WTF WED! IT'S MADE OUT OF F***ING POKÉMON & CHIN CHIN !?

OMG BISCOFF SPREAD

"IT'S MADE OUT OF F***ING COOKIES!"

POKÉMON RIVALS   &   TOO CUTE: POKÉMON

We're dispensing two different flavors of Pokémanz this week: a sweet abridged short based on the Pokémon Origins miniseries, from Octopimp, and Esquirebob's latest collaboration with Egoraptor that properly parodies the saccharine puppy/kitten documentaries they play on Animal Planet to pander to little girls, grandmas, and everyone else.

Also, I thought you could use a little bit of a stabalizer between OMG BISCOFF and the latest messed up night terror from the orifices of Filthy Frank.

FILTHY FRANK: DON'T MESS W/ ONE DIRECTION

This really speaks for itself. Filthy Frank feels like he is being unnecessarily harassed by a parody of the homophobic black guy stereotype, calls upon the powers of Chin Chin, his eldritch god & life partner, and summons forces beyond his and Paul Abdul's control. I apologize in advance, but I'm not sorry.

WEEKLY ROUND-UP! OCT. 21- OCT. 27/13!

 WEEKLY ROUND-UP PRESENTS

ELECTRIC MOUSE, FLOWER DINOSAUR,

 FIRE LIZARD, & WATER TURTLE WEEK!

7. WORD OF THE DAY! 10/27/13! POKÉBLOG X #3! Colleague.

After a week off, I kicked back into gear and produced some really swell articles about my experiences in Pokémon X!

6. WORD OF THE DAY! 10/26/13! Adulterate.

Resulting in two articles of me contemplating the physical, mental, and spiritual costs of running this blog. I AM THE ONE WHO BLOGS! I'm the one who blogs.

5. WTF WED! DARTH VADER VS. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VS. BEARS!

Fun Fact #666: The life of Jake Lloyd, the actor who portrayed the young Anakin in the Phantom Menace, was ruined by the film that ruined Star Wars.

4. WORD OF THE DAY! 10/25/13! Substitute.

Accept no substitutes. Like, comment, subscribe, and share my blog today. I promise we don't use imitation blog flesh in our original recipe!

3. MUSIC MON! GOTTA BONK 'EM ALL INTO THE DANGER ZONE!

But seriously, I love my blog, I love my friends, and I love my Pokémon games. Expect things to go according to plan.

2. WORD OF THE DAY! 10/23/13! POKÉBLOG X #2! EXP share.

Perhaps the most controversial mechanic in the game, that's completely optional, I really feel like EXP Share has pushed me to use a lot more Pokémon in my journey.

1. WORD OF THE DAY! 10/21/13! POKÉBLOG X #1! Kalos starters.

 A little update: I actually ended up naming my Chesnaught "Rammus" (my favorite jungle in LoL), my Gardvoir is named Merlin, my Talonflame is named after Dumbledore's pet phoenix, Fawkes, & my Aurorus is named after Littlefoot from Land Before Time! Still need to rename Honedge "Conan".

WORD OF THE DAY! 7/28/12.

dress-up [dres-uhp]
adjective
1. Being an occasion, situation, etc., for which someone must be formally dressed.
noun
2. Informal. A person's best clothing, accessories, or other added features.
3. A game in which the participants put on clothes or costumes to play out or role play a role.

EX. Playing dress-up with your Pokemon would be absurdly complicated in a world of Jigglypuffs, Muks, Diglets, and other formless/limbless/oblong Pokemon.

WEEKLY ROUND-UP! 5/21-5/27/12.

WEEKLY ROUND-UP PRESENTS

"NEVER SAY DIE!" WEEK!

7. WORD OF THE DAY! 5/23/12. Swagger.

Simply because swagger rhymes with Mick Jagger we have already had to put up with one of the dumbest funk songs of all time. Nobody wants "moves like Jagger".

6. WORD OF THE DAY! 5/24/12. Agalmatophilia.

"That's not my name! My name is Tootsie Mega-Girl! Because where I come from, on farm planet, your first name is what you do, and your second name is what you love!" -The Starship Trooper formerly known as "Tootsie Noodles"

5. WORD OF THE DAY! 5/27/12. Diligence.

Because...I've been trying to play my way through Skyward Sword and what keeps bringing me back are the satisfying boss fights and the moments when I really feel like the "Hero of Time". You get several moments like that in the game.

On the other hand, they give you dialogue choices in the title, and it is stupid. Don't give me dialogue choices if they don't really matter.

It is intellectually insulting, Nintendo.

4. WTF WEDNESDAY: EAST 2 WEST #1

"In America!" -Bandit Kieth, Yui-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"In Japan!" - Ninja Kiba, Magic the Gathering: The Abridged Series

3. WORD OF THE DAY! 5/25/12. Co-Op.

To Zombie Walk in 2013, or not to Zombie Walk in 2013.

2. MIXED BAG. ZOMBIE PLAYGROUND

The premise is simple. You are an elementary school child, trapped in a zombie filled school, and you and your friends have to fight to survive.

And the kick-starter still needs $60,000 to get off the ground. If you donate $15, you get a copy of the game.

1. FANTASY SATURDAY! ADVANCED BASTARDS & BUGGERY! #1

After a whole semester without a new chapter in any of my fantasy serials, Sci-Fi Fantasy Friday, Saturday, Sunday etc. articles return with a new series about my newest A D & D experiences with the Stanifer family. I have really enjoyed the campagin and we've only played one session.

The advantage of playing with a DM whose played A D & D longer than I have been alive is always a plus.

UNLESS YOU DIE...

WORD OF THE DAY! 5/23/12.

swagger [swag-er]
verb
1. To walk or strut with a defiant and/or insolent air.
2. To boast or brag noisily.
3. To bring, drive, or force something blustering.
noun
4. Showy manner, conduct, or walk with the sole purpose of displaying one's arrogance and conceit proudly.

EX.  Squirtle used Swagger. It was not very effective. Bulbasaur is dismissive of said swagger.

WORD OF THE DAY! 2/9/12

druthers [druhth-erz]
noun
1. one's own way, choice, or preference.

EX. If I had my druthers, I would choose Charmander.

WORD OF THE DAY! 2/2/12

hypothetical [hahy-puh-thet-i-kuhl]

noun

1. a hypothetical situation, instance, etc.

adjective

2.assumed by hypothesis.

3. given to making hypothesis.

4. Logic. a.(of a proposition) highly conjectural; not well supported by available evidence.

               b.(of a proposition or syllogism) conditional.

EX. The above hypothetical, like all hypotheticals, can only be salvaged with big fat dose of Gary Mother F***in' Oak.