Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts

Friday, September 4, 2015

FTW FRIDAY! CENSOR VEGETA SENPAI, STOP DRINK!


This anime is totally legitimate and not a parody of high school anime written for the female consumer-- complete with a Mary Janes female protagonist that is cute but lacks much in the way of a personality that will make it easy for the viewer to self-insert herself in the primary role and a caste of archetypes ranging from pointy chinned bishonen to comic relief support characters like the half-American exchange student.

The best part? Every episode has a unique theme song or credit roll that will have you laughing yourself to tears. You...you stupid baka!


And, speaking of anime, Dragon Ball Z is arguably the most influential anime for going beyond a small fan-following to creating a foundation for an American fanculture that exists and thrives to this day! While Speed Racer, Voltron and Sailor Moon before it established themselves as great imports in the past, Dragon Ball Z was a potent gateway drug for would-be anime fans thanks to the characters, action and comedy. The latter element wasn't always as intended.

In fact, Dragon Ball Z was an anime that went through several layers of dubbing and censoring before it ever reached the English-speaking audience and many of these well-meaning to just weird alterations are so funny that they have become ongoing jokes in their respective translations and fan-community to this day!

Check out Phelous's Top 15 above!


Well, that escalated quickly.

Friday, June 19, 2015

FTW FRIDAY! COUCH COINS, GIANT ROBOTS, & LIFETIME MOVIES!


Thanks to the Arrow and Game of Thrones and living in Australia for a few years, I've got a lot of hardcore British to Australian accents for Dungeons and Dragons. Because they can be hilarious or scary or awesome! Some day I'll share them with you!

"I KEEP MY PROMISES!"


A little bit of anime weird in the form of an ADHD animation that conceptualizes Michael Bay's rumored version of Evangelion that gets it wrong because, while Michael Bay's film would be terrible, the cartoon is entertaining in a terrible bad awesome sorta way.


The Lifetime Channel movie has become synonymous with topical based-on-real-life dramas where a good woman is betrayed by her spouse via a manipulative third party that brings out the dumb, violent, and sex-driven psychopath hiding in every suburban household. I think. I wouldn't know. I don't watch cable. BUT I DO WATCH WILL FERRELL MOVIES!

And this looks like a hilarious played straight bit of satire.

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

WTF FRIDAY! YMS: COOL CAT SAVES THE KIDS! (CALL THE POLICE!)





Cool Son: Cool Cat? Cool Cat! Why's he dancing Dad?

Cool Dad: Because we have to watch him.

Cool Son: He didn't do anything uncool?

Cool Dad: Because he's the hero Hollywood deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll watch him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a fursuit guardian. A watchful predator. A Cool Cat.

Cool Son: Gross.

Friday, April 10, 2015

FTW FRIDAY! DAN WILSON, OMELETTE DAUGHTER, AND SPONGEBOB AGREE: WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK!


RED LETTER MEDIA is one of my go-to sources for finding the next "hidden gem" or should I say "buried turd" that has been left behind in the age of "shot on shit-eo" films and straight-to-home-video VHS. One of the highlights on their Best of the Worst series has been the series of prank phone calls for performed by Rich Evans whenever they find a working number on the back of one of these old VHS tapes.

The video begs the question, "Why not make a VHS to entertain dogs?"

Rich trumps this question with "Why not make a VHS to entertain giraffes?"

Priceless.


Priceless like a father's love for his daughter, even if his daughter is actually just an egg or three egg-daughters combined into some sort of delicious but terrible abomination of an omelette daughter being raised by four sketch comedians.

This is the sitcom 90's America didn't want but would've ate up.


"We GOTTA get SPONGEBOB back!" -Ukinojoe, 2015

Now, for a palate cleanser.

Monday, April 6, 2015

MUSIC MON! DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED 4!


"What is the biggest thing in the world?"

That's a good question.

In the latest episode of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, we learn that even the best questions can have the worst answers imaginable. Or beyond imagination. Or just don't imagine anything. Or ask questions. Or answer questions. Or do anything.

It is best to just eat your oatmeal and not give any inanimate objects a cue to self-animate into an eldritch horror symbolizing a vague concept under the pretense of "edu-tainment".

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

WTF WED! EVERY 90'S BABY KNOWS THE CHA-CHA-CHA! (FRANK GRIMES TOO)


I gotta admit... I saw the punchline coming with this one... BUT I DID NOT SEE THE EXECUTION COMING! Not only was the production value of this video top notch and the comedy equal parts disturbing & hilarious, it actually made me queasy (especially the uncensored version which, literally, adds about five seconds). Watch it and see for yourself.

I think it is worth pointing out that between stuff like this and TOO MANY COOKS we have reached a new and dangerous (but exciting) era in our internet nostalgia-based comedy-- we have reached the 8th season of Simpsons here, kids. That's right. We are in Frank Grimes territory.

"Who's Frank Grimes?" you ask, gormlessly, oblivious to the watershed 23rd Episode of the 8th Season of the Simpsons. (Don't watch the next link if you don't like spoilers)

HOMER'S ENEMY(spoilers)

Frank Grimes was a character introduced into Springfield in the 8th season of the Simpsons and is clearly designed to be a new straight-laced foil to Homer's chicanery. It is a pretty classic sitcom set-up-- a character, in this case Homer, can't accept that another character disliked them and, in their attempts to win them over, just make things worse. Usually, the lesson to be had in such episodes is that you can't please some people. But that's not the case in Homer's Enemy.

Frank Grimes isn't just a guy who, for no reason, dislikes Homer. He is a meta joke created to be a cynical critic of the Simpsons, specifically the beloved buffoon Homer, from the perspective of a decent and hard-working human being that somehow exists in a universe where a dumb, violent and clumsy Homer is not only beloved by all but is rewarded for his actions by being put in a position of authority-- Homer is in charge of safety at the nuclear plant-- and, despite the show pretending Homer lives in an average or even below average middle class lifestyle, lives in a big house, with a family that loves him, can go on trips, eat lobster on a whim, etc, while Grimes, a much more realistic representation of a real person, is considered to be off-base for even pointing out the bizarre logic that Springfield's universe follows. The fact is that, if you had to deal with a person like Homer Simpson, despite the fact that he is well-meaning, loves his family, and is a goofy character, etc., you would most likely find his behavior and mistakes to be criminally negligent and he would, probably, be in jail or, even more likely, dead. Much like that last sentence, the episode takes a dark turn and, perhaps worst of all, Springfield is untouched by this character's addition.

Frank Grimes comes and goes, like any other subject of the week, and is completely forgotten by the next week. He does come up in later episode(s) but these are one-off jokes. Nods to the audience. Because, while Springfield wasn't affected by Frank Grimes, the audience was affected. They were split between people who saw this episode as mean-spirited and people (like myself) who appreciated the writers having the guts to take the show into a daring direction.

In fact, Homer's Enemy might just be my favorite episode. And some of the new videos being made for mass consumption are embracing the very things that make Homer's Enemy such an important episode for long time fans.

Moving on...


Tom Ska is all about the bizarre and off-putting humor as well and this joke, a rather simple joke, is taken to a logical conclusion in a way that is both satisfying and upsetting. Why is the latter fine in comedy? Comedy, in my opinion, is based on the defiance of expectations.

The reason that "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!" is such an elementary joke is that is a very simple example of this concept. The expectation of the audience, who has somehow never heard this joke, is that there is a trick answer to the riddle. And there is! The trick answer is that there is no trick answer. The most obvious answer to the question is the answer. Arguably, this is anti-humor, but that's discussion for another day.

My point is that comedy is about the unexpected. Like me going on a Simpsons based rant up above and the other random musings, with hints of scholarly tone, I have been typing for the last thirty minutes or so...


The pacing and tone of TVMAXWELL takes things even further by integrating horror staples into their comedy that will make you uncomfortable. And being uncomfortable, once again, is a vital part of comedy. Laughter is a nervous  response given by primates when exposed to behavior they don't have other behavioral responses for. This is the reason why you laugh when you're tickled and the reason you laugh when something odd or disturbing happens that you don't know how to respond to otherwise. Or some bull*** like that.

I'm done being intellectual for the day. Time to binge on chicken wings and pop.

Monday, December 1, 2014

MUSIC MON! DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED 3!


The good news is that the internet did not choose puppetcide. Or is it?

If you don't know, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, is an educational puppet show made for children that mixes stop motion animation, puppetry, and the combined nightmares of a thousand orphans on LSD laced with the tears of the last Wupnubchub Indian.

It is horrible. It is terrible. It is love.

And love is the subject of the first episode of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared since the kickstarter met it's goals.

It loves up to my dread and expectactions.

Enjoy. I think.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

WORD OF THE DAY! 11/18/14!


YOUTUBE POOP: HARRY POTTER AND THE FLESH-EATING SLUG REPELLENT! PT. 1!

YOUTUBE POOP: HARRY POTTER AND THE FLESH-EATING SLUG REPELLENT! PT. 2!

youtube poop [yoo-toob-poop]
noun
1. A name used for a subtle internet-only art form posted to youtube in the form of a series of chosen clips, usually from a cartoon or movie, clipped, looped, and remixed in an almost random and nonsensical pattern to produce really offbeat but often humorous content by relying on a mix of clever editing and repetition.

EX. Every now and then I find youtube poop that transcends the usually crappy and amateurish format and earns itself a status that I refer to as "golden poo". The bizarre and often violent parody of the second Harry Potter film, The Chamber of Secrets, is an example of such a "golden poo" with some rather purposeful editing. Check it out.

Oh and if you know of another piece of "golden poo" feel free to share it.

If you like this, make sure to check out BOBBY HILL'S DESCENT.

Friday, November 7, 2014

FTW FRIDAY! TOO MANY COOKS.


It takes a lot to make a stew; a pinch of salt and laughter too, scoop of kids to add the spice, a dash of love to make it nice, and you've got....

TOO MANY COOKS. TOO MANY COOKS. TOO MANY COOKS.  TOO MANY COOKS. TOO MANY COOKS. TOO MANY COOKS. TOO MANY COOKS. TOO MANY...


It takes a lot to make a stew, when it comes to me and you, and him, and her, and the baby too. Too many cooks it's true. They say it goes it'll spoil the broth. Honey, I think that's not true. Well, maybe too many cooks will spoil the broth but they'll fill our hearts with so much love.

TOO MANY COOKS.

It was at this point I began suffering a metaphysical hemorrhage and stopped trying to type the lyrics as the came. Adult Swim. You've done it again.

Seriously, keep watch this video to the end. Your life will be either enriched or ruined. But if you don't try, you'll never know if you can have...

TOO MANY COOKS.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

WTF WED! CARRY LIMITS, WONDER CORES, AND SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!


Let's start off the day with something that all of my League of Legends bros will appreciate (special shoutout to my duo queue partner, cShots); a nifty animation about the ludicrosity of carrying six items and a trinket around Summoner's Rift.

As someone who tanks a lot, it is funny to imagine a champ carrying multiple pieces of armor-- like a trolling Wukong wearing six Warmogs?

This is a trope common in any game that let's you stack multiple of the same sorts of items. But hey, the game's core appeals are gameplay and stategy, not realism.


I was walking along the beach with my dog when I saw a strange green light fly across the night sky and collide with the earth with an ear shattering crash. My dog barking, I ran toward the crash site, towards a green glowing light over the next hill and found the wreckage of what appeared to be a strange alien craft. As I approached, the green light was flickering and growing dim...

In the wreckage, a purple alien with green and black armor was pinned under some piece of strange alien metal. Clearly, he had been through more than a crash as his body was covered in these strange glowing wounds. I tried to ask him if he was alright, as if he could speak English, moving to move the metal scrap from his body, without thinking, as my dog watched with anxious whines. The alien reached up and placed a hand on my arm, as I failed to lift the metal, and it looked me in the eyes....

"Do you even lift, bro?"

And ever since that alien died, I have sworn that I will start training my core.... just not today.


Is this what you wanted America?

A CGI to Live Action Spongebob Squarepants movie in 3D, a plot involving super hero jokes, and Antonio Banderas as a cheesy pirate?

Meh.

But still America...

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

WTF WED! WHAT THE EFF IS SKEFF?!



What the eff is Skeff?

Skeff is Paul ter Voode's brainchild and he originally shared it with the world back in 2012. The first installment was one of the last project's that Edd Gould of Eddsworld worked on, in which he served as a narrator, before passing away. It is a fantastic collaboration between like-minded artists, with the latest installment receiving help from artists like Pearl Zhang and Ukinojoe.

It follows the extra-ordinary adventures of a Skeff, a Danish lad and a respectable adult, as he ventures out into the dangerous world of Denmark. It's fantastically simple style mixed with a perfectly combined mix of narration and music create something that is indeniably charming and the humor, well, is the right sort of weird.

Seriously, ya'll need Skeff in your life!

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

WTF! DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED: KICKSTARTER!


That's right, kids! Let's think creatively and use out time appropriately to fund ourselves an internet television program starring such beloved characters as Yellow Guy, Red Guy, and Green Bird (yes, I think they have official names but it appears I have lost them in the shuffle). The kickstarter is to fund at least four more installments to educate the audience about the other four important lessons of life yet unlearned. Surely, you want to learn them.

OR DO YOU WANT THESE PUPPETS TO DIE?!

Because that is exactly what will happen if you ignore this call to action. Your inaction will indirectly lead to the direct action of putting the puppets to inaction. Death. Death of puppets. Puppetcide if you will.

Hm, I think there is some red jam on my ears. Weird.

Friday, April 4, 2014

WORD OF THE DAY! 4/4/14!




Goat Simulator [goht-sim-yoo-lehyt-er]
noun
1. Video game. A third-person perspective simulator game, from Coffee Stain Studios, where the player controls a goat. Originally created as part of a "game jam", without any intent of full released, public demand led to a publicly released copy that is functional yet rife with the glitches and bugs that make the open-world destruction game more amusing than it has any right...to be.

EX. Buy Goat Simulator on their website or on Steam. This is no an advertisement. This is a recommendation posed in the form of a demand.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

WTF WED! BANE CAT KILLS EVERYTHING ANIME ABRIDGED!


First, we were blessed with the first installment of an abridged series that I have been waiting to see come to fruition since I saw some shorts on youtube performed by the same voice actors.

Kill La Kill is probably the biggest anime in the last year, after Attack on Titan, and is certainly one of the most visually interesting anime I can think of.

The first episode of the abridged series has some good laughs and I hope they produce some more because, like most abridged series, these things get better over time.


And the funniest Bane parody I've seen in a while stole the collective heart of the internet thanks to its use of obese felines, Bane cat costumes, and lots of quotes from The Dark Knight Rises. Bane is simultaneously ridiculous and awesome at the same time. I think it is safe to say that Bane is officially far more quotable than Heath Ledger's Joker.

There. I said it.


I apologize for nothing. Seriously. This was funny.

 Same time, same place, every week. Have a good one, folks.

Friday, January 24, 2014

WORD OF THE DAY! 1/24/14!

wicker man [wik-er-man]
noun
1. According to Julius Caesar's Commentarii de Bello Gallico, a large wicker statue in the shape of a human used by the ancient Celtic druids for human sacrifice by burning it and the victim in effigy. There is no archeological evidence that this ever took place but is, instead, most likely the result of misinformation out of Greco-Roman disdain for cultures they saw as barbaric. However, many agents of neopaganism have taken the ritual of burning a wooden effigy as part of many of their festivals, though, obviously, without the element of human sacrifice.

EX. Nostalgia Critic has finally gotten around to reviewing the Wicker Man remake starring Nicholas Cage. There will be bees.

Thursday, January 16, 2014

WORD OF THE DAY! 1/15/14!


AS SEEN ON TV [as-seen-on-tee-vee]
adjective
1.A generic descriptor for products advertised on television for direct-response mail-order through a toll-free telephone number.

EX. Anyone else realize how often the problems that As Seen on TV products are meant to solve are often the result of extreme incompetence on the parts of the characters in the artificially constructed scenarios portrayed in the advertisements.

My least favorite of the nearly endless list of stupid products sold on TV is the Snuggie. It is literally a backwards robe. Blankets are not restrictive, sweaters/jackets are a far more fashionable option, and you should never wear a snuggie in public. The fact that this product sold millions and even had imitators is depressingly pathetic.

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

WTF! HERE WE GO! GAME GRUMPS DISCUSS PART-LESBIAN MÉNAGE Á TROIS & "SWORD FIGHTING"! NSFW!


First up, let's go ahead and bite the curb that is Game Grumps animated by revisiting a classic scene from when, after finishing their single one-off episode of Rugrats in Paris: The Movie on N64, Egoraptor was driven to suicide.

Vega Voverth has quickly become one of the most prolific animators in the shrinking circuit of Game Grumps animations. I say shrinking circuit because, since Jon left, it seems the animators have lost a lot of their enthusiasm to indulge in animating the antics of Game Grumps. It would seem that, without his animated voice and the conflict between Arin and he, there is little worth illustrating or revisiting.

This assumption, based on the next video, is clearly... WRONG!


I've covered iscoppie one other time when I highlighted this animated scene from the classic episode of Nickelodeon GUTS.This style is perfect for the light-hearted trips down Dan's memory lane.

This surreal and vivid hallucination, a walking hot flash animation of a walking wet dream dripping in sharp biting colors carved away with soft lines to create detailed scenes, will leave you smiling, sweating, and crying.

Showers are recommended.


And, if you thought that last story was a slightly inappropriate and very personal look at Dan's romantic life... let's end with Egoraptor talking about how he used to be part of a club of guys who showed off their wieners. His wife confirms the sum of all of our fears when she admits her beloved too part in many bratwurst parties. And I'm not talking about sausages.

P.S. It can't be unheard and it can't be unseen.