Friday, April 10, 2015
FTW FRIDAY! DAN WILSON, OMELETTE DAUGHTER, AND SPONGEBOB AGREE: WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK!
RED LETTER MEDIA is one of my go-to sources for finding the next "hidden gem" or should I say "buried turd" that has been left behind in the age of "shot on shit-eo" films and straight-to-home-video VHS. One of the highlights on their Best of the Worst series has been the series of prank phone calls for performed by Rich Evans whenever they find a working number on the back of one of these old VHS tapes.
The video begs the question, "Why not make a VHS to entertain dogs?"
Rich trumps this question with "Why not make a VHS to entertain giraffes?"
Priceless like a father's love for his daughter, even if his daughter is actually just an egg or three egg-daughters combined into some sort of delicious but terrible abomination of an omelette daughter being raised by four sketch comedians.
This is the sitcom 90's America didn't want but would've ate up.
"We GOTTA get SPONGEBOB back!" -Ukinojoe, 2015
Now, for a palate cleanser.