Cool Son: Cool Cat? Cool Cat! Why's he dancing Dad?
Cool Dad: Because we have to watch him.
Cool Son: He didn't do anything uncool?
Cool Dad: Because he's the hero Hollywood deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll watch him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a fursuit guardian. A watchful predator. A Cool Cat.
Cool Son: Gross.