Showing posts with label tvmaxwell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tvmaxwell. Show all posts
Friday, June 19, 2015
FTW FRIDAY! COUCH COINS, GIANT ROBOTS, & LIFETIME MOVIES!
Thanks to the Arrow and Game of Thrones and living in Australia for a few years, I've got a lot of hardcore British to Australian accents for Dungeons and Dragons. Because they can be hilarious or scary or awesome! Some day I'll share them with you!
"I KEEP MY PROMISES!"
A little bit of anime weird in the form of an ADHD animation that conceptualizes Michael Bay's rumored version of Evangelion that gets it wrong because, while Michael Bay's film would be terrible, the cartoon is entertaining in a terrible bad awesome sorta way.
The Lifetime Channel movie has become synonymous with topical based-on-real-life dramas where a good woman is betrayed by her spouse via a manipulative third party that brings out the dumb, violent, and sex-driven psychopath hiding in every suburban household. I think. I wouldn't know. I don't watch cable. BUT I DO WATCH WILL FERRELL MOVIES!
And this looks like a hilarious played straight bit of satire.
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
WTF WED! EVERY 90'S BABY KNOWS THE CHA-CHA-CHA! (FRANK GRIMES TOO)
I gotta admit... I saw the punchline coming with this one... BUT I DID NOT SEE THE EXECUTION COMING! Not only was the production value of this video top notch and the comedy equal parts disturbing & hilarious, it actually made me queasy (especially the uncensored version which, literally, adds about five seconds). Watch it and see for yourself.
I think it is worth pointing out that between stuff like this and TOO MANY COOKS we have reached a new and dangerous (but exciting) era in our internet nostalgia-based comedy-- we have reached the 8th season of Simpsons here, kids. That's right. We are in Frank Grimes territory.
"Who's Frank Grimes?" you ask, gormlessly, oblivious to the watershed 23rd Episode of the 8th Season of the Simpsons. (Don't watch the next link if you don't like spoilers)
HOMER'S ENEMY(spoilers)
Frank Grimes was a character introduced into Springfield in the 8th season of the Simpsons and is clearly designed to be a new straight-laced foil to Homer's chicanery. It is a pretty classic sitcom set-up-- a character, in this case Homer, can't accept that another character disliked them and, in their attempts to win them over, just make things worse. Usually, the lesson to be had in such episodes is that you can't please some people. But that's not the case in Homer's Enemy.
Frank Grimes isn't just a guy who, for no reason, dislikes Homer. He is a meta joke created to be a cynical critic of the Simpsons, specifically the beloved buffoon Homer, from the perspective of a decent and hard-working human being that somehow exists in a universe where a dumb, violent and clumsy Homer is not only beloved by all but is rewarded for his actions by being put in a position of authority-- Homer is in charge of safety at the nuclear plant-- and, despite the show pretending Homer lives in an average or even below average middle class lifestyle, lives in a big house, with a family that loves him, can go on trips, eat lobster on a whim, etc, while Grimes, a much more realistic representation of a real person, is considered to be off-base for even pointing out the bizarre logic that Springfield's universe follows. The fact is that, if you had to deal with a person like Homer Simpson, despite the fact that he is well-meaning, loves his family, and is a goofy character, etc., you would most likely find his behavior and mistakes to be criminally negligent and he would, probably, be in jail or, even more likely, dead. Much like that last sentence, the episode takes a dark turn and, perhaps worst of all, Springfield is untouched by this character's addition.
Frank Grimes comes and goes, like any other subject of the week, and is completely forgotten by the next week. He does come up in later episode(s) but these are one-off jokes. Nods to the audience. Because, while Springfield wasn't affected by Frank Grimes, the audience was affected. They were split between people who saw this episode as mean-spirited and people (like myself) who appreciated the writers having the guts to take the show into a daring direction.
In fact, Homer's Enemy might just be my favorite episode. And some of the new videos being made for mass consumption are embracing the very things that make Homer's Enemy such an important episode for long time fans.
Moving on...
Tom Ska is all about the bizarre and off-putting humor as well and this joke, a rather simple joke, is taken to a logical conclusion in a way that is both satisfying and upsetting. Why is the latter fine in comedy? Comedy, in my opinion, is based on the defiance of expectations.
The reason that "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!" is such an elementary joke is that is a very simple example of this concept. The expectation of the audience, who has somehow never heard this joke, is that there is a trick answer to the riddle. And there is! The trick answer is that there is no trick answer. The most obvious answer to the question is the answer. Arguably, this is anti-humor, but that's discussion for another day.
My point is that comedy is about the unexpected. Like me going on a Simpsons based rant up above and the other random musings, with hints of scholarly tone, I have been typing for the last thirty minutes or so...
The pacing and tone of TVMAXWELL takes things even further by integrating horror staples into their comedy that will make you uncomfortable. And being uncomfortable, once again, is a vital part of comedy. Laughter is a nervous response given by primates when exposed to behavior they don't have other behavioral responses for. This is the reason why you laugh when you're tickled and the reason you laugh when something odd or disturbing happens that you don't know how to respond to otherwise. Or some bull*** like that.
I'm done being intellectual for the day. Time to binge on chicken wings and pop.
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
WTF WED! CURIOUS GEORGE IS THE LAST MONKEY IN MORDOR!
See Spot. See Spot run. Run Spot run.
See George. See George learn. Learn George learn.
See Man. See Man fall. Fall Man fall.
See Ape. See Ape rise. Rise Ape Rise.
See Planet. See Planet of the Apes.
See George. See George run. Run George Run.
See Lady.
"You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
Row row row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.
...is a nursery rhyme. "Life is but a dream" and all we can keep on rowing. After all,
Round the world and home again
That’s the sailor’s way
Faster faster, faster faster
There’s no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There’s no knowing where we’re rowing
Or which way the river’s flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a-blowing
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they’re certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing
... is from a film intended for children. Children love existential crises.
That is what Tolkien envisioned. I am sure. Lots of super powers, gore and game mechanics ripped right out of Assassin's Creed.
Oh, you want some more poetry or song?
“Not all those who wander are lost." -J R R Tolkien
Moving along...
Friday, September 19, 2014
EFFED UP FRIDAY! KEVIN SMITH, WALRUSES, BRIAN BLESSED, POLAR BEARS, OH MY!
Kevin Smith came up with the idea to make a horror movie about a man being sewn into a walrus suit after reading a rather odd classified article from a website with a similar premise...
...and the idea caught off enough that it actually made it to being scripted, produced, and released to critical acclaim. I'll be checking this one out soon!
And, speaking of old men and creatures of the arctic north, did you know that Brian Blessed punched a polar bear? Do you know who Brian Blessed is? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!? Get educated!!
And a new horror short from TV Maxwell rounds out our trio of videos this week and I'm left wondering, again...
Why do they come to me to die? Why do you they come to me to die?
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Wednesday, April 16, 2014
WTF WED! ASH & SHINJI PILOT A ROBOT TO FIGHT THE KAIJU ORC!!
Let's start with the video from TVMaxwell that has had all my friends repeating the image above as a sort of self-perpetuated in-joke. Some times things just have to be effed up and not completely mind-bleedingly offensive or obtuse. Sometimes... I hope I land on orc.
Neon Genesis: Evangelion is a series that is long overdue its day in the spotlight on my blog. Doesn't mean I'm about to give you a summary of my feelings on it at this exact instant... maybe I need to rewatch it first?
Still, this short, based on this comic, is a pretty perfect summary of the series, as far I'm concerned.
And let's end on a note of wanton violence perfectly animated in a way that makes me look past the hateful nature of its comedy and peer straight into the vacant eyes of its creator's intent embrace the blank void within in a blatantly ineffectual attempt to find some deeper meaning.
Just watch the toon, you salacious queefs.
Wednesday, February 5, 2014
WTF WED! WHITE POWER RANGER IN DA LEAGUE OF LESBIANS!
No video would be more appropriate to post after driving home as the frozen tree tops, glazed in silver, rained down dreary hail on the road. The air was as cold as a cadaver's kiss, the roadside ditches filled with floating sheets of ice and Styrofoam cups, and my fingers felt numb as I gripped the steering wheel. Winter is death. Winter is beautiful.
Also, this silly but brilliant little bit of Hitchcock inspired horror from TVMaxwell will probably put a smile on your face and a little warmth in your heart. Or just confuse you.
As for the vidja here, it is a pretty twisted, funny, and fanservicey bit of fluff from TwistedGrimTV.
As for a small League of Legends update, my ranked team's president Trainer Gary Oak (formerly OGMRSNESBITT) added Dio Omicida (ADC/Support main) and cShots (Top main) to our roster and that means we'll be able to build a full team more regularly and start playing ranked 5 V 5 as soon as possible. I've learned to play a lot of roles, so expect to see me doing whatever is needed to help my team win, including jungling as Jarvin IV.
P.S. My favorite Ahri skin is Popstar Ahri.
It was Aziz Ansari who said his favorite stereotype was that "black dudes are blown away by magic tricks".
A good Power Ranger costume apparently has they same effect, at least in this case. Now, "if only we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians" (Aziz Ansari: Buried Alive).
Thursday, October 31, 2013
WORD OF THE DAY! 10/31/13!
craven [crehy-ven]
noun
1. A coward.
adjective
2. Cowardly; contemptibly timid; pusillanimous.
verb
3. To act cowardly.
EX. Poor Luigi is always depicting as being the craven brother of the Super Mario Bros-- always the first to run and panic at the first sign of danger while Mario faces most challenges head on-- and really he does deserve a little better.
Here are some of the honorable mentions for this year's Halloween:
noun
1. A coward.
adjective
2. Cowardly; contemptibly timid; pusillanimous.
verb
3. To act cowardly.
EX. Poor Luigi is always depicting as being the craven brother of the Super Mario Bros-- always the first to run and panic at the first sign of danger while Mario faces most challenges head on-- and really he does deserve a little better.
Here are some of the honorable mentions for this year's Halloween:
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