UNBOX-KING #8 MARIO PARTY 10 BUNDLE (AMIIBO UPDATE)!

This week we're taking a look at the Mario Party 10 Amiibo bundle and the accompany Super Mario line of Amiibos. Will Unbox-King ever find a catch phrase? Why does he wear sunglasses? Why am I asking questions?

UNBOX-KING #2 BOWSER AMIIBO!

You know what's better than getting the Amiibo you want? Actually opening it out of the box and playing with it!

This weeks' unboxing video is brought to you by impulsive and compulsive behaviors!

MUSIC MON! BOWSER AND BOWSER JR. IS OVERPOWERED AND NEED TO BE NERFED!

VIDEOGAMEDUNKEY: OVERPOWERED (LOL)

Dunkey's lyrics come in three flavors:

Trash Talk: "You guys are drinking Dr. Pepper. I'm drinking Mountain Dew. My name is Jason Gastrow. Who the f*** are you?"

Earned Frustration:  "Every other day there's fans that say I'm getting crappy
How the fuck am I supposed to keep a million people happy?"

Ri-donk-ulousness: "I'm knocking cats out left and right like it's Tom and Jerry
We might as well call this map Summoner's Cemetery."

And it wouldn't be my personal gaming playerlist without a lot of Dunkey.

THAT'S MY BOWZ

Ukinojoe's girlfriend made this. It is cute. I like it.

And....

Bowser is gonna be top tier in Smash Bros 4. I'm just calling it. I've been playing him a lot on 3DS and he finally has the speed and the moves to be a powerhouse. It is crazy. His dashing smash is just so awesome. He just dropkicks people off the map!

Oh and Bowser Jr. is pretty good too. My favorite Koopaling is Ludwig, btw.

FALCONSHIELD- UNDYING (LOL: SION)

Even though Sion needs some work-- his Q is slow, his W doesn't give him enough health or shield, and his passive is pretty unreliable-- but they just need to tweak him a bit.

He is a lot of fun to play and very satisfying when he works.

WORD OF THE DAY! 6/18/13!

fatherly [faw-ther-lee]
adjective
1. Of or befitting the manner/isms of a father, especially a good or attentive father.

EX. Yo, just throwing up this amazing dorkly comic about fatherly love in the video game universe and, considering all the father themes in Man of Steel, I'd recommend taking your pop or pop-like figure to see the flick this week. Yes, I'm recommending a film to word of the day articles in a row. Sue me.

WORD OF THE DAY! 2/19/13!

free-range [free-reynj]
adjective
1. Describing or pertaining to livestock/domesticated animals permitted to graze or forage for food rather than being stuck in an enclosure/cage.

EX. Remember that Chain Chomps are always happier when not chained up and prefer be able to run free-range. Don't train your pet to attack Italian plumbers and, if you suspect Chain Chomp abuse by your dragon-turtle neighbor, report the act to the authorities.

Let's take the Chain out of the Chomp.

MIXED BAG. SUPER MARIO 64 REVIEW!

MIXED BAG. PRESENTS

SUPER MARIO 64 REVIEW!

Developer: Nintendo

System: Nintendo (1996)

Genre: Platformer

WORD OF THE DAY! 12/12/12.

Koopa [koo-puh]
noun
1. Video game. A species of turtle-like creatures that, while some are unaligned to the tyrant, follow Bowser AKA King Koopa in invasions into the Mushroom Kingdom. When bopped on the head, the green and red variety retreat into their shells.

EX. It looks like this Koopa is gonna require a bigger Mario to banish it from the living room.

WEEKLY ROUND-UP! 4/2-4/8. BATMAN WEEK!

WEEKLY ROUND-UP PRESENTS

FOR THE LOVE OF BATMAN WEEK!

7. WORD OF THE DAY! 4/4/12. Gumshoe.

It is unnatural that I want to see a Batman musical complete with an Officer Krupke parody about good ol' Commissioner Gordon?

WEST SIDE STORY- OFFICER KRUPKE

Or that he makes me think of Brian Blessed declaring, "GORDON'S ALIVE!"

Well, regardless, Commissioner Gordon is everyone's favorite ginger cop.

6. MUSICAL MONDAY! BATMAN SINGS!?

"Punk is nothing but DEATH...and CRIME....and the RAGE OF THE BEAST!"

5. WORD OF THE DAY! 4/6/12. Immortality Syndrome.

This was a challenging article, to be sure. Not only did I sum up the Death of Superman, I dove into the poorly conceived "Death of Batman" that was one of the fifty two climaxes in the clusterf*** of Final Crisis (which tried to tie up about fifty two loose ends and failed).


Perhaps someday I'll review 52, Countdown to Final Crisis, and Final Crisis. I can list out 52 things I love about 52, 52 things I hate about Countdown, and 52 things that confused everyone in Final Crisis.

4. WTF WEDNESDAY! WESTERN SHOW ON SUPER MARIO WORLD?!
Sandwiched in between 8 Batman articles from last week, one article barely keeps Batman Week from being a sweep. To be honest, I'd get bored if I did NOTHING but Batman articles for a whole week. Last week's WTF article focuses on the internet classic from Nico Nico Douga's 2ch. A must see for Mario fans and lovers of WTFery.

3. WORD OF THE DAY! 4/512. Major Domo.

Batman doesn't use guns. Alfred shot the Predator with a goddamn blunderbuss. If that doesn't sell you on clicking this article and reading, I don't know how to help you.

2. THE DASTARDLY DOZEN: BATMAN TOP 12 VILLAINS!
Which Batman villain is your favorite? I ranked these villains by least likely to most likely to kill Batman, but my favorite villain? I'm going have to go with the Joker, because I absolutely love a creepy laugh in my villains.

1. WORD OF THE DAY! 4/8/12. Sidekick. THE ROBINS!

My favorite Robin is a lot easier for me to pick out; Tim Drake.

MUSICAL MONDAY! MARIO KART's RAINBOW ROAD!

MUSICAL MONDAY PRESENTS

MARIO KART'S RAINBOW ROAD

CLICK HERE TO TAKE A TRIP DOWN RAINBOW ROAD!

It's called a road, it's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's called a road, it's called a Rainbow Road
And you will know when you get there
It's called a road, it's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's a road that you go when you die

It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's got Princess Peach, Mario, and the Toad
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go
We'll go

It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go
When you die
It's Rainbow Road
I miss you again uncle
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go
When you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again
On Rainbow Road 

WTF WEDNDESDAY! Western Show on Super Mario World?!

WTF WEDNESDAY JAPANESE EDITION PRESENTS:

WESTERN SHOW ON SUPER MARIO WORLD?!

If you love Mario or Japanese insanity, first click the link above, watch the video, and then either thank me or hate me. This week WTF Wednesday is based on a video that went viral around 2008 via Japan's Nico Nico Douga forums (this is where 2ch comes from, btw). The video catches my eye for its amusing and slightly disturbing distortions of popular Super Mario Bros. characters and the use of a Super Mario World remix.

 You can learn more about this insane meme and its rise by checking out the link below.

KNOW YOUR MEME- WESTERN SHOW!

WORD OF THE DAY! 1/20/12

charcutier [shahr-koo-tee-ey]
noun
1. a pork butcher.

offal [aw-fuhl]
noun
1. the parts of a butchered animal considered inedible by humans; carrion.
2. the parts of an animal removed in its dressing; viscera.
3. refuse; rubbish; garbage.

EX. At least Bowser's big guffawing head is considered in offal.I wonder if there is a turtle-dragon butcher equivalent to a charcutier?

DAILY ROUND-UP! 9/26/11

Today, kind of sucked. I was sick and didn't get to do everything I planned to. Here it to a better tomorrow.

STAR WARS- ROYAL W/ CHEESE 

Sometimes you need a remix.

GUNDAR- PINK AS NIGHT! 

I am not sure why the 80's gave us such overly muscled barbarian heroes as Thundarr, He-Man, Zandor (the Herculoids), Liono etc. Perhaps, it because of the dungeons and dragons of the 70's catching on in the youth, Frank Frazeta's Conan the Barbarian or maybe, just maybe, the 80's was really, really gay. Just saying.

  

MOST LUDICROUS DINOSAUR TV SHOWS OF ALL TIME

Not gonna lie, Disney's Dinosaurs was my favorite sitcom as a kid. Even though it was a rip-off of the Simpsons, was super cheesy (though extremely well made) and had one of the incredibly bizarre conclusions for a children's show ever. This show actually has more in common with Family Guy now that I think about. Hm....

REAL-LIFE SMURF. Warning, really creepy.

I've never liked the smurfs but thought this was really beautiful in a creepy sort of way.

 RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE NERDS

Nerds = Passion so....yeah.