EFFED UP FRIDAY! KEVIN SMITH, WALRUSES, BRIAN BLESSED, POLAR BEARS, OH MY!

KEVIN SMITH'S THE TUSK TRAILER!!

Kevin Smith came up with the idea to make a horror movie about a man being sewn into a walrus suit after reading a rather odd classified article from a website with a similar premise...

...and the idea caught off enough that it actually made it to being scripted, produced, and released to critical acclaim. I'll be checking this one out soon!

BRIAN BLESSED PUNCHED A POLAR BEAR?!

And, speaking of old men and creatures of the arctic north, did you know that Brian Blessed punched a polar bear? Do you know who Brian Blessed is? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!? Get educated!!

TVMAXWELL- THE TORSO!

And a new horror short from TV Maxwell rounds out our trio of videos this week and I'm left wondering, again...

Why do they come to me to die? Why do you they come to me to die?

NERDCULTURE SMACKDOWN! POKÉMON OF THE WEEK! APR 6-APR 12/13!

#318 CAVANHA & #319 SHARPEDO

Ahoy there folks! Looks like we got another couple of water Pokémon to talk about this week (there are a lot of water Pokémon) but at least they're dark type too. As per usual, I used random number generator and, per usual, I never know what we're gonna experience. All I know that for this article...we're gonna need a bigger boat.

LAST WEEK'S POKÉMON OF THE WEEK: #129 MAGIKARP & #130 GYARADOS

DAILY ROUND-UP! 9/27/11

Ugh. Going to bed and hoping for a better tomorrow but first...

THUNDER-LOL-CATS

More proof that silly cartoons like MAD are more intended for the internet addicted masses than the children they really profit from...right? RIGHT!? 

 

 10 WAYS SPIELBERG HAS MADE THE WORLD BETTER 

Not gonna lie about Spielberg. I'm not his biggest fan BUT how could I hate the guy who brought us Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Jaws, Jurassic Park, Hook and Schindler's List? (ET is wholly overrated). The man has, mostly, left a positive mark on Hollywood, much like Lucas and other polarizing visionaries we nerds love to debate and groan about. (CRYSTAL SKULL SUCKED).

COMMUNIT PARODY of DOCTOR WHO

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

DAILY ROUND-UP! 9/26/11

Today, kind of sucked. I was sick and didn't get to do everything I planned to. Here it to a better tomorrow.

STAR WARS- ROYAL W/ CHEESE 

Sometimes you need a remix.

GUNDAR- PINK AS NIGHT! 

I am not sure why the 80's gave us such overly muscled barbarian heroes as Thundarr, He-Man, Zandor (the Herculoids), Liono etc. Perhaps, it because of the dungeons and dragons of the 70's catching on in the youth, Frank Frazeta's Conan the Barbarian or maybe, just maybe, the 80's was really, really gay. Just saying.

  

MOST LUDICROUS DINOSAUR TV SHOWS OF ALL TIME

Not gonna lie, Disney's Dinosaurs was my favorite sitcom as a kid. Even though it was a rip-off of the Simpsons, was super cheesy (though extremely well made) and had one of the incredibly bizarre conclusions for a children's show ever. This show actually has more in common with Family Guy now that I think about. Hm....

REAL-LIFE SMURF. Warning, really creepy.

I've never liked the smurfs but thought this was really beautiful in a creepy sort of way.

 RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE NERDS

Nerds = Passion so....yeah.