WTF WED! CURIOUS GEORGE IS THE LAST MONKEY IN MORDOR!

ADHD- CURIOUS GEORGE OF THE APES!!

See Spot. See Spot run. Run Spot run.

See George. See George learn. Learn George learn.

See Man. See Man fall. Fall Man fall.

See Ape. See Ape rise. Rise Ape Rise.

See Planet. See Planet of the Apes.

See George. See George run. Run George Run.

See Lady.

"You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

TVMAXWELL- THE LAST CLAP!

Row row row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.

...is a nursery rhyme. "Life is but a dream" and all we can keep on rowing. After all,

Round the world and home again
That’s the sailor’s way
Faster faster, faster faster
There’s no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There’s no knowing where we’re rowing
Or which way the river’s flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a-blowing
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they’re certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing

... is from a film intended for children. Children love existential crises.

SHADOW OF MORDOR FAIL: NEMESIS

That is what Tolkien envisioned. I am sure. Lots of super powers, gore and game mechanics ripped right out of Assassin's Creed.

Oh, you want some more poetry or song?

“Not all those who wander are lost." -J R R Tolkien

Moving along...

WEEKLY ROUND-UP! 10/22-10/28/12. CURIOUS WEEK.

WEEKLY ROUND-UP PRESENTS

CURIOUS WEEK!

7. WORD OF THE DAY! 10/25/12. Throne.

Speaking of thrones, George Lucas has, as of today, announced his retirement, Disney's purchase of Lucas Films for over $4 billion, and Star Wars VII's arrival in theaters in 2015. This is exciting, because Disney is a big company with ridiculous resources, protects its franchises, and has done wonders with Marvel (The Avengers is a Disney film). I'm also a little scared...

6. WORD OF THE DAY! 10/22/12. Domino. 

Last week I missed out on giving you guys the articles you really deserve; for example, I think I could've given you more on the domino. The little black mask worn by most sensible vigilantes to protect their identities, it is applied to the face with spirit gum, or (if you're the Green Lantern, for instance) more creative methods.

5. WORD OF THE DAY! 10/28/12. Ramen.

"Instant ramen's really neat.

Ramen is my favorite treat.

I eat it every day and week

Ramen ramen! Eat eat eat!"

Lazy impromptu product jingles? Yes please, may I write another!

4. WORD OF THE DAY! 10/26/12. Quasar.

One of the games I can't wait to play this Holiday season is Mass Effect 3. I loved Mass Effect 1 & 2. Actually, hm.... maybe I need to finish playing through Mass Effect 2 again with all the DLC. Click click. I will do a trilogy review someday...mayhaps.

3. WTF WEDNESDAY! DUB OF THE NORTH STAR!

I really loved this comedy abridged dub of Fist of the North Star from the guys over at Weekly Tube Show. I showed it to several people and had them laughing out loud pretty quickly.

2. WORD OF THE DAY! 10/24/12. Monitor.

Speaking 343 Guilty Spark, I've preordered Halo 4, and just went through a heroic play-through of Halo 3 again. The game still holds up as a solid title...but screw the Flood levels.

1. MUSICAL MONDAY! LIVETUNE: TRANSFER! AMV

Not much to say about this but... watch it.

WORD OF THE DAY! 10/23/12.

curious [kyoo-ree-us]
adjective

1. Eager to learn or know; inquisitive.

2. Prying; meddlesome.

3. Arousing or exciting speculation, interest, or attention through being inexplicable or highly unusual; odd; strange.

EX.