Sunday, September 25, 2011

NERD CULTURE SMACKDOWN #3 LUIGI > MARIO?

NERD SMACKDOWN PRESENTS


TOP 6 REASONS THAT LUIGI IS BETTER THAN MARIO!

Brother rivalry is a pretty big deal. Cain and Abel. Remus and Romulus. MARIO AND LUIGI! One brother always will come out on top, while the other is forced to live in the other's fraternal shadow forever. It's easy to see Mario as the obvious choice out of the two brothers. He is the elder brother, he has stared in more games, is the mascot of Nintendo, is considered the video game equivalent to Mickey Mouse and Luigi is forced to take his first name as his last. ((Mario Mario and Luigi Mario)). Yet, that doesn't mean Luigi is inferior*. Far from it. And so...


HERE WE GO!!!

#6 LUIGI HAS EXPERIENCED FAILURE AND SUCCESS.
 
Look at that sad face.
#5 HE'S A MEAN GREEN PLUMBING MACHINE!

Green > Red


#4 HE HASN'T REACHED HIS FULL POTENTIAL, YET.

Mario is a lot older than him in the Mario movie.

#3 NICE SOCKS!   

Check out those awesome red striped ocks.

#2 HE'S A GHOSTBUSTER!

HE'S AFRAID OF THOSE GHOSTS!

#1 HE IS A BETTER JUMPER THAN "JUMP MAN"!

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!   


*LUIGI IS INFERIOR

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