WTF WED! USE A VACCINE TO SAVE FRIEZA FROM THE PEE-PEE!

THE VAXEEM!

"When I am herd the TV lady am say vaxeem cause the autismus I am taking it away from babble and am write angry post on my Myspace and Tumblers about am protect bibbles from mercuries cuz I am good Mother!"

You'll understand after you watch the video.

THE FRIEZA SAGA IN 5 MINUTES!

You see bald midget, Blue Hair McUseless and Goku's son have to go to Pickle monster's home planet to find the magical wish rocks to bring Goku's friends back to life, while they train with a cricket and a monkey and Goku is in the hospital after King Kong crushed him. So, Goku's son and bald midget run into Vegetable and he agrees to work with them to find the dragon testicles. They get beat up by a dance troupe and Goku shows up to save the day but he gets body-swapped with a purple guy and beaten up bad so he has to heal. Purple guy is now a frog. While Vegetable takes a nap, Goku's son and bald midget summon the dragon and wish back Pickle Monster.

Freezer shows up and is not happy they stole his chaos emeralds. He proceeds to kill bald midget with his horns, after transforming into the devil, but bald midget is okay. Pickle man shows up to help after joining bodies with Tails, just in time to watch bald midget get blown up, but he is not okay. Then, Freezer becomes an alien beats up pickle monster. Then he takes on his ultra super ultimate mega final omega form and kills vegetable man. Goku shows up and becomes blond hair. He is now super man and beats up Freezer. Freeze kills pickle monsters planet and everybody has to leave. Goku tries to save Freezer but Freeezer betray him and Goku says "I am fed up with this world" and leaves Freezer to die.

Freezer comes back as a robot. Vegetable man's future son chops him up.

You'll understand after you watch the video.

PEE-PEE'S GAYHOUSE!

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You'll understand after you watch the video.

Enjoy and please try to understand.

WORD OF THE DAY! 11/11/14!

OVERWATCH CINEMATIC TRAILER!

OVERWATCH GAMEPLAY TRAILER!

overwatch [oh-ver-watch]
noun
1. Military. In modern warfare, it is the state of one small unit or military vehicle supporting another unit, while they are executing fire and movement tactics. Such as a supporting unit taking a position where it can observe the terrain ahead, especially likely enemy positions.

EX. When I heard "overwatch", I thought of Crackdown.

Instead, we finally got the newest Blizzard franchise in almost two decades and Overwatch is special; a highly stylized class FPS in the vein of TF2 but with much more of an emphasis on mobility, special abilities, and, rather than a stable of basic classes, a variety of characters for players to probably unlock and fall in love with-- so sort of a MOBA approach.

The trailers, posted above, are definitely exciting.

It has a cyborg gorilla with glasses. I'm at least gonna download it.

MUSIC MON! TEAM FORTRESS 2: NEVER HAD A WRECKING BALL FOREVER AND ALWAYS!

TF2: FOREVER AND ALWAYS

This week we're keeping things light with a trio of machinima music videos through the venue of Team Fortress 2 (download it for free today):

So, first up, we have the over-the-top sugar and rainbows saturated mess that is the theme of Robot Unicorn. It's a pretty well done little bit of animation with some solid mouth animation and facial expression of Scout on the screen.

HEAVY CYRUS WRECKING BALL!

Then, we've got a nice homage to the recent "classic" from Miley Cyrus but, rather than being performed by a scrawny pop star with daddy issues, it is being performed by a human wrecking ball with sandvich issues.

FRIEND LIKE SANDVICH

And, speaking of "sandvich", we've got a Disney's Aladdin (1992) vidja for your video viewing pleasure.

I wish there was more, but that's all f-f-f-folks! Tune in next week for a Christmas themed Music Monday.

MUSIC MON! GOTTA BONK 'EM ALL INTO THE DANGER ZONE!

 "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL" POKÉMON THEME (Tay Zonday)

As I play yet another Pokémon RPG, I find myself meticulously catching every Pokémon I haven't caught in some, mostly in vain, attempt to catch 'em all. But really, that's not why I play these games; I play these games because of the experiences created within the game and with friends.

Why do you play Pokémon?

 BONKUMIRU

The guys who make videos like this are a highly under-appreciated resource of entertainment, hard-earned skill, and artistic value on the internet. Video games can be a pallet for these young artists to express themselves either for the worthy pursuit of simple pleasure or for the high pursuit of pushing themselves further and further toward the highest heights of their craft.

Also, there is a guy saying "Bonk!

ARCHER: DANGER ZONE!

Archer is one of my favorite TV shows of recent years, animated or otherwise, because of the fantastic cast, classy art-style taking lessons learned from Adult Swim techniques, and the home run writing that often hits a joke out of the park long before you even realize you're going to laugh at it in a few minutes.

Also, Archer says "Danger Zone" a lot and the only scene I enjoyed in Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie was the scene where Will Ferrell watched Top Gun several times in a row. Don't ask me why, but sharing is what this blog is about so there...I shared.

WORD OF THE DAY! 3/18/13!

VENTURE BROS. SEASON 5 TRAILER!

venture [ven-cher]
noun

1. An undertaking involving uncertainty as to the outcome, especially a risky or dangerous one.

2. A business enterprise or speculation in which something is risked in the hope of profit; a commercial or other speculation.

3. The money, ship, cargo, merchandise, or the like, on which risk is taken in a business enterprise or speculation.

4. A hazard or risk.

verb (used with object)

5. To expose to hazard; risk, etc.

6. To take the risk of; brave the dangers of, etc.

7. To undertake to express, as when opposition or resistance appears likely to follow; be bold enough; dare, etc.

8. To take the risk of sending.

Source: Dictionary.com
  

EX. Today, is another venture. Everyday is a venture. Every instant is a venture. Every instant contains in itself an infinite number of possibilities. Your very will, your very self, your very soul-- the cosmic object that propels your existence shapes time and space in destructive and creative ways that are unfathomable and discernible. The reality you exist in, lucky for you, has decided to visit your amazing and fragile existence with a porridge of entertainment; not too cold, not too hot, but just right on time to gorge our eyes and ears with visceral stimulation. Your mind will be numbed, sated, and full for a time. 

Some may fear it, but I say let the hunger for reality and fiction never end.

BONUS: VENTURE FORTRESS: SUIT UP!

WEEKLY ROUND-UP! 1/9-1/15 2012

WEEKLY ROUND-UP:

WORDS WITH FRIENDS 1st Edition WEEK

Note: If you cheat at Words with Friends (that includes looking up words in a dictionary or online, as well as using cheat sites) you are a turd. Stop it. Please.

On a lighter note, I swear that I'm reclaiming my motivation and muse. I'm in a little bit of a slump but, with a little help from my friends and Star Trek: Next Generation, I will claw myself back to the top of blog prime.

7. WORD OF THE DAY.! 1/14/12. Common Internet Troll.

6. WORD OF THE DAY! 1/15/12. Medic.

5. WORD OF THE DAY! 1/13/12. Surmise.

4. WORD OF THE DAY! 1/10/12. Haiku.

3. WORD OF THE DAY! 1/10/12.Heir.

2. WORD OF THE DAY! 1/12/12. Snowball Effect.

1. WORD OF THE DAY! 1/9/12. Passive-Aggressive.

WORD OF THE DAY! 1/15/12

medic [med-ik]
noun
1. a member of a military medical corps; corpsman.
2. a doctor or intern.
3. a medical student.

EX. "MEDIC!?"

MEET THE MEDIC!

DAILY ROUND-UP! 10/6/11

So tired...and still so much to do.

MANLY GUY DOING MANLY THINGS COMIC! ORIGIN OF POKEMON GUY!

Pic on left completely unrelated (but cool). This webcomic is pretty groovy but the part starting in the link above is a hilarious bit of Pokemon satire involving a "Mr. Fish." The comic lampoons all kinds of video game culture, so check it out, and keep it manly.

 

DID GEORGE R R MARTIN CREATE WOOKIES?!

Maybe, maybe not. George R. R. Martin is pretty big right now, thanks to the popularity of the Song of Fire and Ice book series and the Game of Thrones HBO series.

THE TEAM FORTRESS 2 SONG BY BRENTALFLOSS!

 I can just imagine sitting down to a bowl of cereal and enjoying the win-sauce of a Saturday Morning TF 2 animated series.

And finally.... NEW SUPER MARIO 3D LAND TRAILER!

DAILY ROUND-UP! 9/15/11

Today, was another awesome day. First, I revised my WTF Wednesday to fit my new plans. Here is a little clue as to some of the awesome changes.

CLICK HERE TO LOOK AT THE REVISIONS OF POKEGENESIS AND THE BOOK OF OAK!

SORTING HAT QUIZ! 

Alright, now onto what entertainment I have enjoyed today and how I wish to share it with you. First up we got a Harry Potter Sorting House Quiz. It has a hundred and twenty six questions and is pretty dang accurate.

Its actually more of a personality test and is modeled after psychological personal tests that professionals use. Nifty


CHECK OUT MY RESULTS!

  TEAM FORTRESS/SKYRIM MASH-UP!

Looks like the fellas on Red Team and Blue Team are excited about Skyrim. 11/11/11

NYAN CAT MOD FOR UNREAL!

Check out this awesome weapon mod for Unreal Tournament involving the infamous Nyan Cat. Reek havoc and nyan your way to victory. 

RETRO GAME MASTER: GOLDEN AXE!

Kotaku has been kind enough to post up a translated video from Retro Game Master every week. Watch as the Kacho takes on the forces of Death Adder in one of my favorite beat-em ups.

Steampoké b****es.