WTF WEDNESDAY: THE ADVENTURES OF KIM JONG UN

WTF WEDNESDAY PRESENTS

THE ADVENTURE OF KIM JONG UN

Click the link above.

Hello, American fat ones. Your humble blogger slave has requested you to watch the video above and he wishes to speak of the glory of it. People make fun of Kim Jong Un. They say he is fat, stupid, and not a good dancer. I have been corrected to inform you that this is not the case.

Kim Jong Un is a brilliant man; he excels at online poker, monopoly, and Halo 2, which we just got here last week. His brain is like a fat and beautiful sack of mind knowledge and his heart is like the heart of twenty bears. His words fall like mountains.

Kim Jong Un is a magnificent dragon of handsomeness. He is even more handsome than his macho father and George Clooney-like grandfather combined and his features all depict the perfect male. He pulled Excalibur from the stone so he could rule over us all with benevolent righteousness.

Most accurately, his excellence is a magnificent dancer.

All hail the new Zerg Overmind!

WEEKLY ROUND-UP! 1/9-1/15 2012

WEEKLY ROUND-UP:

WORDS WITH FRIENDS 1st Edition WEEK

Note: If you cheat at Words with Friends (that includes looking up words in a dictionary or online, as well as using cheat sites) you are a turd. Stop it. Please.

On a lighter note, I swear that I'm reclaiming my motivation and muse. I'm in a little bit of a slump but, with a little help from my friends and Star Trek: Next Generation, I will claw myself back to the top of blog prime.

7. WORD OF THE DAY.! 1/14/12. Common Internet Troll.

6. WORD OF THE DAY! 1/15/12. Medic.

5. WORD OF THE DAY! 1/13/12. Surmise.

4. WORD OF THE DAY! 1/10/12. Haiku.

3. WORD OF THE DAY! 1/10/12.Heir.

2. WORD OF THE DAY! 1/12/12. Snowball Effect.

1. WORD OF THE DAY! 1/9/12. Passive-Aggressive.

WORD OF THE DAY! 1/11/12

heir [air]
noun
1. a person who inherits or has a right of inheritance in the property of another following the latter's death.
2. a person who inherits or is entitled to inherit a title, rank, position, etc.
3. a person or group considered as inheriting the tradition or talent of a predecessor.

EX. How could a dictator be so damn evil after experiencing the glorious friendliness and joy of Disneyland? Hopefully, Kim Jong-Il's heir won't be a scrooge and help make the world a smaller place by opening his country to liberty. Or he could build a castle for himself? Shrug.