MUSIC MON! PHOENIX WRIGHT OBJECTS TO BOOTIES ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE!

PHOENIX WRIGHT WITH LYRICS!!

I think I always had plans to do a Let's Play of Phoenix Wright, but it was brentalfloss's newest homage that inspired me to finally play a series I've been curious about for so long. Phoenix Wright is a portable Nintendo franchise that is part animated novel and part puzzle game. The gameplay, as far as I can tell from my first case, is pretty simple but satisfying-- you listen to the fact, look at the evidence, and point out contradictions in the prosecution's case.

Hopefully, I'll have the first session of the Mixed Bag's Let's Play of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney posted on youtube some time this week.

TOGETHER WE RIDE DAT BOOTY 

(FIRE EMBLEM)

So, confession time, because I can do that, because technically this is still my blog-- I forgot my best friend's birthday this year. I called him to ask if he wanted to hang out on Monday only to quickly figure out the reason that Zach was acting so strange was that I had forgotten his birthday. I've been pretty busy lately, hence the lack of posts on the blog, and had lost the date in the shuffle. Quickly, I scrambled to save the day; I arranged a ride to his house and picked up Fire Emblem: Awakening for the 3DS (after all, the only other 3DS game he owns? Pokémon X). I also texted my friends to make sure they knew to meet up and we spent the day hanging out, going to the mall, and playing badminton. The lesson of the story?

Redemption is always a possibility.

And booty, yes booty, rockin' everywhere, rockin' everywhere...

GAME GRUMPS REMIX- UNDERNEATH THE WATER!

Let's end with some other news in my life, in no general order, just stream of conciousness:

I bought a couple of board games to review for Tabletop Tales, I've been working on an interesting new Dungeons & Dragons setting (not sure if I wanna use Pathfinder or another system to run it), I went and saw Godzilla (3/5), my friend AceofSpadesCard became a father to his first daughter Evelynn and I joined him for a 24 hour game marathon for charity (for about 12 hours of it since I had to work that day), my friend Valerie graduated college and became engaged to my number one friend Justin, I went to a housewarming part for my friends Chris & Laura, Zach and Katherine got a pitbull puppy named Indi (after Indiana Jones and his family dog), I plan to see the new X-Men movie soon (even it blows), I love playing the newest LoL Champion Braum, I bought some new Steam games for Let's Play, my Aunt Debbie graduated college, I canceled my ESO subscription, my Pokémon hat gives me super powers of starting conversations, I am considering shaving my beard so I can finally try cosplaying at a con, I'm super stoked for Guardians of the Galaxy & Mario Kart 8, Game of Thrones is super good, and...

I threw out my back earlier today lifting too many bags of dogfood and have been in pain all day, but I still managed to write a new blog post. Thanks for reading and please keep checking in for updates, because this Summer is gonna be good.

WORD OF THE DAY! 12/26/13!

after effects [af-ter-eff-ekts]
noun
1. The secondary reactions to a primary reaction/s.
2. Computers. An Adobe program used by casual users and professionals alike in post-production to primarily add visual effects.

EX. The after effects of a good Christmas? I found a thing. As an after effect, I did a thing. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. (As I wear my David Tennant as the 10th Doctor shirt).

Where is my best friend? I think I left him in the liquor cabinet.

P.S. Took a couple days off to enjoy my two days off in a row. Now, to resume things with a little after Christmas spirit.

WTF WEDNESDAY! PRESENTS OBSCURUS LUPA's TWO FRONT TEETH REVIEW

WTF WEDNESDAY PRESENTS:

OBSCURUS LUPA's TWO FRONT TEETH REVIEW

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE REVIEW!

Obscurus Lupa is one of my favorite internet reviewers, generally covering obscure and b-movie material that is too obscure to be nostalgic and amusing in its right. Today's subject is a Christmas movie unlike any Christmas movie you have ever seen. Two Front Teeth is the movie for people who want to see vampire elves, ninja nuns and one of the most over the top and awesome fight scenes of all time!

WORD OF THE DAY! 12/22/2011

kaiju [kay-joo]
noun
1.  Japanese slang. A Japanese word that means "strange beast" but is usually translated to "monster". Ultra-kaiju are a more technical term for giant kaiju, like the most famous kaiju, Godzilla.
2. Japanese slang. A film defined by actors wearing monster suits and fighting on a model set.

EX. Coming this Christmas season to a theater near you, the kaiju film to end all kaiju films, Gojirra Vs. American Christmas Devil!

WEEKLY ROUND-UP! 12/12-12/18 2011

WEEKLY ROUND-UP:

MAGIC: THE GATHERING WEEK

7. SCI-FI FANTASY SATURDAY! YOKAI! EPISODE #3 UNCLE.

I finally completed the third episode of Yōkai that I had been working on for a couple weeks. I think the end of the semester stumped me a little bit but I forced my way through to the next narrative point in the story. This chapter introduces several new plot points and characters.

6. WORD OF THE DAY! 12/13/11. Surreptitious.

*Shoots arrow into back of a bandit and then hides behind a rock. Wait ten seconds for the idiot to give up looking and shrug off an arrow wound with "Must've been my imagination?"*

5. WORD OF THE DAY! 12/12/11. Cram

Yes, Virginia. Superman is trying to kill Santa Claus.

4. WORD OF THE DAY! 12/14/11. Sacrilegious.

And a very Merry Christmas to all those Pokemon trainers out there celebrating the day that Arceus left earth.

3. WORD OF THE DAY! 12/17/11. Pomp and Circumstance.

This week was a very big week for my dad, Imple Sr., who graduated with his bachelor's degree. He is the first male in his family to get a college degree and I am very proud of him.

2. TABLE TOP TALES PRESENTS: MY FIRST MAGIC DECK!

As I take on a new challenge in my nerdery, with the inclusion of Magic to my already impressive list of hobbies, I have to reflect on the dangerous of the card games. What? Maximillian Pegasus could kidnap my grandpa's soul and force me to fight in a tournament. Or am I thinking of a different game?

1. WTF WEDNESDAY! MAN's LIFE: SEXPLOITATION!

If the previous week's display of man vs. animal magazine covers wasn't already ridiculously depraved and silly than last week's collection of sexploitative dribble was downright hedonistic of me to show you guys.

WORD OF THE DAY! 12/12/11

Yes, Virginia. He is killing Santa Claus.

cram [kram]
verb
1. to fill something by force with more than it can handle.
2. to force or stuff.
3. to fill with an excessive amount of food; overfeed.
4. to prepare, as for an exam, by having him or her memorize a lot of information in a short amount of time.
5. to eat greedily.
6. to study excessively at the last minute.
7. to force accommodation into a room or vehicle.

EX. Cramming for three exams in one night, without sleep, is like trying to cram a 350 lb. man down a chimney with your super strength-- the fat man is getting down the chimney, but either he or the chimney is going to be damaged in the process.

MIXED BAG. CARD ART 1, XMAS 2010

MIXED BAG: CARD ART, X-MAS 2010

I would like to apologize for not being able to put up a new movie review today. I plan to do a full treatment of The Wickerman (2006), the first full treatment of a Nicholas Cage movie (who is my favorite actor to dissect) but do to complications with school (I am taking 18 hours right now) and between about a dozen birthdays in the last couple of weeks I am having trouble getting my schedule in order. I apologize to all 3 of my followers and the maybe two people who also check my blog regularly.

Thank you Michael Keaton. I almost forgot myself. I don't need to be damned serious. Hell, despite how busy I have become between my blog and school I am actually more content than ever. Kinda kooky how having goals makes you feel good (better when you succeed). So, rather than than sweat the small stuff I wanna share you with you something a little bit special.

Every now and then I have fits of what I suppose you could call artsy stuff. Really its just terrible scribbles I pass off as christmas and birthday cards. Here enjoy a few.