Showing posts with label legolas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label legolas. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

WTF WED! ZOIBERG POP JUSTIN BEIBER IN THE FACE FOREVER!


A mash-up made in heaven? That seems to be the right way to get you fools, I mean guests, comfortable enough to continue reading, clicking, and consuming the media that I've gathered for this buffet of sensory delights that I call WTF Wednesday.

Zoidberg is probably my favorite Futurama character. Deal with it, America.

You can repay me in desk toys. I am addicted to them. I have a problem. I want to buy more but I've already ordered four in the last month. What is wrong with me? Does it have something to do with the weird dreams I keep having about an abandoned oil rig, a brightly lit operating room, and a French pop song? Why do the banana fields burn, Papa? Why do they come to me to die? Deal with it, America.

I dunno why I keep referring to "you" the "collective audience" and "individual fan" as "America" but it is oddly satisfying.


Yes, it is going to be one of "those" WTF Wednesdays where I barely explain anything because I probably don't have much to talk about.

Well, "ha...HA!" I say with an authoritative flourish! You think you know my plans, but you are mislead by your own misdirection. Speaking of "Misdirection", that would be a good name for an all-female evil counter part to "One Direction". I do not know what One Direction is, but I know it has something to do with yogurt.

For more cartoons like this awesome Game Grumps toon up above, check out Andiemations channel!


Lastly, let's remember that, in a world on the precipice of annihilation at the hands of hyperbole, one man stood up to Justin Beiber and popped him one.

Thank you, Mr. Bloom.

Sincerely,

Everyone


"Arigatou gozaimashita! Mata okoshi kudaisamase!

Doge desu."

Monday, March 5, 2012

WEEKLY ROUND-UP! 2/27 -3/4 2012

WEEKLY ROUND-UP:
STAR WARS in JAPAN!
We're back and in black, b****es!

7. WORD OF THE DAY! 3/3/12. Sham.

Holy crap! Its a 1st Edition Holographic Charizard with Fire Spin and it still has some of the worst artwork of any Trading Card Game! *furiously tries to grab it out of monitor to no avail*







6. MUSICAL MONDAY PRESENTS FMV HELL-MAKE MY VIDEO!

As I said on Monday, I love spoiling you guys with links to hilarious videos and web entertainers and Spoony really is one of my favorites. The videos linked in this article are hilarious throwbacks to the casual lameness of the 90's. Sit back, turn your hat backwards, and try not to think of the fact that Marky Mark is still a rich celebrity.
5. WORD OF THE DAY! 3/1/12. EVs & IVs

Pokemon is certainly one of my favorite subjects to blog about and on Thurs. I made sure to do a nifty little article on the horrors of the Pokemon metagame.
4. WTF WEDNESDAY! WORD OF THE DAY! 2/29/12. POISON EDITION!

"Let's set the record straight: In North America, Poison is officially a post-op transsexual but in Japan she simply tucks her business away to look female." -Yoshinori Ono, Capcom
3. TABLETOP TALES. #3 FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC: THE BUDDY COP CAMPAIGN PT. 2 Unicorns and Zombies

I love taking a step back down memory road with these amusing retrospectives of my most classic roleplaying experiences. Enjoy and special thanks to Chris, Nick, and Corey.
2. WORD OF THE DAY! 3/4/12. Automaton.

implejr: How about a little Lord of the Rings fan flash fiction with your coffee?

Nate: I seriously first read that as "how about a little LotR fan SLASH fiction with your coffee" and couldn't believe my eyes.

Amy: I read "fan fettish"...

implejr:  Get your mind out of the gutter! It was definitely NOT my intent to use saucy word choice to cause Freudian slips in my readers. It would take some kind of genius to pull that off. A genius with a long flowing mane of beard!
1. TABLETOP TALES: THE HAUNTED WURMWOOD DECK

 "They come with fire, they come with axes... gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, burning. Destroyers and usurpers, curse them." -Treebeard, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Sunday, March 4, 2012

WORD OF THE DAY! 3/4/12

automaton [aw-tom-uh-ton]
noun
1. A mechanical figure or contrivance constructed to act as if by its own motive power; robot.
2. A person or animal that acts in a monotonous, routine manner, without active intelligence.
3. Something capable of acting automatically or without an external motive force.
EX.  Legolas believed all the Oliphants had been slain in the Battle of the Pelennor Fields at Minis Tirith. He believed that he would never see such a beast as that in all the leagues of Middle Earth he traveled. Yet, on a trip to his local deli, on the day of Carnaval, he saw it-- 
Standing over ten meters at the shoulder, the wood and metal autamaton brought Legolas back to his glory days in the Fellowship. The creature let out a might mechanical roar as if to challenge his skill in battle. On the Loxodonta de Machina, the faces of the people enjoy the gentle rock of the attracting became the jeering faces of the wild men he had fought so many years ago.
Pulling his bow off of his back, he sped up his motor scooter to ride alongside the trampling behemoth and took aim at the driver.