WEEKLY ROUND-UP! 8/5-8/11/13!

WEEKLY ROUND-UP PRESENTS

WAITING ON THE CATBUS WEEK!

7. NSFW. EFFED UP FRIDAY! SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE DUCKS VS. PONIES VS. TURTLES!

Ducks and turtles are terrible. Just terrible.

6. WORD OF THE DAY! 8/10/13! Mega.

By this point, we're all mega-excited for the mega-release of mega-Pokémon X & Y coming out this Fall on the Nintendo 3DS. My question is, knowing what we know, what're you guys most excited about with the 6th Generation of Pokémon games?

5. WORD OF THE DAY! 8/6/13! Bandwagon.

Along with all the Pokénews, comes lots of nostalgia for the simpler times of our youth when all we wanted to be was a Pokémon master.

4. WORD OF THE DAY! 8/9/13! Parallel Universe.

I think I convinced my parents to get Pokémon Blue around my sister's birthday because, as a kid, I normally didn't just ask for stuff like that...

3. MUSIC MON! YORDLE & POKÉMON ATTACK ON THE NAUGHTILUS ZONE!

DON'T. LET. ME. GET. IN. MY. ZONE. PLEASE. THANK YOU. BYE BYE. NOT. EVEN. CLOSE. BABY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. GOOD GAME.WELL PLAYED.

2. WORD OF THE DAY! 8/11/13! Sport.

On a related note, since I was kind of just spouting off LoL speak, what's the deal with the champion release schedule? I've been waiting to buy and play Lucien for over a month. Each Tuesday, I sign in, hoping to see an update and hoping to download a new character/skin. I have gotten none.

1. NERCDULTURE SMACKDOWN! POKÉMON OF THE WEEK! #127 PINSIR & #214 HERACROSS!

That's all folks.

MUSIC MONDAY! ANIMEME RAP BATTLE BOLOGNA SANDWICH WITH DUNKEY DRESSING!

MUSIC MONDAY PRESENTS

ANIMEME RAP BATTLE: GRUMPY CAT VS. NYAN CAT

Well, Animeme, decided to try and grab a chunk of the Epic Rap Battles of History crowd, and I think they've had a mixed success. At best, you get some amusing rhymes that fit these meme characters, like with Grumpy Cat being my favorite of the pack, but at worst, well, you get random youtube celebrities that ruin it with their voices or, even worse, the raps don't resemble a rap battle or the character rapping them (for example, having Slender Man rap kind of immediately ruins what makes Slender Man creepy).

LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: KHA-ZAM

"What's the matter, baloney boy? What? Your baloney mom not pack the wrong bologna on your bologna sandwich? Haha! Stupid- why do you get to go invisible?! That's fucking dumb! HA!" -videogamedunkey

ANIMEME RAP BATTLE: INSANITY WOLF VS. COURAGE WOLF

This was the rap battle I was looking most forward to because a) Insanity Wolf & Courage Wolf are two of my favorite memes, b) the other Insanity Wolf/Courage Wolf bits from Animeme are great, and c) Insanity Wolf's Christmas Song was awesome. Unfortunately, while potentially the best animeme rap battle, they sorta screw the pooch by having Tobuscus voice Courage Wolf. Don't get me wrong, I like Tobuscus, from time to time, but he doesn't have the macho voice that Courage Wolf deserves and it really puts him at a distinct disadvantage in this rap battle. What do you think?