WTF WED! ALIEN 5: SHARKS FROM THE BLACK HOLE!

SLIPPERY SHOWER!

You come home. You hear something upstairs. Someone is taking a shower. You creep up the stairs to investigate and realize that your partner is washing off. A playful though emerges. You step into the bathroom and disrobe. You pull the curtain and...

THE HOLE!

Between running a Call of Cthulhu game and watching Christopher Nolan's Interstellar, I find myself obsessed with metaphysical horror because, when confronted by the unexplainable and unconfrontable, humans will try to explain and confront it.

That is fascinatingly horrible or is it just horrible fascinating? I don't know.

ALIEN 5: HEY MAN!

I really wanna play Alien: Isolation. Even if the last horror video game I played made me jump about and flail like a fish at the first jump scare. Once again, humans feel they must confront such things. Or run. Probably just run. Well, run and hide. Yeah. That makes sense...

EFFED UP FRIDAY! GILBERT GOTTFRIED & LUIGI RIDE A HORSE TO SAVE JAPAN!

GILBERT GOTTFRIED VOICES OUR VIDEO GAMES!

You've heard his reading of Fifty Shades of Grey...

The man's voice is comedy gold. Never before has there been a human being better suited to voice an annoying bird, from Iago to the Aflac duck, and few other comedians have the power of delivery that Gilbert uses in his stand-up. The man can say terrible, awful, and controversial things, and...

Gilbert Gottfried can win any audience with his particular brand of vulgarity.

LUIGI'S DAY OUT!!

Next up, after his last video sent all of my friends into a vindictive mood against me for weeks, hotdiggetydemon either owes me a new funny but fucked up video that redeems us or new friends that appreciate non-humor and self-depreciation. Luckily, he delivered, and I don't have to disown my friends, thanks to this hilarious and somewhat dark (like I like it) Mario & Luigi spoof.

P.S. Never forget Zim-Zam.

HORSE

Some days I wish I could achieve the zen like state of win that Mrs. Johnson spends her every waking moment of insanity, violence, and victory. Like yesterday, I had just started a Let's Play with Zach and was interrupted. I wish I could've pulled a Mrs. Johnson and horsed my way through the problem, but instead I accepted defeat like a cow. Stupid cows.

SPECIAL PSA: FILTHY FRANK EXPOSES HIMSELF?!

Lastly, here is a little revelation from one of WTF Wednesday regulars, Filthy Frank. This video is a little bit more serious than our usual fair, but it is important and interesting to better understand the sort of twisted genius that brought us the Harlem Shake meme and Chin-Chin.

It is important to remember that behind all of your favorite entertainment is a human being (or several) that are real people.

Or whatever....FRRPT!

WORD OF THE DAY! 3/4/13!

equine [ek-wahyn]
adjective
1. Of or pertaining or relating to horses.
noun
2. A horse.

EX.  Here is a neat equine film fact: Viggo Mortenson had such a close relationship with the two horses he rode on the set of the LoTR, that he ended up buying them after the shoot from their owners. He also bought a horse for his stunt double, who couldn't afford it.

Viggo's Popularity with the LoTR Horses

WORD OF THE DAY! 11/1511

equestrian [ih-kwes-tree-uhn]
adjective
1. of or pertaining to horseback or horse riding.
2. mounted on horseback.
3. representing a person mounted on horseback.
4. of or pertaining to horse.s

EX. This years all equestrian production of Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back was enthralling.