Saturday, June 21, 2014

WORD OF THE DAY! 6/21/14!

death stare [deth-stehr]
noun
1. The look someone gives to someone when filled with murderous intent.
2. The look on Luigi's face after tossing a red turtle shell into the back of some poor scrub's skull in Mario Kart 8.

A$AP LUIGI DOES THE DEATH STARE

MK: LUIGI DEATH STARE!

LUIGI- DEATH STARE KING!

MARIO KART 8: LUIGI'S WRATH!

MARIO KART 8: LUIGI'S DEATH STARE ON FOX NEWS

EX. Luigi's death stare is so intense. It really makes you wonder what happened to fill his heart with such...fury. I think it has something to do with the fact that "in the year of Luigi" we didn't get a Luigi's Mansion sequel on the Wii-U.

All I know is...

MARIO KART 8 is amazing! The character roster, the controls, the tracks, the music, the graphics, and on and on! Everything is fantastic!

Except for battle mode. F*** Mario Kart 8's battle mode.

Still 5/5. Just ask Roy and Morton. They seem to be having fun.

BONUS: ROY AND MORTON'S BIG DAY OUT!