WEEKLY ROUND-UP PRESENTS:
POKE-POLITICAL HUMOR WEEK!
6. WORD OF THE DAY! 5/19/12. Buzz-Saw.
Alas, poor Woodman, you never had a chance. First, you were kind of a terrible idea. A wooden robot? Really?! Secondly, you're attacks are pretty useless. I've never heard of someone being killed by a flying leaf. And thirdly, and most importantly, how is a wood-based robot going to last ten seconds against a psychopath boy robot shooting buzz-saws?
5. WORD OF THE DAY! 5/15/12. Brutality.
I suppose that the pokemon experiences of Red/Blue are just so inexplicably branded in the minds of people in my age group that it is nearly impossible not to deign Satoshi Tajiri, Creatures Inc, and Game Freak to be diabolical geniuses.
4. MUSICAL MONDAY! PARRY GRIPP IS MADE OF INTERNETS!
Not much to say here. As usual, I listen to the previous weeks Musical Monday subject when I type these and Parry Gripp is just made of happy feelings.
3. WTF WEDNESDAY: THE ADVENTURES OF KIM JONG UN
"I am the morbidly obese one! Top doctors say his weight is ideal for his height and build!"
Thank you, North Korea.
P.S. Now, kindly liberate yourselves.
2. WORD OF THE DAY! 5/16/12. Recruitment.
Think about it; Kanto is f'd up. 10-year olds, presumably nuisances, are expected to leave home and survive by enslaving monsters. Its a farce! Seriously, who wouldn't want to join Team Rocket? At least they're honest and evil, instead of whimsical, deceptive, and evil.