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Hello, American fat ones. Your humble blogger slave has requested you to watch the video above and he wishes to speak of the glory of it. People make fun of Kim Jong Un. They say he is fat, stupid, and not a good dancer. I have been corrected to inform you that this is not the case.
Kim Jong Un is a brilliant man; he excels at online poker, monopoly, and Halo 2, which we just got here last week. His brain is like a fat and beautiful sack of mind knowledge and his heart is like the heart of twenty bears. His words fall like mountains.
Kim Jong Un is a magnificent dragon of handsomeness. He is even more handsome than his macho father and George Clooney-like grandfather combined and his features all depict the perfect male. He pulled Excalibur from the stone so he could rule over us all with benevolent righteousness.
Most accurately, his excellence is a magnificent dancer.
All hail the new Zerg Overmind!