Wednesday, December 7, 2011

WTF WEDNESDAY! MAN'S LIFE & THE FRAGILE MALE EGO OFTHE GREATEST GENERATION!

 WTF WEDNESDAY! PRESENTS:
MAN'S LIFE & THE FRAGILE MALE EGO OF THE GREATEST GENERATION!

POP GOES THE WEASELS!
Egads! In the 1950's, young men came from the war and had two things on their minds; starting families with their favorite gal and lots and lots of animal violence. Seriously, below are a series of covers from Man's Life and other periodicals, stretching from the fifties to seventies, that surely sat in the barbershops, hunting lodges, and gladiator locker-rooms that these manly men must have frequented. Maybe men back then were really just that manly?

Or maybe animals, back in the day, were just filled with a kind of hatred we soft men of the 21st Century can only imagine?

Check out more of these insane covers by clicking on "Read More" below.

Warning. Some of these covers and their captions could be construed as offensive.
 


"GIVE ME BACK MY ARM!"

FIGHT BATS WITH BATS!

"STOP BEING SO DAMN EXPENSIVE!" or HOW ARE THOSE CANNIBAL CRABS?

NOW THOSE ARE CRABS!
"DAMN IT! I JUST WANT TO TEACH YOU NINJA SKILLS!"

"GET YOUR PAWS OFF ME, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!"

SO THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD WAIT THIRTY MINUTES AFTER EATING BEFORE A SWIM.

KILLER CRABS! NOW WITH A WOMAN WHO LOOKS KIND OF AROUSED?

SMASHY! SMASHY!

COUGAR FIGHT!

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! DOZENS OF RELATIVELY HARMLESS TARANTULAS!

REAL EVIL MONKEYS!
Is that a Reticulated Python or are you just happy to see me?

DUMBO IS PISSED!

"SNAKES! WHY'd IT HAVE TO BE SNAKES?!"

"NEXT TIME WE GIVE EM THE FANCY FEAST THEN THE MEOW MIX!"

CRIPES! A DAME WITH A GUN!
And lastly, LIONS, TIGERS, & BEARS! OH MY!

WALT DISNEY VS. MUFASA!
WALT DISNEY VS. SHERE KAHN!

WALT DISNEY VS. WINNIE THE POOH!

2 comments:

  1. The bloody mess...*looks away* WAS ME.

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  2. Next week, I'm considering posting all the ones I found about evil women kidnapping men (thus fulfilling even more perversions in a hilariously overt way).

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