noun
1. A flat, open-faced baked pie of Italian origin, consisting of a thin layer of bread dough topped with spiced tomato sauce and cheese, often garnished with anchovies, sausage slices, mushrooms, etc.
EX. I always knew that Splinter was no good- raising his turtles in the sewers on pizza and fortune cookie wisdom.
P.S. I always see people complain about how Naruto is not a real ninja... tell me, honestly, with a straight face, that the Teenage Mutant "Ninja" Turtles are legit? They can be stealthy but about 90% of the time they just crash into a room and start raising "shell". And this is coming from a fan of the franchise.
