martian [mahr-shuhn]
noun
1. a hypothetical inhabitant or native of Mars.
2. a detached or socially awkward person; a person with strange delusions.
adjective
3. of, pertaining to, or like the planet Mars or its hypothetical inhabitants.
EX. I want a martian lion who can talk and teach me magic.
"Draco: Dumbledore! That old coot! He's nothing compared to Rumbleroar!
Goyle: Rumbleroar!!
Draco: Rumbleroar is the headmaster at Pigfarts. He's a lion. Who can talk.
Harry: Can you just go somewhere else?
Draco: Where am I supposed to go?
Harry: I don't know, Pigfarts?
Draco: Oh, hahaha, now your just being cute. I can't gooo to Pigfarts. It's on MARS. You need a rocket ship. do you have a rocket ship, Potter? Oh! You do! Well, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Oh look! It's rocket ship potter! Starkid potter! Moooonshoes Potter! Traversing the Galaxy in his intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!" - Draco Malfoy, A Very Potter Musical
