Showing posts with label mass effect 2. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mass effect 2. Show all posts

Monday, March 11, 2013

MUSICAL MON! BOOMHAUER'S SONOVOX VS. TALI: QUARIAN DISNEY PRINCESS!

MUSICAL MONDAY PRESENTS

First up in our Monday injection of musical marinade into your earholes is a delightful King of the Hill remix. It takes the wise words of Boomhauer and turns them into a gamboling tune(since most of his wisdom seems to come from song lyrics and the like). My favorite part is the classic response from Hank that came to color is personality more than all the rage of the early seasons when he says, "Well, that's what we tell ourselves. Isn't it, Boomhauer?"


Next on the roster is a lovely shot of nostalgia from brentalfloss's chum Dave Bulmer with a look at an album that haunts (for better or worse) his childhood. The video comes with a little history about a piece of audio equipment you might not have heard of, the Sonovox, which simulates an instrument's sound into words-- something simultaneously creepy and fascinating-- and is strewn with a sense of genuine nostalgia on the part of our host as he talks about Sparky's Magic Piano. Enjoy.


Last but not least, we got a Disney Princess-like song sung by everyone's (well, at least amongst my friends) favorite romantic partner in the Mass Effect series, Tali vas Normandy. The scene is from the latest DLC for Mass Effect 3 and, if I may say so, is an "adorkable" moment between Shepherd and Tali.

Saturday, September 29, 2012

WORD OF THE DAY! 9/29/12.

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mass effect [mas-ih-fekt]
noun
1. Mass Effect video game series. The effects of a field created through the manipulation of element zero, via an electric current via dark energy, to increase the mass of space-time. A positive charge increases mass and a negative charge decreases mass. The strength of the current affects the magnitude of the dark energy mass effect, i.e. the greater the current the greater the dark energy mass effect. This energy also creates a static charge of electricity that, unless dispersed, and cause massive damage to the producer of the energy. The energy is used in all fields of science, from the creation of new elements and materials to the evolution of high speed travel, and those with biotic talents can sense and manipulate these fields with varying effects.

EX. Let me start by getting this out of the way, I haven't played Mass Effect 3 yet but, even supposing the end of the trilogy was ruined at the last minute, that doesn't change a simple fact; Mass Effect is one of the most potentially lucrative and interesting video game franchises of this generation and easily the best science fiction series and role playing game series of this generation.
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Few games, if any since I can't think of any, could compare the perfect mix of role-playing, action game play, and cinematic story-telling that makes Mass Effect fascinating. Partially, this achieved through the technical heights that the series reached, improving between each game and pushing this generation's console hardware to the limits, to give us something that is, in my opinion, visually and audibly unchallengeable. The experience is enhanced by the voice over of all dialogue, with a variety of voices and characters, that give the Milky Way and its enemies depth. The game elements are engaging, rarely tedious, and increasingly functional to build a paramount gaming experience.

Now, while the technical elements allow for the proper tools to tell the story of Mass Effect, what is even more important is the skillful story-telling they do with those tools. The game mixes the best themes and elements of science fiction, from the intellectual altruism and character drama of Star Trek to the epic fantasy and kinetic action of Star Wars. They built a galaxy filled with incredible alien races, amazing locations, and threats, ancient and new alike, for you to overcome. The greatest genius of the story-telling is your unique version of Commander Shepard and his/her relationship with the party of comrades you earn through your adventures. They each fulfill different archetypes, with different agendas and story to unfold, and they really grow on you.

 The genius of Mass Effect is all of these elements coming together in a way that appeals to casual player and hardcore critic alike; the series isn't just another sci-fi shooter, but a step in the right direction toward making video games an important genre in fiction. If the first and second Mass Effects could make me care so much about Garus, Wrex, and Tali, as much as I've ever cared about Spock, Han Solo, and Hermione Granger, I can easily imagine the next generation of media set in the Mass Effect universe to become the next great frontier of interactive media.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

WORD OF THE DAY! 4/12/12.

futurology [fyoo-chuh-rol-uh-jee]
noun
1. the study or forecasting of trends or developments of science, technology, politics, the social structure, etc.

EX.As a believer in futurology, and the experts who work in the field, I am excited about the prospect of wearing shoes that are molded to the already impressive human bipedal feet and an AR monocle, as soon as they make one styled like a Dragon Ball Z scouter.