WORD OF THE DAY! 5/16/14!

THE FLASH (CW TV SHOW TRAILER)

speedster [speed-stir]
noun
1. A person who travels at high speeds.

EX. That's right folks, the Scarlet Speedster is officially getting a new TV show. Again.

THE FLASH (1990's SHOW)

This new one doesn't have Mark Hamill. So I'll reserve my judgement for the premier. And, to answer the question, no, I have not watched the Arrow. Should I?

WTF WEDNESDAY! QWOP & CLOP!

WTF WEDNESDAY PRESENTS

QWOP & CLOP

Today, we're looking at two flash games; the original and the spin-off and comparing the fun to be had in these two weird and often disturbing flash games that challenge the conventions of bad controls and physics to create two truly unique experiences.

CLICK HERE TO PLAY QWOP

QWOP sees you playing a ragdoll model of a human being, or more correctly, playing as that ragdoll human being's thighs and calves (the games only needs four keys to play) and simply trying to get the body across the 100 meter finish line. The game requires finesse; simply try to sprint and you will flip over and the race will be finished.

In QWOP, slow and steady wins the race.

CLICK HERE TO PLAY CLOP

CLOP is the exact same premise as QWOP, more or less, but with a little bit of a twist; you're a unicorn trying to climb up and over a hill to meet a virgin lady (unicorns are weirdly into virgins, don't ask me why). The only problem? A little butthole has cursed your legs and you can barely even sort of gambol. This game is a little more compelling and twisted; after getting pretty far up this hill...my unicorn's leg's broke.

In CLOP, slow, steady, and variation win this uphill race.

WORD OF THE DAY! 5/22/12.

politically sensitive [puhl-it-ih-kuhl-ee-sen-si-tiv]
noun
1. Referring to language reflecting awareness and sensitivity to another person's physical, mental, cultural, or other disadvantages or deviations from a norm; a person is not mentally retarded, but rather mentally challenged; a person is not obese but rather has an eating disorder, etc

EX. Who would've figured that political sensitivity would tear the Justice League part.

P.S. Batman's parents are dead.

P.P.S. Most superhero's parents are dead. Get over it, Bruce.

WTF WEDNESDAY! FLASH GAME FILES! #1

 WTF WEDNESDAY PRESENTS:

CAT MARIO or "DON'T TRUST ANYTHING!"

Anyone else think it is weird that Mario spends so much time dressed up as animals? Then again, I'd dress up like a Bumblebee if it allowed me to fly and walk on honey covered walls too. Today's subject is a bit of a pallet cleanser after PETA's dreadful flash game that shall not be named. (CLUE: They kill my favorite animal in it). It's a little game called CAT MARIO.

The name of the game in Cat Mario is don't trust anything. The game is designed to prey on your notions from playing Super Mario Land and does so with dangers at every turn from angry ghosts to blocks that don't break when you bump them with your head! This flash game is delightfully mean and it can provide you with some Demon Souls styled entertainment for FREE.

I LIKE FREE!

Check out the links below:

WATCH THIS GUY PLAY IT HERE!

CAT MARIO- LINK TO DOWNLOAD CAN BE FOUND HERE!


PLAY IT ONLINE!