WORD OF THE DAY! 5/8/13!

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poro [por-oh]
noun
1. League of Legends. A native beast to the Freljord, these fluff balls are seemingly harmless and useless. If the creatures found on the Howling Abyss are fed Poro-Snax Biscuits, they will grow larger until, after eating ten biscuits, will pop into 7 or 8 poro-lings.

EX. "This savory blend of free-range, grass-fed Avarosan game hens and organic, non-ZMO Freljordian herbs contains the essential nutrients necessary to keep your Poro purring with pleasure. All proceeds will be donated towards fighting Noxian animal cruelty." -Poro-Snax

I've been playing a lot of LoL and I'm really loving the poro-filled map, The Howling Abyss they added for ARAM. Anybody else play LoL? Which champions are your faves? I play a lot of Alistar, Malzahar, Kog'Maw, Chogath, and Wukong!

LoL SECRETS: PORO TRAINING FOR DUMMIES

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MIXED BAG. STEVE JOBS.

STEVE JOBS. 1955-2011 

Steve Jobs, the man who set up a company that makes it fashionable to pay for music, that sold products that have an ownership as tenuous as air, that created the most obnoxious of technophiles, that had a sense of pride that literally spilled from his turtleneck, and that is the closest thing to a real life Super Villain in the 21st century. You magnificent bastard, you will be missed. I wish I could say I own an Apple product but I don't. Thanks for having the balls to stand up to my hero and your friend, Bill Gates.

Don't rest in peace. Genius never rests, even in death.

 

STUFF I THINK ABOUT! CATS 1. Ownership

You can own a dog. You cannot own a cat.

Theoretically, the cat is your own. You feed it, shelter it, groom it, love it and even care about it (though it rarely seems if they care about you in any real way). Yet, a cat was never your property and, if it so wishes will return to the ethereal mists of the cat’s private world and ultimately, get hit by a car. The cat is not your property.

In this way, a cat is like an Apple product you just brought from the Apple store (or anywhere, actually).

Theoretically, the Apple product is yours. You power it, you shelter it, you keep it clean, love it and even care about it (it is only a machine, alas). Yet, an Apple product was never your property, and if Apple so wishes, it will return to the futuristic depths from which it crept, where the geniuses roam. The Apple product is not your property.

This is why, while I can appreciate a cat or an i thing, I make it a rule to own neither.