WEEKLY ROUND-UP PRESENTS
PLAYFUL POKÉMON WEEK
7. MUSICAL MON! DEATH OF HARLEM SHAKE!
I guess THE SIMPSONS decided to jump and, rather than wait for the horse to die of natural causes, kick it to death.
6. WORD OF THE DAY! 3/1/13! Pistol Shrimp.
I wonder if a Pistol Shrimp has ever turned a claw on its own head and pulled the trigger. I mean, it's probably a big confidence booster to have a gun at the bottom of the ocean, but he probably has some deep feelings of inadequacy.
5. WORD OF THE DAY! 3/3/13! Word Processing.
Not a lot to say about the existential horror that writer's experience with a medium to almost instantly relay their words onto the white expanse of a computer monitor rather than have an excuse to ruminate on them before actually typing on a typewriter.
How cool would it be to watch a Pokémon movie that had nothing to do with Ash Ketchum? Prolly won't happen cuz the movies are big advertisements for the TV show & other licensed products...
3. WTF WED! SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE DRAGON BALL ECCH!
Last week's WTF Wed was a real toughy to find solid material for but, like the sea, the internet provides.
2. NERDCULTURE SMACKDOWN! POKÉMON OF THE WEEK! #618 Stunfisk.
My recommendation is don't google Stunfisk (or really any Pokémon for that matter.
1. WTF WORD OF THE DAY! 3/2/13! Flap jack.
I need to do more WTF WotD articles. They give me a lot more flexibility.