Tuesday, March 5, 2013

WEEKLY ROUND-UP! 2/25-1/3/13!

WEEKLY ROUND-UP PRESENTS
PLAYFUL POKÉMON WEEK

7. MUSICAL MON! DEATH OF HARLEM SHAKE!

I guess THE SIMPSONS decided to jump and, rather than wait for the horse to die of natural causes, kick it to death.

6. WORD OF THE DAY! 3/1/13! Pistol Shrimp.

I wonder if a Pistol Shrimp has ever turned a claw on its own head and pulled the trigger. I mean, it's probably a big confidence booster to have a gun at the bottom of the ocean, but he probably has some deep feelings of inadequacy.

5. WORD OF THE DAY! 3/3/13! Word Processing.

Not a lot to say about the existential horror that writer's experience with a medium to almost instantly relay their words onto the white expanse of a computer monitor rather than have an excuse to ruminate on them before actually typing on a typewriter.

4. WORD OF THE DAY! 2/28/13! Encore.

How cool would it be to watch a Pokémon movie that had nothing to do with Ash Ketchum? Prolly won't happen cuz the movies are big advertisements for the TV show & other licensed products...

3. WTF WED! SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE DRAGON BALL ECCH!

Last week's WTF Wed was a real toughy to find solid material for but, like the sea, the internet provides.

2. NERDCULTURE SMACKDOWN! POKÉMON OF THE WEEK! #618 Stunfisk.

My recommendation is don't google Stunfisk (or really any Pokémon for that matter.

1. WTF WORD OF THE DAY! 3/2/13! Flap jack.

I need to do more WTF WotD articles. They give me a lot more flexibility.