WTF WEDNESDAY PRESENTS
MADAGASCAR 3: AFRO CIRCUS!
WARNING: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. But there is nothing I can do; once you click the link below, you're set to the challenge of seeing how long you can endure the torture that is the crackling voice of Chris Rock smash through the brick wall of a CG zebra's voice box as your eyes are violated by the polkadot, rainbow afro wearing, and disturbing clown-disguised abomination that is gyrating before you on the screen...for up to ten minutes.
Some people deal with this sort of trauma by shutting down. I never got past the first five cycles and I honestly believe people when they say they stopped when their noise began bleeding. This is only the latest achievement in a production company that brought us several dreadful Shrek sequels, the Ice Age of bad animation, and so many other crimes against animation.
When you build a company on hatred (seriously, the conception of this company was filled with so much sour grapes it could've fueled a World War) you're bound to create countless aberrations and lots of money.
Click the link below...
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| A Special Thanks to Mapp Pears |
