Saturday, April 14, 2012

WORD OF THE DAY! 4/14/12.

wardrobe malfunction [wawr-drohb-mal-fuhngk-shuhn]
1. An embarrassing situation caused by the clothing someone is wearing.

EX. Super hero costumes just don't mix and match between heroes. Wardrobe malfunction is always a distinct issue in the superhero's line of work. But, while usually regulated to be an issue of growing heroes and women, Batman is often his worst fashion nightmare.

Batman's excuse for these ridiculous costumes, which, by the way, he either had lying around or had Alfred make up, were meant to distract the crooks from noticing Robin had an injured arm just like Dick Grayson. I think he just wanted an excuse to look fabulously kitschy.

Yet, it could be worse...he could be....The Phantom. He wears a purple leotard, in the jungle, and is known for his stealth. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

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