Monday, January 23, 2012

MUSICAL MONDAY! ROLL A D6!

MUSICAL MONDAY PRESENTS
ROLL A D6!



LYRICS

"In the basement rollin' dice, I'm a wizard
 When we play we do it right, candles flicker
 Fighting dragons in my mind, (in my mind) just for kicks (kicks)
 DM says you're gonna die, roll a D6!

 Roll a D6, roll a D6
 Na-na-na-na-now DM says you're gonna die, roll a D6!

 Roll a D6, roll a D6
 Na-na-na-na-now DM says you're gonna die, roll a D6!

 Gimme perception check (check)
 Make your dam roll worthwhile
 Players love my style, at my table gettin' wild
 Got these schemes a plottin', I got my map and my cloak
 Got the players' heads a poppin', someone get me more Coke!

 Hell yeah!
 Level up! Lev-level up!
 Goblins all around me I be hackin' 'em all up!
 I be hackin' 'em all up!
 I be hackin' 'em all up!
 When there's goblins all around me I be hackin' 'em all up up up

 In the basement rollin' dice, I'm a wizard
 When we play we think we fight giant lizards
 Getting treasure piled high (piled high), like the rogue, Nyx
 Steal a wallet from that guy? Roll a D6!

 Roll a D6, roll a D6
 Na-na-na-na-now Steal a wallet from that guy, roll a D6!

 Roll a D6, roll a D6
 Na-na-na-na-now Steal a wallet from that guy, roll a D6!

 Keepin' it, keepin' it wild, in the forest I got style,
 I'm a level 30 ranger, I been playin' for a while
 This is how we live, every single night
 Necromancer raise the dead, and let me see them fight (ight ight ight)

 Hell yeah!
 Raise 'em up, raise, raise 'em up!
 Zombies all around me I be hackin' 'em all up
 I be hackin' 'em all up
 I be hackin' 'em all up
 When there's zombies all around me I be hackin' 'em all up up up

 Sittin' down here with these mice, I'm a wizard
 When we play we go all night, eating Twizzlers
 Got my spell books piled high, (piled high) learning new tricks
 Shooting lightning to the sky, (whispered) roll a D6!

 Roll a D6, roll a D6
 A ha ha ha ha shooting lightning to the sky, roll a D6!

 Roll a D6, roll a D6
 A ha ha ha ha shooting lightning to the sky, roll a D6!

 It's that dungeon crawlin' beast make you put yo shields up
 Make you put yo shields up, put yo, put yo shields up!
 It's that dungeon crawlin' beast make you put yo shields up
 Make you put yo shields up, put yo, put yo shields up!
 Hell yeah! Make you put yo shields up, put yo, put yo shields up!
 Hell yeah! Make you put yo shields up, put yo, put yo shields up!

 In the basement rollin' dice, I'm a wizard
 When we play we do it right, candles flicker
 Fighting dragons in my mind, (in my mind) just for kicks (kicks)
 DM says you're gonna die, roll a D6

 Roll a D6, roll a D6
 Ha ha ha ha ha DM says you're gonna die, roll a D6

 Roll a D6, roll a D6
 Ha ha ha ha ha DM says you're gonna die, roll a D6"

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