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Wednesday, December 11, 2013

WTF WED! POKÉMON MMO WITH UNLOCKABLE HOT, MEAN ELF CHICKS!


With the Pokémon Origins anime finally hitting the web with an official English dub, check it out here, it makes sense we'd get a parody dub around the same time (and yes I'm aware I'm late in sharing both, but late is better than never, right?!).

Anwho, enjoy this hilarious dubbing from octopimp, the maker of the 50% parody of the swimming anime FREE, and remember that it's a bad idea to put a senile old man in charge of children and a rather extensive Pokébiology research program.


This seems like a parody hatched up in the half-assed laboratories of a sketch comedy show but, instead, it is a rather aptly executed satire of The Hobbit film and the recent classic teen comedy, Mean Girls.

Do you remember when Lindsey Lohan wasn't a weak punchline or depressing headline?


Jaltoid's animations usually rustle more than a few jimmies in the comment sections of youtube and, given that video game fans, especially MMO fans, are incredibly sensitive to such innocent musings as the one found in the video, this one certainly irked a few commenter. But, in my opinion, the commentary is funny and valid with its examination of the weaknesses of the often shallow and misogynistic "Free 2 Play" MMOs that you find lame ads for all over the internet shipped by the ample bosom of some elf harlot.

What do you think of those sorts of games?

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

WORD OF THE DAY! 4/10/13!

self-inflicted agoraphobia [self-in-flik-tid-uh-gohr-uh-foh-bee-uh]
noun
1. A popular affliction of the modern times where a person chooses to stay inside with the electronic comfort of air conditioning, television, video games, and internet. This affliction rarely has anything to do with fear but, when it does, it has more to do with social phobias than actual fear of wide open spaces or crowds.

EX. Thanks to the conveniences of modern technology and the ability to work from home/order all supplies online, more and more people are finding themselves victims of self-inflicted agoraphobia for days, weeks, and months on end. Heck, I went a few weeks without leaving the house in the winter, perhaps only stepping outside onto the porch. Luckily, in warmer months, I find it a lot easier to keep my self-inflicted agoraphobia in check, but have to take allergies into account (currently, I'm suffering from a sore throat and headache after spending thirty minutes cleaning the pool yesterday).