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Saturday, July 21, 2012

WORD OF THE DAY! 7/21/12.


evil twin [ee-vuhl-twin]
noun
1. A doppelganger, a copy, a counterpart, a clone, a reproduction, a duplicate, and/or something/someone similar to the original, but in other many ways the opposite in character, function, actions, etc.

EX. Evil twins; Superman has Bizarro, Mr. Spock has Mirror-Spock, and last, but not least is our subject of the day, Mario had Wario. In 1992, in Super Mario World 2: Six Golden Coins, the team working on the title were not exactly pleased to be working on a Mario game instead of making their own original title/characters and, rather than make a bad game or just be grumps about it, they created Wario as a symbol of their displeasure. His name was literally a combination of Mario and "warui" (悪い), literally translated as "bad". The character was used as the antagonist in the title, taking over Peach's Kingdom while Mario was busy in the events of Super Mario World, before Mario returned and kicked his butt out. The weird thing is...Wario isn't technically a villain.

In fact, despite his greedy, gluttonous, selfish, rude, crude, and seemingly jerkish attitude, Wario is an anti-hero that often rises to the situation (especially if it in his favor to do so). He has aided Mario on a few occasions, saved his own home land from invaders, and known to show some generosity when prompted. In the Wario Land series, he is usually the far lesser of two evils, a bit greedy but also willing to save the weak, and in the Warioware series (a persona favorite of mine) he wants to make his own videogames. The best example of his heroism in Super Mario 64, Wario helps Mario defeat Bowser as one of the additional playable characters.

In the end, Wario is so uncool, but that's okay. Every group of friends needs someone who is a little less than goody-goody and a little more contemptible.


Tuesday, February 14, 2012

WEEKLY ROUND-UP! 2/6-2/12 2012

WEEKLY ROUND-UP:
COMMISERATION WEEK!


7. WORD OF THE DAY! 2/9/12. Druthers.

Choosing your first pokemon is one of the most difficult parts of turning 10. You may be tempting to take the easy route and go with Bulbasaur or the medium route and go with Squirtle, or the harder but ultimately most rewarding route and go with Charmander. Either way you're gonna have to take the route out of Pallet town.

6. WORD OF THE DAY! 2/10/12. Commiserate.

Look on the bright side: tomorrow is the year's first Discount Candy day.

5. WORD OF THE DAY! 2/11/12. Conspiracist.

" A bit. But all my shoes have mysteriously disappeared. I suspect the Nargles are behind it." -Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

4. WORD OF THE DAY! 2/12/12. Rapt.

Odds are that if you look anything like this you are a stereotypical uber nerd or a grandma with poor skin.



"Animation can explain whatever the mind of man can conceive. This facility makes it the most versatile and explicit means of communication yet devised for quick mass appreciation." -Walt Disney


And thus I pretend to understand the artist's intentions.

2.  MUSICAL MONDAY PRESENTS VOLTAIRE's WHEN YOU'RE EVIL

"To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize."


1. MIXED BAG. TABLETOP TALES: WURMWOOD DECK 

 "They come with fire, they come with axes... gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, burning. Destroyers and usurpers, curse them." -Treebeard, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
 

Friday, February 10, 2012

WORD OF THE DAY! 2/10/12


commiserate [kuh-mix-uh-reyt]
verb
1. to feel or express sorrow or sympathy for; empathize with; pity.
2. to sympathize. 

EX. There is no misery like commiseration.



Sunday, December 4, 2011

WORD OF THE DAY! 12/4/11



leper [lep-er]
noun
1. a person who has leprosy.
2. a person who has been rejected or ostracized for unacceptable behavior, opinions, character, or the like; outcast; anathema.

EX. The Silver Age of Comics had a lot of insane stories about Superman doing everything from being turned into an infant to draining the world's drinking water. "The Leper from Krypton" unintentionally brought to life the plight of peoples with incurable diseases across the world as young readers were forced to watch the most powerful man in the world succumb to the terrible illness.

Superman was not only sick but he was dying. Even worse, unlike real leprosy which is not actually contagious and can only be passed on genetically, his disease infected those unlucky enough to touch him. In the end, Superman was at death's door and to keep the disease from spreading he sealed himself in a spaceship/coffin for his own funeral before having the ship rocketed into space.

Of course, he was saved by some silly plot contrivance, in this case Bizarro throws a white krypton crystal at him, which kills off the virus. If you want to read a better story about Superman going terminal, read All-Star Superman as written by Grant Morrison, drawn by Frank Quitely, and inked by Jamie Grant.