WEEKLY ROUND-UP:
COMMISERATION WEEK!
Choosing your first pokemon is one of the most difficult parts of turning 10. You may be tempting to take the easy route and go with Bulbasaur or the medium route and go with Squirtle, or the harder but ultimately most rewarding route and go with Charmander. Either way you're gonna have to take the route out of Pallet town.
Look on the bright side: tomorrow is the year's first Discount Candy day.
" A bit. But all my shoes have mysteriously disappeared. I suspect the Nargles are behind it." -Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
Odds are that if you look anything like this you are a stereotypical uber nerd or a grandma with poor skin.
"Animation can explain whatever the mind of man can conceive. This facility makes it the most versatile and explicit means of communication yet devised for quick mass appreciation." -Walt Disney
And thus I pretend to understand the artist's intentions.
"To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize."
"They come with fire, they come with axes... gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, burning. Destroyers and usurpers, curse them." -Treebeard, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
