Monday, April 27, 2015


I have been watching Obscurus Lupa's Baywatch retrospective and it definitely gives you some perspective on one of the biggest celebrities alive. He is a, believe it or not, wildly successful musician, movie star, and producer. The man drove a talking car in Knight Rider and was the star/producer of Baywatch, which was the most watched television program on Earth for several years with a combined viewership of 1.1 billion viewers.

Which, considering how terribly Baywatch is, that is an impressive reflection of some sort of super talent behind the scenes or the human race is doomed.

Don't hassle the Hoff.

P.S. Make sure to check out Kung Fury when it debuts May 28th on youtube.

What would we even do without Nicholas Cage or Pokemon?

My generation would probably find something more productive to than futz around on the internet all day.

And that would be a shame.

To distract us from the ever widening void that is growing between us, made up of wasted time and social dissonance, enjoy the uber adorable Pokemon X & Y anime credits ending.

While you can.

Hollywood. Please stop remaking and sequelizing films that shouldn't be remade. Remakes are only necessary to update the film (if need be) for a new audience or to fix a film that, while a brilliant concept, failed in execution. Sequels should only be made if there is another story worth telling. Unnecessary sequels cheapen classics, spoil happy endings (seriously, think about it) and tire us all out.

Still, you don't care. Gotta get that green. Le sigh.

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