Monday, June 10, 2013

MUSICAL MON! THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT THE YEAR OF LUIGI IS WRONG!


Nobody knows how I feel... what sane person would continue a blog this unsuccessful after pumping out articles that almost no one reads for a year and a half of half-baked articles about Game Grumps and Pocket Monsters and Magic the Gatherings and Dungeons and Dragons and Nothing. But I will continue on for the same reason a salmon swims upstream...



...because he knows at the end of the day, he'll always end up buying a new Nintendo console eventually ever since those Japanese demons sunk their fangs into his flesh with their Game Boy and SNES and have been slowly draining him of his youth and genius for two decades. You may think it is a waste of time, that it is no use, that this generation of video game consoles is about to coming crashing down around our ears but...


...YOU'RE WRONG! I'm a sentimental optimist and I think that is just the beginning of a new generation that will begin a bright new age of challenges and entertainment to gamers young and old, male and female, and everything on every part of the spectrum. Microsoft will redeem itself, Sony will continue to strive to compete, and Nintendo will keep on Nintnedoing. That is the way it has been and the way it shall be.

P.S. F#@% the OUYA. If I wanna play android games, I would. But they all suck. If you've ever purposely played a cell phone (besides in a situation like sitting on a bus or in a car or in a waiting room) game rather than play a console/PC game, read a book, or played with your hair instead...you disgust me.

"L'OREAL! BECAUSE YOU'RE WORTH IT!"

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