WTF WED! Danny Sexbang, Sasquatch, Jake the Dog and Finn the Human are... CRIME PATROL!

Last week's article was a little too intense. Let's take it easy this week with three funny and only mildly weird videos:

GAME GRUMPS ANIMATED: THE STORY OF THE SASQUATCH

How about a sweet little piece of animation about a man and his relationship with the Sasquatch read by Danny Sexbang?

No.

Go f*$% yourself.

I like it. I quit.

VIDEOGAMEDUNKEY: CRIME PATROL

Sorry about that last description. I mean, whoo, that guy was clearly not having a good day. Let's give him a break and continue on. Wow? You really think that guy was being a jerk, huh? I would use that sort of language. It's okay. Let's keep going.

Crime Patrol is a full motion video game and, if Dunkey's latest video is to be believed, it is hilariously brutal.

Brutal. Like your opinion of the guy that told you to "go f*$% yourself" for not liking the Sasquatch animation. First of all, the video is great. Secondly, you don't know him. You don't know what kind of a day he was having. Everyone gets crabby sometimes. Third, you're the jerk now. Fourth, language like that is unforgivable even if someone else cusses at you first. And fifthly...

F#@$ YOU!

GRITTY REBOOT'S ADVENTURE TIME: THE MOVIE TRAILER

Wow. I'm so so sorry. We're going through a change in management right now so I'd like to apologize by giving you a complementary video:

This awesome gritty trailer for an Adventure Time movie reminds me of how most people are cluely to just how dark and twisted Pendleton Ward's show about a boy and his dog can be.

Twisted. Like you. Yeah. You. You twisted little pile of dog droppings. Don't act offended. You like it. You KNOW you like it. You would've stopped reading if you don't. Dirty, dirty reader! You can't even entertain yourself without pity clicking this guy's blog link on facebook. I bet you don't even get half of these references. What sort of a person would do this to themselves? F......

SPAGETT!

WTF WED! SNICKERS AND CHURROS AND LIGHTBULBS GALORE!

MR. BEANS SNICKERS ADVERT!

Let's start with something a little sweet in the form of the latest Snickers commercial that combines the slapstick shenanigans of Mr. Bean with the majesty of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon style string work martial arts films.


And, much like the combination of "happy peanuts soar[ing] over chocolate covers mountain tops and waterfalls of caramel, prancing nougat in the meadow sings a song of satisfaction to the world" that make Snickers so special, this advertisement is a delightful treat.

SANGUINE POOL OF SNICKERS'N'CHURROS?

Don't worry. This isn't that godawful horrifying mask commercial from Snickers a few years back. That combined an adult guy's voice in falsetto and a mask that Buffalo Bill would find creepy with the fictional scenario of little rascal neighbor kids trying to trick a lady. Presumably, they don't find the body.

No, this is the latest video from Sky Williams and it is a funny bit of League of Legends gameplay between himself and his friends. And it is pretty good. OH YEAH.

I'll never look at churros the same.

GE COMMERCIAL STARRING JEFF GOLDBLUM!

Lastly, we have the sensual stylings of a GE light bulb commerical.

What's that?

Light bulbs are pretty much the least sexy thing you can imagine. Fools.

This is a commercial for the light bulb of the future directed by Tim & Eric and starring Jeff Goldblum.

And that's a beat we can all dance to.