WTF WED! AGENT KIT-KAT NEVER SPEEDS OR FIGHTS POKÉMON. SEEMLY.

AGENT KIT-KAT!

First up, let's start off WTF Wednesday with a look at the seemliest secret agent in the world...

KIT KAT!

Filmcow really hit the nail on the head with this recent creation-- it is simultaneously weird and witty without being too wacky.

THE MOST OVER-THE-TOP SPEEDING PSA!

Just watch it. It is terrible. It is hilarious. Explanations are not needed.

BEEFWEE!!!

In the horrifying vein of Mothman, BeeFwee, whom is the subject of the newest Pokémon parody to enter the upper echelons of Pokémon parodies that I have watched over the course of a decade of hardcore internet addiction, is a bad, bad butterfly.

WORD OF THE DAY! 4/16/12.

hebetude [heb-i-tood]
noun
1. The state of being dull; lethargy.

hebetudinous [heb-i-tood-nuhs]
adjective
1. Dullness, lethargy, and laziness.

EX. The hebetude of Snorlax is legendary to gamers. He is both a physical barrier preventing you from advancing until you find a pokeflute AND he is a physical juggernaut that, when captured, cane be a useful ally in your goals to become a Pokemon master.

And I dunno why you can't just throw an ultraball at the sleeping pokemon rather than get a pokeflute.