Wednesday, August 26, 2015

WTF WED! THE KARATE KID & SONIC SHARE A BURGER!


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There are two sides to every story.



I love burgers. I mean really love burgers. I've had a burger every day for last four days straight and each have been the highlight of my daily diet. There is something so simple and perfect about the composition of burger, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion ring (screw raw onions), ketchup, mayo and mustard between two sesame seed buns.

And the best part? That's only one type of burger.

You can have burgers with all manner of buns, sauces, cheeses, toppings, etc.

Burgers are the king of sandwiches.



Is it safe to say that Sonic is an easier punching bag than the sand bag in Super Smash Bros.? You can blame the fans but, at the end of the day, if the source material was any good then the fans wouldn't have to fall into a constant childish state of denial and lack of self-awareness that leads them down the darkest corridors of fandom.

Blame Team Sonic.

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