WEEKLY ROUND-UP! 3/26-4/1. High-Fashion Week

WEEKLY ROUND UP PRESENTS

HIGH-FASHION NOSTALGIA WEEK!

7. WORD OF THE DAY. 3/28/12. Coign of Vantage.

I found this amusing as both a humorous jab at the mishaps of drawing comics and the mishaps of people posting weird facebook pictures. I really miss reading manga and watching anime, but, between my plethora of other hobbies and school, this hobby has taken the greatest hit. Any recommendations of anime/manga to get me out of my funk?





6. TABLETOP TALES: THE HAUNTED WURMWOOD DECK, GRAVEYARD SHIFT EDITION

I decided to put up another detailed decklist of my wurmwood deck. The deck is really coming together to muster a Green-Blue Self-mill graveyard deck and my goal is to make it work with just cards from Innistrad block. If you have any comments or pointers, feel free to leave a comment.

I really have enjoyed the Innistrad block and am highly anticipating the release of Avacyn Restored.

5. WORD OF THE DAY. 3/27/12. Haute Couture.

"Check out the artist, Fab Ciraolo's blog, if you interested in seeing more nostalgic starscapes and patterned pastiches pulled across the veneer of childhoods abandoned."

4. WTF WEDNESDAY! MAMESHIBA: THE DOG-FACED BEANS OF KNOWLEDGE

"When you kiss, 200 million germs are spread between the two mouths in a second." -Mameshiba

3. WORD OF THE DAY. 3/31/12. Devestation.

So, apparently I think I'm a political satirist or something? Or maybe I just realized that I need at least one pokemon reference in every five articles or a house will fall on me? The latter would be quite unfortunate for me, the house, and the Kansas girl who would come out of it and steel my shoes. What? they were a gift from my mother?

2. WORD OF THE DAY.  4/1/12. Part. 1. Werewolf.

"The werewolf meeting came to a head, with the leader, Fido White-Wind making adorable "Berf brof ruff" noises and then another larger canine making an aggressively whiny, "whimper whine hmmm hmmm..." noise. Teenage girls can't even hold back their laughter at the ineptitude of the event."

1. WORD OF THE DAY.  4/1/12. Part. 1. Vampire.

" Edward bumped his stupid vampire head against the window at the side of the science classroom. Bella looked up, gormlessly, and sighed,"Damn, I want to have his half-demon baby." "

WORD OF THE DAY! 4/1/12. Part. 2

werewolf [wair-woolf]
noun
1. Shape-shifters who change from the shape of a disgustingly oiled up muscle fetishist to an overgrown German Shepherd, these lycanthropes or "Children of the Moon", are alpha predators and are, like, totally more awesome than vampires. They are obviously archenemies because...um....they both eat like meat and stuff and you can't have two alpha predators nope. You can't have panthers, crocodiles, boas and humans running about in the same environment! They'd become ARCHENEMIES!

These fuzzy form shifting critters pass their curse through biting other humans after taking them out on a date to Arby's. Sure, they didn't pay for the meal, but you know they'll get back later or at least be able to get the newspaper for you or dig up your yard.

These sweaty duwopping creatures have a variety of useful powers in their ever-growing quest to eject vampires from their territories in the proverbial cat-fight between them:

The ability to turn into an overgrown dog.

The ability to make cute barky noises when communicating with each other.

The ability to chase their own tail, lick their own junk, and shake paws.

Wolf-senses. Like spider-senses but more wolfy.

The ability to imprint themselves onto humans, including infants, aka mark them for mating, in a bizarre pre-rape act that is totally legit and not some bizarre cop out on the author's part.

Foreheads that protect their small Brock-like eyes from the rains of Washington state.

The ability to summon a failed boy-band at will. (Pictured Below).

Their only weakness? Vacuum cleaners.

EX. The werewolf meeting came to a head, with the leader, Fido White-Wind making adorable "Berf brof ruff" noises and then another larger canine making an aggressively whiny, "whimper whine hmmm hmmm..." noise. Teenage girls can't even hold back their laughter at the ineptitude of the event.

WORD OF THE DAY! 4/1/12. Part 1.

vampire [vam-pahyr]
noun
1. An undead creature that sucks the blood of humans; unless you're a Cullenses, in which case deer is on the menu.Vampires begin their lives as humans, unless they're horrible half-demon-baby-bella monsters named after the island where you boinked, and are turned by another vampire who injects them with a venom (which is totally not a metaphor for sex or stealing virginity).

These fierce beings are far more feral than they appear and are known to hiss and pose like supermodels to intimidate their foes.When they sense danger, they will instinctively crouch like they're going to poop, and use their spider senses to find the root of the danger.The fight with a series of slaps and bites that would make Chris Brown proud.

They have no souls.

Supernatural powers of vampires include but are not limited to:

The super speed and agility of a poorly choreographed matrix effect

Superhuman dullness

The ability to sparkle like diamonds in the sunlight

The ability to put on contact lenses

Being fabulous

Superhuman stalking abilities.

Mouth breathing.

The ability to perform a c-section with teeth. Yes, really.

The ability to sense when they're catatonic human pet is in danger.

Did I mention the sparkling?

They can only be killed by being ripped apart and burned. No garlic, holy water, or sun does the trick. Or raptors. Those get the job done.

EX. Edward bumped his stupid vampire head against the window at the side of the science classroom. Bella looked up, gormlessly, and sighed,"Damn, I want to have his half-demon baby."

Drawn in Drawception.

WTF WEDNESDAY! MAN'S LIFE & SEXPLOITATION. MAYBE NSFW.

WTF WEDNESDAY PRESENTS:

MAN'S LIFE & SEXPLOITATION! MAYBE NSFW!

Cue Star Trek FIGHT Music.

Egads! It's that time of the week again, folks. Last week we guffawed and gamboled over the goofy, grim covers of Man's Life (and other manly periodicals) and this week were diving back into the barbershop magazine bin for some more laughs. While last week we focused on Man Vs. Animal issues, this week we focus on the most dangerous animal known to man:

WOMAN!

Check out the rest of these insane issue covers by clicking on "read more" below.

You can also check out last week's hilarious WTF Wednesday below.

MAN'S LIFE & THE FRAGILE MALE EGO OF THE GREATEST GENERATION!

WARNING! Some of this material is offensive and could possible be Not Safe For Work. Furthermore the captures are intended to be ridiculous.

MIXED BAG. VAMPIRE TYPES.

DAILY ROUND-UP! 9/27/11

Ugh. Going to bed and hoping for a better tomorrow but first...

THUNDER-LOL-CATS

More proof that silly cartoons like MAD are more intended for the internet addicted masses than the children they really profit from...right? RIGHT!? 

 

 10 WAYS SPIELBERG HAS MADE THE WORLD BETTER 

Not gonna lie about Spielberg. I'm not his biggest fan BUT how could I hate the guy who brought us Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Jaws, Jurassic Park, Hook and Schindler's List? (ET is wholly overrated). The man has, mostly, left a positive mark on Hollywood, much like Lucas and other polarizing visionaries we nerds love to debate and groan about. (CRYSTAL SKULL SUCKED).

COMMUNIT PARODY of DOCTOR WHO

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!