Wednesday, August 26, 2015

WTF WED! THE KARATE KID & SONIC SHARE A BURGER!


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There are two sides to every story.



I love burgers. I mean really love burgers. I've had a burger every day for last four days straight and each have been the highlight of my daily diet. There is something so simple and perfect about the composition of burger, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion ring (screw raw onions), ketchup, mayo and mustard between two sesame seed buns.

And the best part? That's only one type of burger.

You can have burgers with all manner of buns, sauces, cheeses, toppings, etc.

Burgers are the king of sandwiches.



Is it safe to say that Sonic is an easier punching bag than the sand bag in Super Smash Bros.? You can blame the fans but, at the end of the day, if the source material was any good then the fans wouldn't have to fall into a constant childish state of denial and lack of self-awareness that leads them down the darkest corridors of fandom.

Blame Team Sonic.

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

MIXED BAG. PRESENTS LOOT CRATE AUG. 2015: "VILLAINS 2"



I just unsubscribed. After a year of crates, I find myself with more misses than hits and the novelty has worn off. I still recommend folks who are interested to try it but, at the moment, I'd rather spend my money elsewhere.

Thanks for watching my unboxings of Loot Crates.

I still have two more crates coming and will unbox them. Anything is possible. Maybe I'll re-sub?

Monday, August 24, 2015

MUSIC MON! I SPLAT POKERAP IN A BIT OF A RUSH!


Let's start with an appreciation of the greatest shooter of 2015, so far, Splatoon!!

The goofy, goopy game is not only unique, utilizing the unique game mechanics of using projectiles to coat to take down your enemies/coat the floors to see who can control the layout by the end of the round, but it is a game that can be enjoyed by any demographic!

Honestly, if you haven't tried it yet, you should. Nintendo has wizards in their employ, I swear!


Is there a more tried joke in gaming than "specific newer Pokemon is inferior to Pokemon from original 150"?

Probably, "Mario eats mushrooms. Mushrooms are drugs. Mario is on drugs."


League of Legends' musical score is adding more and more variety and, with the recent Arcade skin release, they added this jaunty, retro tune! Press 'Start' to play!