WORD OF THE DAY! 8/13/14!

patina [puh-tee-nuh]
noun
1. A film, incrustation, oxidization or calcification on implements with a green sheen that indicated old age and is often valued as a visual addition to an item's value.

EX. I do like the patina green colors presented on Palutena's design.

WTF WED! USE A VACCINE TO SAVE FRIEZA FROM THE PEE-PEE!

THE VAXEEM!

"When I am herd the TV lady am say vaxeem cause the autismus I am taking it away from babble and am write angry post on my Myspace and Tumblers about am protect bibbles from mercuries cuz I am good Mother!"

You'll understand after you watch the video.

THE FRIEZA SAGA IN 5 MINUTES!

You see bald midget, Blue Hair McUseless and Goku's son have to go to Pickle monster's home planet to find the magical wish rocks to bring Goku's friends back to life, while they train with a cricket and a monkey and Goku is in the hospital after King Kong crushed him. So, Goku's son and bald midget run into Vegetable and he agrees to work with them to find the dragon testicles. They get beat up by a dance troupe and Goku shows up to save the day but he gets body-swapped with a purple guy and beaten up bad so he has to heal. Purple guy is now a frog. While Vegetable takes a nap, Goku's son and bald midget summon the dragon and wish back Pickle Monster.

Freezer shows up and is not happy they stole his chaos emeralds. He proceeds to kill bald midget with his horns, after transforming into the devil, but bald midget is okay. Pickle man shows up to help after joining bodies with Tails, just in time to watch bald midget get blown up, but he is not okay. Then, Freezer becomes an alien beats up pickle monster. Then he takes on his ultra super ultimate mega final omega form and kills vegetable man. Goku shows up and becomes blond hair. He is now super man and beats up Freezer. Freeze kills pickle monsters planet and everybody has to leave. Goku tries to save Freezer but Freeezer betray him and Goku says "I am fed up with this world" and leaves Freezer to die.

Freezer comes back as a robot. Vegetable man's future son chops him up.

You'll understand after you watch the video.

PEE-PEE'S GAYHOUSE!

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You'll understand after you watch the video.

Enjoy and please try to understand.

WORD OF THE DAY! 8/11/15!

MAGIC DUELS: ORIGINS TRAILER!

origins [ohr-ih-jins]
noun
1. A primary source from which things are derived.
2. The beginning of something.
3. Ancestry or parentage; birth; extraction.

EX. On Steam, PS4, XboxOne, and iDevices, Magic Duels: Origins is Wizards of the Coast's attempt to throw their hat into the free-to-play format of trading card games, in the vein of Hearthstone, and I gotta say that I like it.

The greatest strength of this game is that it is completely free to play and fairly intuitive. You can purchase packs with real money, but, by grinding against bots or real players and completing quests, you will get a collection pretty quick.

The biggest weakness is that the deckbuilder is a little clumsy and I think the packs should give you more cards. But that's my thoughts.

Oh... AND SCREW THE LILIANA CAMPAIGN!

MUSIC MON! STAR FOX SMASHES THE OLIGARCHY!

STAR FOX: THE ANIMATED SERIES INTRO!

If you're a fan of animation or Star Fox, you should definitely check out the work of Fredryk Phox, who has been working on an animated Star Fox project for a long time but is finally bringing all of his effort together to present a fully animated series. You can support him on Patreon.

THE SMASH BROS. CONNECTION!

Let's take a moment to appreciate another sweet video dedicated to Iwata with this parody of Kermit the Frog's Rainbow Connection.

Nice.

ADHD: OLIGARCHY ROCK!

I was torn between two "politically themed" videos this week but I think this video, in the vein of Schoolhouse Rock, won out over the other video because of the edutainment value! Like many Fox ADHD videos, it is a dark commentary on the state of the world and, I mean, if you don't find it problematic that the rich are getting richer, the poor are getting poorer, and our democracy increasingly is controlled by a kabal of incumbents, then I envy your optimism (and this is coming from a fairly optimistic person).

If there isn't an oligarchy, it is still educational and funny! Check it out!