Saturday, June 23, 2012

WORD OF THE DAY! 6/23/12.

overlords [oh-ver-lawrd]
noun
1. A person who is a lord over another or other lords.
2. A person of great influence, authority, power, or the like.

EX. KENT BROCKMAN SPECIAL REPORT- ANTS!
 
" The spacecraft has apparently been taken over "conquered" if you will by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain. There is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."


Friday, June 22, 2012

WORD OF THE DAY! 6/22/12.

pug [puhg]
noun
1. One of a breed of small, short-haired dogs having a tightly curled tail, a deeply wrinkled face, and a smooth coat that is black or silver and fawn with black markings.
 
wampa [wahm-pah]
noun
1. Star Wars. A horned, white, ape-like species who reside on the frozen world of Hoth. They are a semi-sentient race that subsists in the cold climate by hunting taun-tauns and other such creatures.
 
EX. Pugs are the prime example of a dog so bizarre in appearance that they are adorable. Wampas are just cool.
 
 
 
 

Thursday, June 21, 2012

WORD OF THE DAY! 6/21/12.

smashing [smash-ing]
adjective
1. Impressive or wonderful.
2. Crushing or devastating.

EX. I don't even...

"SMASHING!"

WHEN I'M NIGEL!


I'M SMASHING AND I KNOW IT


MIXED BAG. SMALL TALK #1 Mister Rogers Remixed

MIXED BAG: SMALL TALK #1



That's right ya'll! If you enjoyed Mixed Bag #0, Zach and I have decided to do small single topic videos where we discuss something to break the ice before he do the main topics of our Mixed Bag podcast. This week, we decided to talk about my Music Monday subject from last week, the Mister Rogers Remix by melody sheep.


You can also download the mp3 for this podcast at the link below.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

WTF WEDNESDAY! SAILOR MOON LIVE-ACTION TV PILOT?!

WTF WEDNESDAY PRESENTS
UNAIRED  AMERICAN SAILOR MOON LIVE-ACTION TV SHOW!


They apparently made six episodes of this terrible half-cartoon, half live-action abomination. Signs that it was probably terrible:

1. I'd never heard of it.

2. I've never seen it.

3. It was an attempted live-action/animated sailor moon adaptation made in the U.S. that I can't find very much information on or about which  tells me those involved want it to stay buried.

If that makes you a little uncomfortable or you were expecting more information, here are some palate cleansers.

 SAILOR MOON OPENING (ENGLISH)

SAILORMAN!

SAILORMAN THE SQUEAKQUEL!


WORD OF THE DAY! 6/20/12.

run-time error [ruhn-tahym-ehr-or]
noun
1. An error in the execution of a program which occurs at run time, as opposed to a compile-time error.
A good programming language should, among other things, aim to replace run-time errors by compile-time errors. Language features such as strong typing help.
A good program should attempt to avoid run-time errors by, for example, checking that their input data is sensible. Where this is not possible, the program should attempt to detect the error and handle it gracefully rather than just exiting via the language or operating system's default handler. Here again, a good language will make this easy to do (or at least possible).

EX. 

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

WEEKLY ROUND-UP! 6/11-6/17/12. HODOR!

WEEKLY ROUND-UP PRESENTS
HODOR WEEK!

7. WORD OF THE DAY! 6/14/12.Stage Combat.

Sometimes, just slowing things down a bit can expose the truth and, despite the truth often being less exciting than the fantasy, it can still be impressive.


Tyrion is best Throny. That is all.

5. WORD OF THE DAY! 6/13/12.Osteoporosis

I hope this article from the pro-calcium council sways you to consider your nutritional choices. Or made you really want to find a gameboy and play the old green and black fun of the original Tetris cartridge that cost you a little bit more than Angry Birds, but doesn't put a goddang car ad on the screen.
4. WORD OF THE DAY! 6/12/12.Caricature.

Batd*** is the height of wit and, if I be so daring to declare it so, he is a heck of a sketch artist and a wicked good dancer.


In this edition of WTF, I get to "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry" again.

2. MUSICAL MONDAY! SYMPHONY OF SCIENCE: MISTER ROGERS REMIX

Did you ever grow a garden in your mind?
You can think about things and make believe.
All you have to do is think -
And they'll grow

1. MIXED BAG. PODCAST #1

Subjects of our first podcast:
Wreck-It Ralph, Toonami, Zombie Playground, and The Avengers. Make sure to like, subscribe, and comment in anyway you can.

WORD OF THE DAY! 6/19/12.

glitch [glich]
noun
1. A defect or malfunction in a machine or plan.
2. Computers . Any error, malfunction, or problem
3. A brief or sudden interruption or surge in voltage in an electric circuit.
verb (used with object) 
 4. To cause an error or malfunction.

EX. I think many of you know the name of the entity I wish to discuss today. To find it, in Pokemon Red & Blue, you must merely talk to the old man of Viridian City. Allow him to demonstrate how to catch a pokemon, although by the time you do this glitch, you already know how. Immediately, after the old man finishes, fly to Cinnabar Island. From here, surf up along the eastern coast of island where wild pokemon will appear. Based on the digits in your name, a different glitch will occur, but a result that is the same; you will find a Missingno.

It might be in the form of a ghost, a skeleton, a pixelated mess or it might-even look like a normal pokemon, but the results are always an anomaly. You can exploit Missigno no to do another glitch to multiply your items, and even your Masterballs can be increased to 128; but, there is a cost for such insane greed.

Keep a "Missingno." long enough and his data will corrupt your file, messing up the images of your pokemon, and messing up your stats and the like. Eventually, you will be forced to overwrite the file and start again, but that doesn't chance the fact that a digital entity just did something horrific. It didn't just cause a small mishap or a run-time error, it stole dozens of hours of your life, hours you will never get back.

What if for every hour it steals, the Pokemon that shouldn't exist only gets stronger? What if it isn't just an error at all, what if it is an elder god, long lost to another dimension, using each corruption to pull itself into our plane of existence? What if "Missingno." is actually the greatest threat to the multi-verse?

That is basically the premise of one of Linkara's most recently resolve storylines that you can see play out starting with the episode "Captain America Vs. The Athsma Monster" and resolving with "Pokemon: The Electric Tale of Pikachu."


"I am the Voiceless, the Never-Should, the Beautiful Horror. I am error, I am glitch, I am all things wonderful and terrible and everything between. I. Am. Missing." - The Entity.

"Beneath the seas, besides the flame,
Off the coast where the lost beast came,
To bring the world misery and shame,
A piece of the world is missing.
 
The path you should have never crossed,
The Beast exacts a heavy cost,
The number of the Beast is lost,
You will know it by its hissing.
 
The bones from hell you cannot tame,
Devour your life and all your fame,
That is the price to play its game,
And all while you're reminiscing." -Linkara's Missingno Poem 

There are less apocalyptic theories, as well.

Monday, June 18, 2012

MAGIKARP MONDAY!?!

MAGIKARP MONDAY PRESENTS
THE MAGIKARP SONG: A POKEMON SHANTY


MAGIKARP VS. MAGIKARP!


pugfarts's MAGIKARP!


MAGIKARP GIRL!



WORD OF THE DAY! 6/18/12.

flip the bird [flip-thuh-burd] /flip-off [flip-awf]
verb
1. To show one's middle finger to another person to show complete disdain for them.

EX. Apparently, the internet comes back to bite everyone in the butt. Even Mr. Rogers, pictured above, flipping us the bird in black & white.

Sunday, June 17, 2012

WORD OF THE DAY! 6/17/12.


quick time event (QTE) [kwik-tahym-ehv-ent]
noun
1. An interactive cut scene-like sequence in a video game where the player has a limited time in which to push a button, or sequence of buttons, displayed on screen.

EX. I think the problem with quick time events is, that while entertaining as a novelty, they manage to take you out of a cinematic moment and fail to simulate video game play; basically, the concept is a failed one.