Saturday, May 5, 2012

WORD OF THE DAY! 5/5/12.

parachute pants [par-uh-shoot-pants]
noun
1. A style of loose nylon trousers popularized by break-dancers in the 1980's. The name is a reference to their material and their billowy form.

EX. Parachute pants are the choice of victory dance pants for the stapler-wielding weirdos of the world.

Friday, May 4, 2012

WORD OF THE DAY! 5/4/12.

palette [pal-it]
noun
1. A thin and usually oval or oblong board or tablet with a thumb hole at one end, used by painters for holding and mixing colors.
2. Any other flat surface used by a painter for this purpose.
3. The set of colors on such a board or surface.
4. The range of colors used by a particular artist.
5. The variety of techniques or range of any art.
EX. I was worried I was the only one who recognized the similar color palettes of Frieza's final form and Mewtwo.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

TABLETOP TALES: MY FIRST PRE-RELEASE!

TABLETOP TALES PRESENTS
MY FIRST PRE-RELEASE DECK!

To check out my other decks, hit the links below:








This article serves two purposes: To share the nerd entertainment around with anyone who might find it interesting and, in this case, to share my experiences with my first pre-release.


You can find Magic Cards in super stores (Ex. Walmart, Target) but the best place you can buy your cards, meet other players, and play in events is at your local comic book store or hobby shop. I buy most of my cards at The Comic Cellar. Here is a link to its Google Maps location at 3620 Austin Peay Highway #2 Memphis, TN 38128.

I took part in the pre-release on April 29th, 2012, at The Comic Cellar. Taking part in the event cost $25. For the entry fee, each player was given 6 booster packs, for the Avacyn Restored set, and all the lands they need to make a 40 card deck. Then, the players would take part in 5 one-on-one matches in best out of three matches. There was a time limit and if the time runs out the players have five rounds of play to finish the game. If they fail to finish, the game ends in a draw. All results would be put on record and players with the best record would each get part of the prize pot, a box of cards. As a consolation prize, all of the "non-winners" received an intro-pack for their trouble, courtesy of the store.

This particular pre-release event was for the Avacyn Restored set. It is the third, final, and largest set in the Innistrad bloc. As part of the promotion, our event came with a cardboard Helvault and a set of "Achievement Cards".

In the story canon of Magic the Gathering, the Helvault is a large structure that contained Innistrad's angelic goddess Avacyn and the demon lord Griselbrand. Avacyn Restored is built around the theme of the demons and angels escaping the Helvault and peace/order being restored to Innistrad. As part of the event, we were each given these nifty achievement cards.

The achievement cards had a list of goals that, once accomplished, we  were told to check off. Once we reach a certain amount of goal's accomplished, we hand the card in, and a lock is taken off of the Helvault. It was all in good fun and I got to open a lock during my first game. After all 20 locks were taken off, the Helvault was broken open, and the innards were divided amongst the players. Each of us received a limited edition Avacyn Restored life dice, a Commander card of Avacyn, Griselbrand, the three legendary angels of the set, lovingly compared to the Powerpuff Girls, and double-sided tokens with angels on one side and demons on the other.

My ending record was a draw, two losses and two wins. I didn't place anywhere near the top, but I had a lot of fun. Now, that we've discussed the fun involved in the event, lets discuss...

MY AVACYN RESTORED PRE-RELEASE DECK:
WHITE / GREEN FLYERS

I don't have much to say in ways of themes with this one. The best cards I drafted were a grip of angels, some useful white/green humans, a pair of Wolfir Avengers and a lot of miracle cards. Now, let's see what cards I used out of the 90 cards I had to work with.

WORD OF THE DAY! 5/3/12.

orinthopod [sawr-oh-pawd]
noun
1. Any member of the order of herbivorous bipedal dinosaurs characterized by bird-like characteristics in the skeleton, sophisticated teeth structures and bills, and crests used for communication and/or attracting mates.
ceratopsid [serah-tawp-sihd]
noun
1. A member of the Ceratopsidae species group of quadrupedal dinosaurs, mainly found in Western North America, characterized as quadrupedal herbivores with beaks, rows of sheering teeth, and elaborate horns and/or frills.The horns were likely used for self-defense and/or attractive mates.

ankylosaur [engk-loh-sawr]
noun
1. Any member of the suborder of quadrupedal dinosaurs called Ankylosauria, characterized by small heads, short powerful limbs, bulky bodies with armor-like plating, and protective horns/spines along their body.

theropod [thehr-oh-pawd]
noun
1. Any member of the suborder Theropoda, comprising carnivorous dinosaurs that had short forelimbs and walked or ran on their hind legs. Their name, fittingly, means "bird-footed" and this group of dinosaurs are most likely the ancestors to all modern birds.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

WTF WEDNESDAY! DOUBLE FEATURE! #1 DONALD DUCK & KRATOS

WTF WEDNESDAY PRESENTS
A DOUBLE FEATURE #1 DONALD DUCK & KRATOS

First up, we've got an amusing Icelandic trailer parody to whet our curious pallets starring a human Donald Duck. The trailer is filled with the overwrought drama and gritty some-what realism that film critics seem to love.

If you can get past the foreign trappings, you'll love all the references to the Donald Duck comic books (which are the nexus of all modern manga...seriously) and the nostalgia material of Duck Tales A-Woo-Hoo!

Click the link above and enjoy the experience.


Next up on the menu, is a quirky slice of Kratos pie complete with folk-sound, Wes Anderson satire, and a heavy dose of Greek Gods acting like hipster characters straight out of a Criterion release or a film festival. The most charming part about this one is how they actually manage to inject some sort of story and character elements from those sort of films into a game that, when you get down to it, follows this pattern.

Kratos is pissed at Person A. Kratos goes to get help from Person B. Person B was using him or betrays him. Kratos gets revenge on Person A. 


Next game...Kratos is pissed at Person B. etc.

Ex.  Narrator: So, Kratos like...he solved a puzzle and used a magic mirror to get like to Hades to get Pandora's Box. He gets home, opens it, and there is an I.O.U inside.

Kratos: PANNANNDNDNDNDOOOORRRAAAA!


Anywho, click the link above to check it out.

WORD OF THE DAY! 5/2/12.

sarcasm [sahr-kaz-uhm]
noun
1. Harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. A sharply ironic taunt; sneering or cutting remark.

memefication [mee-meh-fih-kahy-shuhn]
noun
1. The process of an image or idea being turned into a meme, shared concept, and becoming part of a cultural zeitgeist.

EX. The above .gif animation is Neil deGrasse Tyson's response to the memefication of his image into the "Watch Out (or Hey Whoa) We Got a Badass Here!" meme. This symbol of sarcasm is usually used as a response to the rant or over exaggerated boast of an individual on the internet.

The sad irony of this concept? The original context of the image was his exasperation over those who would argue with Newton. Regardless of the original intent, it is nice to see that one of the world's most popular scientists understands the meme and embraces the concept.

Maybe some other people out their, ex. Xzibit, could take a hint?


Tuesday, May 1, 2012

WORD OF THE DAY! 5/1/12.


nya [nyah] / nyao [nyou] / nyaa [nyah]
noun
1. Japanese. The sound a cat makes.

EX.  "Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan  nyan nyan nyan nyan Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan (Repeat as needed....) " -Nyancat Lyrics


Original NYANCAT

NYAPPA

NYEHCAT

PIKA ETC.

NYANCAXX

Monday, April 30, 2012

"AH! AFTER TEN-THOUSAND YEARS, I'M FREE!"


MUSICAL MONDAY! HARRY101UK's PORTAL 2 SONGS!

HARRY UK's PORTAL 2 SONGS!

First of all, if for some reason you haven't heard the theme songs to Portal 1 or 2, click the links below to these awesome songs by Jonathan Coulton. I love Still Alive so much that I actually have it on Rock Band and sing it pretty frequently.

Portal- Credits Song "Still Alive"

Portal 2- Credits Song "Want You Gone"

Back to the subject of today's Musical Monday are the works of Harry101UK, specifically his hilarious parodies of The Nightmare Before Christmas. I've already talked about what that movie meant to me and if you're interested check this link below.

DISNEY FANATIC! #3 The Nightmare Before Christmas

The videos are impressive, not only because of the expertly imitated and synchronized voice work, but the clever word-play and effort obviously put into each video. Please check them out and make sure to subscribe to Harry101UK's channel.



WORD OF THE DAY! 4/30/12.


cuisine [kwi-zeen]
noun
1. A style or quality of cooking; cookery.
2. The foods and methods of preparation to a region or population. Major influencing factors include climate, availability, technology, economic factors, and religious beliefs.

EX. The sumptuous meal presented above is an example of some of the best cuisine that Skyrim has to offer from a hearty beef stew to the grilled lamb shanks to a carefully prepared side of potatos, grilled leek, cheese, bread, and a desert of sweet cakes.

Tune in next week for our ma's recipe for the bacon helmet.