MIXED BAG. PRESENTS LOOT CRATE SEP 2014: "GALACTIC" REVIEW!

MIXED BAG. PRESENTS

LOOT CRATE SEPTEMBER 2014 
"GALACTIC" REVIEW:

"A FISTFUL OF TRIBBLES"

This last weekend has been an awesome windfall of various things I've been saving up for or waiting for in the mail. In anticipation of the upcoming Super Smash Bros for 3DS, I went ahead and upgraded to the new Smash Bros 3DS XL. Also, as pictured at the head of the article, I got my Rammus hat in the mail all the way from Nanjing, China. Oh, and then, I got my September Loot Crate!

You need a reminder as to what a Loot Crate is again?

EX. (LOOT CRATE JULY 2014 "VILLAINS")

Loot Crate is a subscription based service where members pay a fee (based on their subscription plan) to receive a themed mystery box every month in the mail (last month's theme, pictured above, was "Villains") filled with nerdy products from companies like Nintendo, DC, Marvel, Capcom and much more. The contents of the box usually contain things like exclusive figures, a t-shirt, a magnet, pin/s, posters, comics, books, toys, and pretty much everything you can think of from "dragon-flavored" Jerky in April's "Dragon" Loot Crate to Deadpool socks (pictured above).

This is the perfect surprise for self-professed nerds that love cool stuff and weird stuff alike.

If you're lucky, you might even be the lucky member to get the monthly Mega Crate which always has a value of $750 or more!

And so, for as low as $11.67 + $6 SH, you can become a Looter too! Plus, if you use any of the various codes you can find online, you can get discounts. 

 This is my second Loot Crate review. If you wanna check out last month's review for AUGUST 2014 "HEROES" Loot Crate, check out the link HERE.

So, without much more ado except for my own verbosity, let's see what we got in this month's crate.

WTF WED! WE HAVE TO GO TO CHURCH, DISNEYLAND, & SPRINGFIELD!?

We Have To Go To CHURCH.

What is evil?

Evil is just a four letter word made up by Hallmark to sell holy water to Ma and Pa Excorcism.

I need a drink.

LOST JONTRON: DISNEYLAND GAMES?

I have a fear of getting lost in big places, especially places with crowds, and even have nightmares about getting lost in place like high schools, malls, and even Disney World.

Which is weird. Because getting lost in Disney world is difficult. Maps are abundant, staff are helpful, and the park was designed to ferry you and your wallet from attraction to attraction, from gift shop to gift shop, and from temporary satisfaction to temporary satisfaction in hopes of filling their coffers with your hard-earned cash. Maybe you walk away with some happy memories. Memories you can escape to for a while when...THE MAN...beats you down with a passive aggressive judgement of your work flow.

Seriously, I need a drink and a smoke.

But I don't drink or smoke.

Instead, I consume and vomit back up entertainment. Bon apetit.

FAMILY GUY/ SIMPSONS CROSSOVER ACTUAL REAL LEAKED FULL EPISODE FORREALSIES! (NOT A UKINOJOE CARTOON)!

So, did you guys hear about the Family Guy X Simpsons crossover?

Do you understand the immensity of this event? Two animated sitcom families coming together in one place and at one time?! That's never happened. Never! NEVER I SAY!

What do you mean the Flintstones and Jetsons already did it?!

What do you mean literally dozens of tired animated sitcoms have attempted to bridge the gap between disparate worlds in an attempt to fend off the death of cancellation or the undeath of indefinite hiatus, reruns via syndication, and an untimely resurrection in the form of a reboot or, oh gods above, a live-action film!? Oh god. I just want it to end.

What the hell are we doing?! What are they doing?!

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY WAS RIGHT?! TV IS A FLAT CIRCLE!  

EVERY GIMMICK THEY'VE EVER DONE OR WILL DO, THEY'RE GONNA DO OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! 

I THINK THE HONORABLE THING FOR OUR SITCOMS TO DO IS DENY THE PROGRAMMING. STOP RERUNNING. WALK HAND IN HAND INTO CANCELLATION, ONE LAST PRIMETIME. PRODUCERS AND WRITERS OPTING OUT OF A RAW DEAL.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.....

FRIDAY NIGHTS ON F***ING TBS!

WORD OF THE DAY! 9/23/14!

SUPER SMASH BROS: ROSALINA & LUMA!

galaxy [gal-uhk-see]
noun
1. Astronomy. A large system of stars held together by mutual gravitation and isolated from similar systems by vast regions of space.

EX. Rosalina was introduced into the Super Mario Bros series with the Super Mario Galaxy installments (which I'd argue are a couple of the best platformers ever) and she quickly became a fan favorite. Rosalina is a powerful princess in the Nintendo verse: she is the adopted mother of the Luma, commander of the Comet Observatory, and watches over the cosmos. She is, essentially, Nintendo's guardian of the galaxy.

Recently, she has received more and more spotlight as an unlockable fifth character in Super Mario 3D World, a playable racer in Mario Kart 8, and as a new challenger in the upcoming Super Smash Bros for 3DS & Wii U.

Yet, despite all the exposure and despite what we do know, the character is still, in many ways, an enigma. The following videos have a theory about the space princess:

GAME THEORY: SUPER MARIO GALAXY'S ROSALINA PT. 1

GAME THEORY: SUPER MARIO GALAXY'S ROSALINA PT. 2

MUSIC MON! DUNKIEPALOOZA 2014: ONE MORE TIME!

Knock knock. Delivery. It's DiGiorno, b%$@#!

VIDEOGAMEDUNKEY: MOVIE STAR!

This is the part where I explain why videogamedunkey is one of my favorite youtube subscriptions, right?

Pfft. It could have something to do with his hilarious voice. Seriously, Riot, let this man voice a champ! You will print money. Well... more money.

VIDEO GAME DUNKEY: WUKONG RIDES AGAIN!

Or it could be his gameplay and comedic timing?

Seriously, his narration has contributed to the oeuvre of League of Legends commentary with catch phrases like "not even close, bb."

DUNKEY RAP: ACHIEVEMENTS!

But, at the end of the day, it has gotta be the man's lyrics. I mean...

Damn.