WTF WED! DARTH VADER VS. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VS. BEARS!

LIL' ORPHAN ANAKIN AS DARTH VADER

Let's start with the sour, move onto the sweet, and finish with the super sweet and sour formula brought to you by Austria and lots of bodybuilding.

Darth Vader is the coolest villain of all time. Then, they made him an annoying little kid in the prequels and ruined everything. So, correction, Darth Vader WAS the coolest villain of all time before George Lucas created some of the worst dialogue of all time and made Jake Lloyd the most unlucky kid in the galaxy. And now... a pallet cleanser!

BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS!

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER AS DARTH VADER

Star Wars is my favorite film franchise. Then, they made the prequels. So, correction, Star Wars WAS my favorite film franchise. Arnold Schwarzenegger is my favorite action movie star of all time. Then, he got caught in an embarrassing sex scandal. Yet, corrections are not needed, cuz he is still my favorite action movie star of all time.

Combining Schwarzenegger's one-liners with the prescence of Darth Vader? Genius.

 GATTORADA: CAT-TOAST

WORD OF THE DAY! 7/18/13!

tumor [too-mohr]
noun

1. A swollen part; swelling; protuberance.

2. An uncontrolled, abnormal, circumscribed growth of cells in any animal or plant tissue; neoplasm.

3. Archaic.  
a. Inflated pride; haughtiness.

b. Pompous language; bombast. 

EX.  I always find it amusing in science fiction how radiation, specifically atomic radiation, makes animals grow big. For example, on the River Monsters (Animal Planet) episode, Atomic Assassin, Jeremy Wade traveled to Pripyat, Ukraine, the source of the Chernobyl meltdown, and sought out some giant catfish. The tension of the episode was ruined for myself and my Dad (who speaks Russian and knew that "sohm", which was what the natives called the fish, translates to catfish) because we both understood, since he has professional experience with weapons inspection and nuclear power, that Jeremy Wade wouldn't be finding any giant catfish.

In fact, the fish, due to illness related to the environment, were smaller and sicker than the average catfish of their age.

P.S. In unrelated news... 

"IT'S NOT A TUMOR!"