Showing posts with label tmnt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tmnt. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

WORD OF THE DAY! 9/16/14!

Club Nintendo [kluhb-nin-ten-doh]
noun
1. The customer loyalty program ran by Nintendo that rewards feedback and purchases with special access to content, the ability to trade in "earned coins" for exclusive merchandise, and even the ability to get free games.

EX. I broke down and really invested into Club Nintendo when I got a Wii-U last year and, being a Platinum member, the investment has totally paid off; I got free New Super Mario Bros straps for my Nintendo Wii remotes and a free copy of Game & Wario. And then I got an e-mail from Nintendo the other day and look at this:

The demo version of Super Smash Bros for 3DS, a week early, that has unlimited play time. Thank you Nintendo! I played the new Smash back in June and I've been craving it ever since. Sure, the demo just has Pikachu, Mario, Link, Villager, and Mega Man.... BUT I FRICKIN' LOVE IT!

And all the news from the Japanese release of the game has me salivating for October 3rd to arrive already! I'm buying a 3DS XL for this release! I love being a Nintendo fan right now.

The best part? I also got three codes for my friends so I can spread the hype-- er, I mean, joy of playing one of the year's most anticipated games early.

This is the part where most bloggers would be handing over their codes to commenters or worse, but I'm afraid I already gave them away. But, hey, no hard feelings, right?

Hey, what's with the hammer? Wait! Calm down! Stop!

MEGA MEN! BACK ME UP HERE!

Thursday, August 21, 2014

MIXED BAG. PRESENTS LOOT CRATE AUG 2014: "HEROES" REVIEW!

MIXED BAG. PRESENTS
LOOT CRATE AUGUST 2014 "HEROES" REVIEW:
"A TALE OF TWO GROOTS?"


Our tale begins with my good friend Steven AKA Aceofspadescard getting back from RTX and sharing his spoils; after all, at conventions, you get a lot of swag. And no, I'm not talking about "swag" like "#yoloswag4life420". I'm talking about:

swag [swag]
noun
1. Handouts, freebies, or giveaways, such as those handed out at conventions

Amongst the swag, he got a Loot Crate (we'll get back to that in a moment) and gave me some goodies from it... including a Megatron figure (pictured above). Something about placing the small figure with all my other figures on my desk initiated an impulse I had resisted for a while... to buy and collect some figures to decorate my desk.

When Comic Con rolled around, Amazon had a bunch of neat stuff, especially toys, on sale and I found myself ordering a bunch of Funko figures. I ordered Gizmo (pictured above), Ajani (which is still somewhere lost in the ether), and a couple of figure from one of my new favorite movies....

Guardians of the Galaxy's Rocket Raccoon and Groot!!

The Rocket Raccoon figure is a cute little bobble head and Groot, who was the best selling toy on Amazon when I preordered him at his original price, is a fantastic vinyl figure that has already shot up in value due to high demand. In fact, while originally priced around $10, many retailers are charging triple or more for this fantastic collectible with the Bart Simpson-esque head!

And then, somehow, my fascination with figures, desire to add a little variety/fun to the mix, and the a lot of recommendations led me to finally seriously consider (and eventually come around to trying) LOOT CRATE!!


Loot Crate is a subscription based service where members pay a fee (based on their subscription plan) to receive a themed mystery box every month in the mail (last month's theme, pictured above, was "Villains") filled with nerdy products from companies like Nintendo, DC, Marvel, Capcom and much more. The contents of the box usually contain things like exclusive figures, a t-shirt, a magnet, pin/s, posters, comics, books, toys, and pretty much everything you can think of from "dragon-flavored" Jerky in April's "Dragon" Loot Crate to Deadpool socks (pictured above).

This is the perfect surprise for self-professed nerds that love cool stuff and weird stuff alike.

If you're lucky, you might even be the lucky member to get the monthly Mega Crate which always has a value of $750 or more! To give you an idea, this month's Mega Crate included a 3D scanner gun and a 3D printer!

And so, for as low as $11.67 + $6 SH, you can become a Looter too! Plus, if you use any of the various codes you can find online, you can get discounts.

After seeing how awesome July's "Villain" Crate turned out and seeing the clues (above) for August's "Hero" crate, I decided to bite the bullet and give it a trial run (members can cancel at any time). I managed a 10% discount and went with the three month subscription plan so that I could get a good gauge of whether or not this is a service I would like to invest into further.

So, without much more ado except for my own verbosity, let's see what we got in this month's crate.

Thursday, March 27, 2014

MIXED BAG. MICHAEL BAY'S TMNT TRAILER RANT.




Michael Bay simultaneously ruined Transformers and made it bigger than ever. That bothers me, but it doesn't personally ruin my childhood or adulthood. I only like Transformers.

But I love Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I had action figures, VHS, video games, clothing, books, and so much more merchandise based on the original film trilogy and cartoon show. My favorite turtle was Mike, but Don was a close-second.

When I heard Michael Bay was set to direct TMNT, I hoped it was one of those rumors we here every day on the internet. I hoped it wasn't true or it would fall apart in pre-production. I hoped the rumor would die. Instead, more and more evidence turned the rumor into fact. I braced myself for the worst...

My reactions to the rest of the news?

Megan Fox as April O'Neil? Kill me now.

I like William Fichtner. But why is he playing Shredder? Are there no cool Japanese actors out there in 2014?

Motion-capture? C'mon! The original films are beloved because of their use of puppetry and practical effects. CGI turtles are going to look stupid.

They look kinda stupid. They look more like a franchise ripping off the Ninja Turtles than the Turtles to me. The original franchise had simple character designs with simple elements to separate them-- the colors of their masks, slightly different skin tones, and different weapons-- and that was probably part of the charm. They weren't covered in a bunch of garbage and other accessories. They were defined by their actions and words rather than their appearance giving away their personalities.

They look like giant green babies mixed with the goombas/koopas from the Super Mario Bros. movie.

But whatever...

Nothing I can say is going to stop people from going to see this film. I am probably going to go see this film in theaters. It will probably be a big hit and be followed up by all of the merchandise and sequels we can stomach. This is the world we live in. And sometimes it stinks worse than the Shredder in a trash compactor. But that's life... I guess I can still look forward to Guardians of the Galaxy.

P.S. There are probably things I like about this trailer. I'm just giving an approximation of a piece of me not evening wanting to look directly at the trailer out of desperation for it not to exist. An example of positivity? Leo looks pretty good. Unlike Mikey. Mikey looks weird.

Friday, August 9, 2013

NSFW. EFFED UP FRIDAY! SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE DUCKS VS. PONIES VS. TURTLES! NSFW.


I apologize....

...forgiveness please...

...and I'm sorry.

But, in all seriousness, the first and third videos are catchy effed up "scientifically accurate" remakes of two of my childhood favorites based on the many effed up facts about the creatures that stared in Duck Tales and TMNT. The middle video is something that has a certain sort of mileage for some people, but I only found mildly amusing. Still, my goal with these sorts of articles is to give you a little look into the annals of my internet history as I constantly search for personal stimulation and content to share.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

WEEKLY ROUND-UP! 1/5-1/13/13.

WTF WEDNESDAY PRESENTS
POKEMON... IN 3D WEEK!

7. WORD OF THE DAY. 1/10/13. Pizza.

This one was kind of funny because I made the mistake of calling Master Splinter "Shredder". I reckon its probably a pretty common slip-up...at least for me because I know I've done it several times.

6. WTF WED! TRUNKS & CHARLIE THE UNICORN GO TO TOKYO JONGLE!

POMERANIANS!

5. WORD OF THE DAY! 1/13/13. O.P.

I really hope that the new Superman film, Man of Steel, is good. For posterity, I'm going to write a note here about the ridiculous rumor that got overturned yesterday about Zack Snyder was gonna make a Seven Samurai Star Wars movie.

4. NERD CULTURE SMACKDOWN: POKEMONS OF THE WEEK #1

I'll be posting new Pokemons of the week every Saturday!


I think these new Starters for Gen VI are starting to grow on me. My personal favorite is still Froakie, but I'll wait until the final evolutions show up to make my choice.

2. WORD OF THE DAY! 1/13/13. Cornucopia.

On the left we got the official art pic of the new legendary Yveltal. It's been a big Poke'week on the blog and the biggest announcement was....
1. NERD CULTURE SMACKDOWN: NEW POKEMON X & Y VERSIONS ANNOUNCED ON THE 3DS!

On the right, we got Xerneas, the other box art legendary for  POKEMON X & Y! To say I'm excited about this 3DS release at the end of the year is an understatement. I plan to update my blog with new pokemons as they're spoiled by Nintendo, so keep checking the old blog out and lemme know what you think. Let's make 2013, the "Year of Pokemon!"


Thursday, January 10, 2013

WORD OF THE DAY! 1/10/13.

pizza [peet-suh]
noun
1. A flat, open-faced baked pie of Italian origin, consisting of a thin layer of bread dough topped with spiced tomato sauce and cheese, often garnished with anchovies, sausage slices, mushrooms, etc.

EX. I always knew that Splinter was no good- raising his turtles in the sewers on pizza and fortune cookie wisdom.

P.S. I always see people complain about how Naruto is not a real ninja... tell me, honestly, with a straight face, that the Teenage Mutant "Ninja" Turtles are legit? They can be stealthy but about 90% of the time they just crash into a room and start raising "shell". And this is coming from a fan of the franchise.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

WTF WEDNESDAY! MAN'S LIFE & THE FRAGILE MALE EGO OFTHE GREATEST GENERATION!

 WTF WEDNESDAY! PRESENTS:
MAN'S LIFE & THE FRAGILE MALE EGO OF THE GREATEST GENERATION!

POP GOES THE WEASELS!
Egads! In the 1950's, young men came from the war and had two things on their minds; starting families with their favorite gal and lots and lots of animal violence. Seriously, below are a series of covers from Man's Life and other periodicals, stretching from the fifties to seventies, that surely sat in the barbershops, hunting lodges, and gladiator locker-rooms that these manly men must have frequented. Maybe men back then were really just that manly?

Or maybe animals, back in the day, were just filled with a kind of hatred we soft men of the 21st Century can only imagine?

Check out more of these insane covers by clicking on "Read More" below.

Warning. Some of these covers and their captions could be construed as offensive.