Showing posts with label caitlyn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label caitlyn. Show all posts

Monday, October 13, 2014

MUSIC MON! ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF GET JINXED!




I can't believe it has been a whole year since I GOT JINXED but here I am and another season of League is drawing to a close!

It seems rather portentous that, as I scramble to close in on a decent rank before the end of the season, that I find myself playing Jinx regularly again. The champ still has tons of flavor and competitive edge! (And, seriously, with Cait as my main, it is obvious that Piltover is my favorite part of the game's lore by a bit.)

It remains to be seen whether I'll achieve my goals in improving my league game, but you can bet ya'll be the first to know.



And as a way to celebrate the world championships, Riot got Imagine Dragons to collaborate on a special music video to hype up the fans for the big time games. Neat.

 


And yet, while I love League, I have to remember that it is a game that can bring you to tears of fury and desperation. This is a game that intimidates many newcomers, makes players uninstall and has probably caused a good deal of property damage or worse. Like anything competitive, it is a mix of the frustration of the climb with the gnawing trash talk of your opponents and, worse, troll teammates that drag you down.

Still, I haven't quit yet and have become a lot more mellow as I've played the game.

That's why I'm ready for ranked and for next season.

Here's to another year, Summoners.

Monday, May 26, 2014

MUSIC MON! SUPER DUNKEY SUNSHINE SHARK PENTAKILL EDITION!


Super Mario Sunshine isn't a bad game (just check out this review). In fact, it is a good game. It is just a mediocre Mario game.

Put down your pitchforks and torches millennial Nintendo fans; I still own it and might play it again some day. But I'd much rather play the simpler but superior Super Mario 64 or the worlds better Super Mario Galaxy 1 or 2 or my new favorite obsession Super Mario 3D World. If that is a crime, I'll go down for it. Probably do some community service on a tropical island of awful potato people by cleaning graffiti. Sounds like every kids dream.

On the subject of good Mario games, I'm definitely picking up Mario Kart 8 on the Wii-U! Not only is it gonna be a great game to play with my friends, but it has great value. Nintendo Club is giving away free codes for digital copies of New Super Mario Bros. Wii-U, Pikmin 3, Windwaker HD, or Wii-U Party to anyone who registers their copy of Mario Kart 8 between May 30th and July 31st.

That is a killer deal.

P.S. Seriously, try the Wii-U. It is the only console I've used lately.


Dunkey's new Album just hit the digital streets (for $10 (or more) or free) and I gotta say that his rhymes always put me in the mood to play League of Legends (currently, still my go to video game) because he pumps me up, cracks me up, and like a good gank, sets me up!

P.S. If I keep getting in shape, I'd like to try Rule 63 cosplay of Vi. Maybe some day.


Little Mermaid parodies will never get old.

That's all I really gotta say about this one, sorry. Move along folks. There is nothing else to see here except for the closing .gif.

Saturday, March 29, 2014

WORD OF THE DAY! 3/29/14! (LOL UPDATE)


team builder [teem-bil-der]
noun
1. League of Legends. A game mode where a players preemptively pick characters and positions and are teamed with players filling the other roles.

EX. Team builder is here. So I'm gonna go play some League of Legends. But before I go, lemme talk a little bit about the new game mode:

First, you either choose to host a game or find a game.

The host of a game picks a character and role, and the others roles they want, and then begins searching for players that picked those other roles.

The other players pick the other roles. If the host doesn't like a character or player, than can ban them before starting.

That's it.

Monday, March 10, 2014

MUSIC MON! ROBOHORSE SOLO-SLAYS DRAGON & THEN BARON NASHOR!


Sometimes what America needs is the sort of hero that is simultaneously a robot and simultaneously a horse and simultaneously a cyborg and simultaneously a good caretaker of infants.

Sometimes we need a robohorse. Correct?


Then we've got the newest single from Ninja Sex Party.

This video has a lot of things that I'm sure you're looking for in a music video: dragon-slaying Danny Sexbangs, girls with pink hair, guys in dragon & unicorn onesies, Ninja Brians, Dragon Dances, Jewish weddings, and even the Manticore.

Fun fact: Ninja Brian is a theoretical physicist specializing in string theory and supersymmetry when not running around and killing people around Dan. Seriously.




I've been playing as much League as I can lately cuz I want to build up my character roster a little bit before working to force my position in ranked. I'm shooting for Silver, since my previous best was Bronze 1, but need to crystallize the position I want to play most in ranked. I've been playing a lot of Jungle lately, so I might play Jungle solo, and I've been experimenting with a bunch of different supports, including Zac.

As always, I'll keep you updated.

Brought to you by Mahou Shoujo Aatrox!

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

WORD OF THE DAY! 1/14/13! (LoL)

retro [retch-roh]
adjective
1. Of or related to or designating the style of an earlier time.

EX. I love the idea of a retro futuristic Jinx skin. There is something equally kitsch and cool about the 1950's/60's science fiction aesthetic, used in fiction and advertising, that I cant quite deny will always be, at worst, cartoony fun and, at best, stlylish & timeless.

Check out some more awesome fanart below:



Thursday, October 10, 2013

WORD OF THE DAY! 10/10/13!


jinx [jeenks]
noun
1. A person, idea, or thing that brings bad luck.
2. An exclamation used when two or more people say the same word at the same time. Until this silly game is resolve, the individuals who were "jinxed" cannot speak until they meet a specific criteria such as someone saying their name or buying the "jinxer" a Coke.
verb
2. To bring bad luck or to curse someone.
3. To destroy the point of an action or idea.



EX. The NuFu clan and implejr (that's me) have their differences; for example, several of them hold superstitions and I , for a number of reasons ranging from my skeptical nature to controlling my own neurosis & OCD, take a, at the best of times, optimistic and/or, at the worst of times, sadistic pleasure in ignoring, arguing, or even mocking such silliness. For example, in a game of Summoner's Rift on LoL (That's "League of Legends" for the uninitiated), I might say something like, "I think we're turning this around, guys!"

Now, when I say this on the fly and not to pester them, I say optimistic stuff to give myself a little boost of confidence and hopefully reassure my teammates. And yet... when they hear this, they groan and say that "I'm jinxing them." As someone who doesn't believe in such silly superstition, as much as someone who is a member of a species as illogical as our own can be, I'll even admit I believed in Santa Claus far past the point of appropriate suspension of disbelief and have participated in theatre superstition, I usually have a little friendly laugh at their frustration. This sort of disrespectful behavior reminds me of the newest champion coming to League of Legends...


Here we've got a fun new champ that falls right into my playstyle of dealing damage at a distance and being able to escape in a hurry with the most petty psychopath to ever terrorize Piltover, Jinx.

The champion was first teased in the log-in screen splash for the Pool Party Update (not the arm with the pink bullet and blue smoke tattoos)  and then Vi's page was vandalized by a mysterious X figure. I've actually talked about Vi and Piltover in a previous article about my favorite ADC and the Sheriff of Piltover, Caitlyn.Well, it seem that our newest champ, #166 or, in roman numerals CVIX ("C" for Caitlyn, "VI" for Vi, and "X" for Jinx) is the sort of super criminal that Piltover not only deserves but needs. After all, what would Batman be without the Joker?

Jinx's full history is a bit of a mystery, but here's the official lore: both Caitlyn and VI, partners in fighting crime, have been teased by a villain with the calling card of "X". Starting a crime spree legendary enough to get her admission into the League of Legends, Jinx earned her name through the chaos that follows in her wake and put Piltover's finest to the test. She seems to take particular pleasure in frustrating Vi, whom she calls "Fat Hands", and, after destroying the Piltover treasury with Vi inside, to add insult to the literal injuries that Vi suffered, Jinx left a simple note: "You'll never catch me!"

As with any champion, Jinx has her inspirations in fiction and the real world; a punk girl aesthetic mixed with themes and elements of the Joker & Harley Quinn(Dark Knight graffiti, pale skin, make-up, laughter, petite femme fatale with a rocket launcher), Gollum (she talks to her rocket launcher, Fishbones), and Helen Bonham Carter (there is a certain Tim Burtonesque mania about her features).

As for her kit, they might as well have called her the "Glass Cannon" because she is all about dealing damage, kiting, disengaging, reengaging, and clean-up. Her passive "GET EXCITED!" gives her a massive but temporary speed boost every time she kills or assists in killing a foe or turret. This allows her to chase down and kill weak opponents, as well as flee in a pinch. Her Q "Switcheroo!" allows her to switch her autoattacks between a short-ranged but fast firing minigun, Pow-Pow, for dueling and a long-ranged rocket launcher, Fishbones, for AOE crit mayhem, giving her a lot of flexibility in fights. Her W "Zap!" is a long range skillshot that reveals the first opponent struck and slows them, which is great for escaping or chasing down foes. Her E "Flame Chompers!" fires three mines that, if stepped on by an opponent, blow up, and root them to allow her to catch or an escape other champs in a pinch or set up team fights. Her Ult "Super Mega Death Rocket!" is a global rocket she can fire that flies in a straight line, hitting the first enemy champ in it's path, and blowing up for massive AOE damage. This allows her to finish off opponents and, the best part, is the farther they travel, the more damage they do.

Jinx is a champ I'll definitely be picking up ASAP. After all, even a Neutral Good sap like me can get into a bit of spastic chaos every now and then. Plus, I can't say no to a super villainess who talks to her guns. DeadpoolxJinx OTP!

P.S. JINX! DOUBLE-JINX! TRIPLE DOUBLE-DOGGY DARE JINX! JINX LOG-IN SCREEN!


 
C'mon and join the mayhem.

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

WEEKLY ROUND-UP! SEP. 9- SEP. 15 2013!

WEEKLY ROUND-UP PRESENTS

7. WORD OF THE DAY! 9/11/13! Cacophony.

So much Pokémon news this week that I just had to post something soul-crushing related the franchise. Now, if being reminded of your inability to catch 'em all wasn't bad enough...I give you the Gotta Catch 'Em All Pogo Remix & Contest! The first code is XY1012.

6. MUSIC MON! POWER RADDISHES, AGGRO CRAGS, & THE GAME GRUMP ANTHEM!

More Grumps is more good, if you ask me.
5. WTF WED! EMPEROR MARK HAMILL'S MINIONS GO TO PREDATOR COLLEGE!

I just finished up the original Batman the Animated Series. 'sgood!

4. WORD OF THE DAY! 9/12/13! Kanto starters.

So good, in fact, that I'm gonna keep talking about it. Stylish, mature, and the best sort of dark, BTAS is one of the best animated series of all time. Watch it HERE.

3. NERDCULTURE SMACKDOWN! POKÉMON X & Y UPDATE! #3

Now, on the subject of the Pokémon news; I just want them to spoil the final forms of the starters so I can pick my favorite. Which are you favoring?

2. WORD OF THE DAY! 9/13/13! OP.

I'm afraid NuFu's first foray into 5 V 5 Ranked didn't go as planned....
1. WORD OF THE DAY! 9/9/13! Headshot.

But we're learning more about every role, map awareness, and counters so that, in our next ranked climb, we can see about climbing out of Bronze.

Monday, September 9, 2013

WORD OF THE DAY! 9/9/13!

headshot [hed-shawt]
noun
1. A shot aimed at a person, animal, or robot's head, usually with a firearm.
verb
2. To aim for the head or hit the head of a target with a firearm.

main [mehyn]
noun
1. Video game slang. Short for "main character a person plays", as in the character the player plays the most.
verb
2. To use a specific character more than other characters in a video game.

EX. One of my very favorite champions in the League of Legends is the Sheriff of Piltover & Queen of Headshots, Caitlyn.

As seen in videogamedunkey's classic films, WEO WEO CAITLYN & SHOOT BOYS, Caitlyn is a fairly competitive lane-controlling AD Carry and she is my main. I've gotten several deathless wins with her lately and, in ARAM, completely dominate the enemy team by controlling the lane with her traps. It has taken a few months to nail down the roles I enjoy most/perform best and I think I've found my place in the bottom lane.

In normal games on the 5 v 5 Summoner's Rift, bottom lane seems to be the least popular because it is often the trickiest lane-- it is a 2 v 2 lane, support and ADC vs. their mirrored counterparts, with the roles of the ADC to last hit minions, snag kills, and survive long enough to build momentum and achieve the "C" part of "ADC" & "carry" the team by putting out the most attack damage per second. The support's job is to ward, counter ward, not to kill minions that the rest of the team could be killing, and to protect/aid the ADC in bot lane. This makes support one of the least popular roles since their job is to help the team control the map and babysit the squishiest characters. Speaking of squishy characters, let's talk about why I love playing Caitlyn and think she is a lane partner that anyone would be happy to have in bot. Before we talk about how her character works, let's look at the lore so we can see the flavor of her mechanics.

As mentioned earlier in the post, Caitlyn is the Sheriff of Piltover. Caityln was just a teenage girl in Piltover, a steampunk city in the in-game world of League of Legends, when some robbers broke in and stole from her home. Taking her father's rifle, Caitlyn hunted the criminals down and retrieved the lost valuables. Unable to stop their daughter from pursuing a life of crime-fighting, her parents, a wealthy statesmen and an inventor, outfitted her with weapons and tools to help her wage a war against organized crime. Today, Piltover has a low crime rate thanks, according to many, to Caitlyn's efforts to clean the streets. Her beauty, brains, and bullets have made her a hero in her city and earned her a reputation not only in Piltover, but in the League, as a sharpshooting badass.

Another part of Caitlyn's lore is that she is hunting a catburglar who leaves notes with the letter "C" on them behind and that, after offering Vi the chance to stop committing and start fighting crime, she has worked to keep her new partner in line. While this does show off in a small way when they play together or against each other, I sometimes wish they had a little more synergy. Speaking of synergy, let's look at Cait's abilities.


Her base numbers allow her to deal more damage but at a slower rate than most ADCs, like a Sniper would. Her passive ability, Headshot, allows her to stack up to eight times, double stacks if she is in the brush, and fire a basic attack that deals 150% to enemy champs and 250% to enemy minions/monsters. This is useful for harassing your foes and mastering the use of this for last hits is key to bot laning as Caitlyn. Her Q, Piltover Peacemaker, shoots a skillshot projectile that strikes all enemies in a line and deals less damage with each target it hits. This is a great ability for poke, minion clearing, and getting kills that are just out of range. Her W, Yordle Snap Trap, puts down a trap that, if tripped by an enemy, snares them, deals damage, and reveals them for a short time. This is a useful ability for controlling a lane, catching a target in the bush, or escaping in a pinch. Her E, 90 Caliber Net, is a better escape that pushes her away from the direction it is fired and slows a target hit. Her ultimate ability, R, couldn't be more simple and telling of her sniper theme, as Ace in the Hole locks on a target, near or far, and fires a bullet that deals massive damage to the first target it hits in the line of fire. The only drawback is that enemy champions can block the shot.

All in all, I love Caitlyn's kit because it gives you a lot of options for picking off foes with her peacemaker, controlling a lane through her traps, escaping ganks with her net, and taking an enemy's head off with a sometimes tricky but always satisfying ult. Caitlyn doesn't make mistakes. I do. But that's okay; Caitlyn is always prepared with a plan for extraction and is always packing heat.

P.S. Check out this awesome concept art of a Neon Strike Caitlyn, to go along with her partner Vi, by Xelandra. I really hope they make this skin for her...because I haven't got a Cait skin... yet.

P.P.S. Tell me about your favorite League of Legends or other MOBA character and why you like them in the comments.