Showing posts with label pokemon origins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pokemon origins. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

WTF WED! POKÉMON MMO WITH UNLOCKABLE HOT, MEAN ELF CHICKS!


With the Pokémon Origins anime finally hitting the web with an official English dub, check it out here, it makes sense we'd get a parody dub around the same time (and yes I'm aware I'm late in sharing both, but late is better than never, right?!).

Anwho, enjoy this hilarious dubbing from octopimp, the maker of the 50% parody of the swimming anime FREE, and remember that it's a bad idea to put a senile old man in charge of children and a rather extensive Pokébiology research program.


This seems like a parody hatched up in the half-assed laboratories of a sketch comedy show but, instead, it is a rather aptly executed satire of The Hobbit film and the recent classic teen comedy, Mean Girls.

Do you remember when Lindsey Lohan wasn't a weak punchline or depressing headline?


Jaltoid's animations usually rustle more than a few jimmies in the comment sections of youtube and, given that video game fans, especially MMO fans, are incredibly sensitive to such innocent musings as the one found in the video, this one certainly irked a few commenter. But, in my opinion, the commentary is funny and valid with its examination of the weaknesses of the often shallow and misogynistic "Free 2 Play" MMOs that you find lame ads for all over the internet shipped by the ample bosom of some elf harlot.

What do you think of those sorts of games?

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

WTF WED! IT'S MADE OUT OF F***ING POKÉMON & CHIN CHIN !?


"IT'S MADE OUT OF F***ING COOKIES!"


We're dispensing two different flavors of Pokémanz this week: a sweet abridged short based on the Pokémon Origins miniseries, from Octopimp, and Esquirebob's latest collaboration with Egoraptor that properly parodies the saccharine puppy/kitten documentaries they play on Animal Planet to pander to little girls, grandmas, and everyone else.

Also, I thought you could use a little bit of a stabalizer between OMG BISCOFF and the latest messed up night terror from the orifices of Filthy Frank.


This really speaks for itself. Filthy Frank feels like he is being unnecessarily harassed by a parody of the homophobic black guy stereotype, calls upon the powers of Chin Chin, his eldritch god & life partner, and summons forces beyond his and Paul Abdul's control. I apologize in advance, but I'm not sorry.

Friday, October 11, 2013

WORD OF THE DAY! 10/11/13!

pageantry [paj-uhn-tree]
noun
1. A spectacular display; pomp.
2. A mere show or empty display.

EX. There has been a lot of build-up to Pokémon X & Y. It comes out on Saturday and, as we hit the end stretch, I gotta turn on anyone who hasn't seen all the pageantry to check out POKÉMON: THE ORIGIN on Nov. 15th or find yourself the subtitled episodes on youtube.

Also, if you're wondering about the pageantry above, maybe you haven't seen....THIS?!

Thursday, October 3, 2013

WORD OF THE DAY! 10/3/13!

balefire [behyl-fahyer]
noun
1. A large fire out in the open; a bonfire.
2. A signal fire, shot, or beacon.
3. A funerary pyre.

EX. This is a balefire, a signal, a sign that the folks making X & Y are listening; not only do they release an intense new Pokémon anime but a new Megaevolution form for Charizard. Not just a new form, but the form we wanted and we (and he) deserve. Mega Charizard X is a Fire/Dragon type with the ability Tough Claws to enhance his physical contact moves.

I'm so glad I preordered X. The only downside? Do I neglect Mega Torchic and use Mega Charmander as my fire starter (this will be the first gen I know I'm not picking a fire starter from Gen 6)? Hm... maybe the other starters will have alternate mega evolutions that are just as badass as Mega Charizard X? Only time, spoilers, (and more leaks) will tell.