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Thursday, April 17, 2014
WORD OF THE DAY! 4/17/14!
It's not just any hat.
It's official.
official [oh-fish-uhl]
adjective
1. Authorized or issued by the authorities.
EX. It is a limited edition Pokémon League official hat. It's wearable, it's washable, and it's official. It is the official hat of the official expo of the official Pokémon League. It's official.
And I've officially wanted this official hat since I was officially eight years old.
And now?
It's official.
Saturday, March 22, 2014
POKÉBLOG 2014 #2 WORD OF THE DAY! 3/22/14!
speed run [speed-run]
noun
1. Video games. The act of a player/s taking on a video game related challenge, especially beating a game under specific conditions, as quickly as possible.
EX. I've replayed a lot of my games before, that's sorta the point of keeping them instead of trading them into Gamestop, but I don't think I've ever set out to speed run a game before. I tend more toward the Completionist route and obsessively hunt down every side mission and item (unless tedious). For example, I have all of the achievements in Elder Scrolls: Oblivion on the Xbox 360 (I'm sure that's not that impressive, but it was a bit of an undertaking and I'm proud of it). But after a frustrating round of League of Legends games, I decided to take a break and try to beat a Pokémon Yellow Emulator as quickly as possible:
The goal was to beat the Elite Four and Champion as quickly as possible.
Some of the reasons my run didn't go as quickly as I wanted were that, rather than focusing on maxing the stats of one Pokémon that could easily dominate the gyms and elite four, I was preoccupied with keeping a full balanced team. I also fought every trainer that I could and searched for certain items that were unnecessary. This play thru was mostly to reteach myself where everything was and develop a strategy for future Let's Play action. Still, I beat the game pretty quickly but don't have the exact time due to a glitch in my emulator.
Now, let's talk about my team a little bit:
The weak link of the team, Butter's only real assets were his Body Slam & Thunderbolt (giving him the sweep on Lorelie) for Paralysis, Quick Attack to speed out for last hits, and as my Flash slave. Still, I was glad I played through with Pikachu to remember just how cute but useless of a starter he is even in a game completely centered on him.
I've always been a big fan of the Nido Pokémon and I discovered, for myself, that Nidoking is pretty much the most OP Pokémon for sweeping the Elite Four. He has great stats and can learn a variety of awesome moves/movesets. For my run, Chunk was Moonstone evolved before I had my second badge and by the end his moveset was: Earthquake to take out just about anything, but especially Poison Pokémon like Agatha's Gengar, Surf to take out Bruno's team, Rockslide for flyers like Golbat and Dragonite, and Thrash (which I should've swapped for Horn Drill in retrospect).
Chunk is the King.
Body Slam, Thunderbolt, Icebeam, and Toxic seemed liked a great combination of abilities to paralyze, freeze, and poison her targets, but Poma was too gentle. Still, she made for a great tank and I was glad to have used her despite the fact that a Psychic Pokémon probably would've been more appropriate.
Goji was probably the second most valuable member of my team thanks to his mobile moveset; Fly is a stab move that also helped me travel, Dig helped me wipe out Lt. Surge and sweep lots of Pokémon, Slash provided a good reliable damage dealer, and Flamethrower is the classic killer in many situations.
Charmander is still probably my favorite 1st Gen starter.
Tusky is a simple boy. Tusky is a good boy. Well, he would be... If I hadn't accidentally overwrote Sleep Powder to give him a toolset to set up sweeps with Sleep Powder and Leech Seed. Instead, Poison Powder was a somewhat useful combo with Mega Drain and Cut for needs (I didn't want to waste time picking up an HM slave). Unfortunately for Venusaur, I always find him to be the least useful in 1st Gen games because of his weaknesses to already OP in 1st Gen Ice and Psychic with neither the tank nor the speed to make up for it.
The funny guy of the group had to be Zendo. He was a clincher in situations thanks to his powerful Surf and Blizzard attacks. He also had Strength to help me on Victory Road and Skullbash (which I should've traded for Takedown or some other attack). I didn't use him nearly as much as Goji or Chunk, but I definitely appreciate Blastoise more as I get older.
In the end, I beat my Rival Numchuk after a few trial runs of the Elite Four.
In a real speed run, I would focus on Nidoking, skip certain objectives, and take advantage of the AI's weaknesses to push as quickly as posisble.
To see a real speed run, as opposed to my lame amateur attempt, check out the link below. Neat to know that my theory about Nidoking being the perfect Pokémon to sweep the Elite Four is apparently the dominant strategy... with which Werster, below, beats his previous record with a time of 1 Hour & 55 Min.
noun
1. Video games. The act of a player/s taking on a video game related challenge, especially beating a game under specific conditions, as quickly as possible.
EX. I've replayed a lot of my games before, that's sorta the point of keeping them instead of trading them into Gamestop, but I don't think I've ever set out to speed run a game before. I tend more toward the Completionist route and obsessively hunt down every side mission and item (unless tedious). For example, I have all of the achievements in Elder Scrolls: Oblivion on the Xbox 360 (I'm sure that's not that impressive, but it was a bit of an undertaking and I'm proud of it). But after a frustrating round of League of Legends games, I decided to take a break and try to beat a Pokémon Yellow Emulator as quickly as possible:
The goal was to beat the Elite Four and Champion as quickly as possible.
Some of the reasons my run didn't go as quickly as I wanted were that, rather than focusing on maxing the stats of one Pokémon that could easily dominate the gyms and elite four, I was preoccupied with keeping a full balanced team. I also fought every trainer that I could and searched for certain items that were unnecessary. This play thru was mostly to reteach myself where everything was and develop a strategy for future Let's Play action. Still, I beat the game pretty quickly but don't have the exact time due to a glitch in my emulator.
Now, let's talk about my team a little bit:
BUTTER THE PIKACHU
The weak link of the team, Butter's only real assets were his Body Slam & Thunderbolt (giving him the sweep on Lorelie) for Paralysis, Quick Attack to speed out for last hits, and as my Flash slave. Still, I was glad I played through with Pikachu to remember just how cute but useless of a starter he is even in a game completely centered on him.
CHUNK THE NIDOKING
I've always been a big fan of the Nido Pokémon and I discovered, for myself, that Nidoking is pretty much the most OP Pokémon for sweeping the Elite Four. He has great stats and can learn a variety of awesome moves/movesets. For my run, Chunk was Moonstone evolved before I had my second badge and by the end his moveset was: Earthquake to take out just about anything, but especially Poison Pokémon like Agatha's Gengar, Surf to take out Bruno's team, Rockslide for flyers like Golbat and Dragonite, and Thrash (which I should've swapped for Horn Drill in retrospect).
Chunk is the King.
POMA THE NIDOQUEEN
Body Slam, Thunderbolt, Icebeam, and Toxic seemed liked a great combination of abilities to paralyze, freeze, and poison her targets, but Poma was too gentle. Still, she made for a great tank and I was glad to have used her despite the fact that a Psychic Pokémon probably would've been more appropriate.
GOJI THE CHARIZARD
Goji was probably the second most valuable member of my team thanks to his mobile moveset; Fly is a stab move that also helped me travel, Dig helped me wipe out Lt. Surge and sweep lots of Pokémon, Slash provided a good reliable damage dealer, and Flamethrower is the classic killer in many situations.
Charmander is still probably my favorite 1st Gen starter.
TUSKY THE BULBASAUR
Tusky is a simple boy. Tusky is a good boy. Well, he would be... If I hadn't accidentally overwrote Sleep Powder to give him a toolset to set up sweeps with Sleep Powder and Leech Seed. Instead, Poison Powder was a somewhat useful combo with Mega Drain and Cut for needs (I didn't want to waste time picking up an HM slave). Unfortunately for Venusaur, I always find him to be the least useful in 1st Gen games because of his weaknesses to already OP in 1st Gen Ice and Psychic with neither the tank nor the speed to make up for it.
ZENDO THE BLASTOISE
The funny guy of the group had to be Zendo. He was a clincher in situations thanks to his powerful Surf and Blizzard attacks. He also had Strength to help me on Victory Road and Skullbash (which I should've traded for Takedown or some other attack). I didn't use him nearly as much as Goji or Chunk, but I definitely appreciate Blastoise more as I get older.
In the end, I beat my Rival Numchuk after a few trial runs of the Elite Four.
In a real speed run, I would focus on Nidoking, skip certain objectives, and take advantage of the AI's weaknesses to push as quickly as posisble.
To see a real speed run, as opposed to my lame amateur attempt, check out the link below. Neat to know that my theory about Nidoking being the perfect Pokémon to sweep the Elite Four is apparently the dominant strategy... with which Werster, below, beats his previous record with a time of 1 Hour & 55 Min.
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
WTF WED! BANJO KAZOOIE, BLASTOISE, AND VEGA ALL GET IN A STREET FIGHT...
I love Banjo Kazooie.
After Super Mario 64, it might just be my favorite N64 game. It is, technically speaking, superior to SM64 and creates a world of fun puzzles and platforming filled with so much character. Heck, if it weren't for the pure "like OMG I can beat SM64 a million times and love triple-jumping" nostalgia that SM64 gives me, this would be my go to game on the system.
Then Microsoft bought Rare and poorly used all of their properties...
For this, I am a sad Bojo.
Related: JONTRON: BANJO KAZOOIE: NUTS AND BOLTS!?
GUEST GRUMPS: GRANT KIRKHOPE
I'm not gonna lie; I am not a street fighter fan. I am not even a fighting game fan. The only fighting games I ever really enjoy are Smash Bros. and anime fighters with gameplay like in the DBZ Budokai and Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm series.
BUT, I appreciate whacky characters and I do own a copy of Super Street Fighter 4, just in case a guest wishes to play them some cell-shaded combos out with their favorite character.
In Mortal Kombat, it seems there aren't really any rules except that you can't help out another "kombatant". But in Street Fighter, the competitors are supposed to be in martial arts tournaments with fair stakes. Despite this, there are character who wield weapons, magic, and other unorthodox and seemingly should-be illegal tactics....
Like Vega. And his "claoww".
Let's end with a question:
If I were to do a Let's Play of a Pokémon ROM with commentary, possibly with a Nuzlocke Challenge, which game should I play first? Pokémon Yellow and Emerald are my two frontrunners, at the moment.
Friday, October 11, 2013
WORD OF THE DAY! 10/11/13!
pageantry [paj-uhn-tree]
noun
1. A spectacular display; pomp.
2. A mere show or empty display.
EX. There has been a lot of build-up to Pokémon X & Y. It comes out on Saturday and, as we hit the end stretch, I gotta turn on anyone who hasn't seen all the pageantry to check out POKÉMON: THE ORIGIN on Nov. 15th or find yourself the subtitled episodes on youtube.
Also, if you're wondering about the pageantry above, maybe you haven't seen....THIS?!
noun
1. A spectacular display; pomp.
2. A mere show or empty display.
EX. There has been a lot of build-up to Pokémon X & Y. It comes out on Saturday and, as we hit the end stretch, I gotta turn on anyone who hasn't seen all the pageantry to check out POKÉMON: THE ORIGIN on Nov. 15th or find yourself the subtitled episodes on youtube.
Also, if you're wondering about the pageantry above, maybe you haven't seen....THIS?!
Thursday, August 29, 2013
WORD OF THE DAY! 8/29/13!
adjective
1. Of, pertaining to, affected with, or caused by a toxin or poison.
2. Acting as or having the effect of a poison; poisonous.
3. Pertaining to or noting debt that will probably not be repaid.
4. Pertaining to or noting a financial instrument or other asset that has no value or an unknown value because there is no market for it.
noun5. A toxic chemical or other substance.
EX. Wait, wait, wait. Every Pokémon can learn Toxic? I mean... that's good for the metagame, but seriously what in-game reason would this be a thing...? I suppose it is learned through a TM, so maybe it's man made but Gym Leader Koga said it was ancient. Weird.
SOURCE: RARE CANDY TREATMENT
Thursday, May 2, 2013
WORD OF THE DAY! 5/2/13!
anatomy [uh-nat-uh-mee]
noun
EX. My advice? Never try to apply any real theory of anatomy to Pokémon. Things quickly become strange with elemental creatures with robot parts, psychic abilities, and other transanimal traits amongst the 649 varieties of Pokémon that are sure to be joined by more with the release of Pokémon X & Y. So far, the most horrifying Pokémon, in my opinion, are the ones that either other Pokémon, involve supernatural powers like soul-stealing, and have bizarre horrific origin stories.
What hath man rought?
noun
1. The science dealing with the structure of animals and plants.
2. The structure of an animal or plant, or of any of its parts.
3. Dissection of all or part of an animal or plant in order to study its structure.
4. A plant or animal that has been or will be dissected, or a model of such a dissected organism.
5. A skeleton.
6. Informal. The human body.
7. An analysis or minute examination.
EX. My advice? Never try to apply any real theory of anatomy to Pokémon. Things quickly become strange with elemental creatures with robot parts, psychic abilities, and other transanimal traits amongst the 649 varieties of Pokémon that are sure to be joined by more with the release of Pokémon X & Y. So far, the most horrifying Pokémon, in my opinion, are the ones that either other Pokémon, involve supernatural powers like soul-stealing, and have bizarre horrific origin stories.
What hath man rought?
Monday, October 1, 2012
WORD OF THE DAY! 10/1/12.
elemental [el-uh-ment-uhl]
adjective
1. Of the nature of an ultimate constituent; simple; uncompounded.
2. Pertaining to rudiments or first principles.
3. Starkly simple, primitive, or basic: a spare, elemental prose style; hate, lust, and other elemental emotions.
4. Pertaining to the agencies, forces, or phenomena of physical nature: elemental gods.
5. Comparable to the great forces of nature, as in power or magnitude: elemental grandeur.
6. Of, pertaining to, or of the nature of the four elements, earth, water, air, and fire, or of any one of them.
7. Pertaining to chemical elements.
EX. The core and foundation of the Pokemon video game series is, besides the elements of collection/trade, based on a strategy around elemental combat. Locked in a rock-paper-scissors system, with a constant addition of stats and variables to make the combat increasingly more complex, and varied. Its interesting to consider how easy to the elements of the starters could've been shifted for the same effects, but it is also obvious why they are what they have been for five generations. Grass (Earth), Water, and Fire (lacking wind), but the elements are an integral part of Eastern and Western mythologies.
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