FTW FRIDAY! MEGADAVID AND PROJARED'S TOP TEN PIGS!

VINESAUCE- MEGAMAN SPRITE GAME!

I love Mega Man. I love fan games. I love- OH DEAR GODS!! KILL IT WITH A FLAMING STICK!!

I, uh, I guess that Megaman Sprite Game is a fanmade rpg set in the Megaman-verse, where everybody has the same stupid face and nothing really matters and I uh I kinda want to play it after I finish these other games. I'm not stalling!

DAVID CAMERON: FOR COUNTRY, FOR LOVE

British Prime Minister David Cameron allegedly put his pee-pee in a dead pig's mouth in a room full of cheering onlookers. If he wanted to be fellated by a dead pig, why not just call up my Mother-in-Law. And now here's Conway Twitty.

PROJARED- TOP TEN DICKS IN GAMING!

Speaking of DYIKS, here is ProJared's hilarious Top Ten Countdown parody video. It involves a lot of hot DYIKS. Video game DYIKS are the best.

FTW FRIDAY! SUPER MUGI AND BONK PLAY FINAL FANTASY VII!

mugi why?

Anime is ridiculous. Ridiculously sweet.

On last Sunday, my Dungeons and Dragons group voted on which one of our players was "best waifu" and my friend Jas won hands down. These are the sorts of conversations you have over rum and board games. These are the voyages of the star ship Dorkerprise.

PROJARED- SUPER BONK!

Why have I never heard of Super Bonk?

Super Bonk is ridiculous. Ridiculously amazing!

In gaming news, after beating Shadow of Mordor and Link Between Worlds I am back to puttering around GTA V at my leisure and I smoke League every day. In new news, I got into the Heroes of the Storm beta and I must admit I am having fun. It's not gonna replace any of my other mobas, but it is pretty fun.

videogamedunkey- FINAL FANTASY VII

Final Fantasy VII is ridiculous. Ridiculously overrated.

Quick Jesus! Take the wheel before I'm overrun by angry fans!

WTF WED! A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GRUMP!

GRUMPCADE- VICE PROJECT DOOM:

SLIPPERY BUTTS! (FT. PROJARED)

I really like ProJared:

PROJARED: SUPER BONK!

So, seeing him as the first guest on Game Grumps, since Rareware's Greg Kirkhope on the first (and only) Guest Grumps, was pretty cool. I didn't expect to have live-action shenanigans like seeing behind-the-scenes of the boys trying to film at night or ignoring security or being bothered by fans to an almost threatening to degree.

And this... um, just, don't watch it at work. It is funny though.

A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR! (NSFW)

MUSIC MON! HOW TO COOK GREEN EGGS AND BOOM BABY!

VIDEOGAMEDUNKEY- GREEN EGGS AND JAM!

I was a pretty big fan of Dunkey's latest album and one of the more abstract jams was about a man named "Sam" and his "Green Eggs and Ham" of Dr. Seuss fame. It is a pretty fun and fast paced little tune and this animated video is super cute. Check it out.

ONE MINUTE REVIEW: SONIC BOOM!

The new Sonic the Hedgehog game is bad.

In other news, he is blue, wears red sneakers, and eats chili dogs. Also, his games are no good.

8-BIT TOO MANY COOKS MIX!

"This is the story of COOKS — Cybernetic Operational Optimized Knights of Science — defending humanity against Beast Rebels of the Hellscape. When it comes to the future, you can never have too many COOKS."