MUSIC MON! DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED 4!

DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED 4!

"What is the biggest thing in the world?"

That's a good question.

In the latest episode of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, we learn that even the best questions can have the worst answers imaginable. Or beyond imagination. Or just don't imagine anything. Or ask questions. Or answer questions. Or do anything.

It is best to just eat your oatmeal and not give any inanimate objects a cue to self-animate into an eldritch horror symbolizing a vague concept under the pretense of "edu-tainment".

MUSIC MON! DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED 3!

DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED 3!

The good news is that the internet did not choose puppetcide. Or is it?

If you don't know, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, is an educational puppet show made for children that mixes stop motion animation, puppetry, and the combined nightmares of a thousand orphans on LSD laced with the tears of the last Wupnubchub Indian.

It is horrible. It is terrible. It is love.

And love is the subject of the first episode of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared since the kickstarter met it's goals.

It loves up to my dread and expectactions.

Enjoy. I think.

WTF! DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED: KICKSTARTER!

DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED: THE SERIES! KICKSTARTER!

That's right, kids! Let's think creatively and use out time appropriately to fund ourselves an internet television program starring such beloved characters as Yellow Guy, Red Guy, and Green Bird (yes, I think they have official names but it appears I have lost them in the shuffle). The kickstarter is to fund at least four more installments to educate the audience about the other four important lessons of life yet unlearned. Surely, you want to learn them.

OR DO YOU WANT THESE PUPPETS TO DIE?!

Because that is exactly what will happen if you ignore this call to action. Your inaction will indirectly lead to the direct action of putting the puppets to inaction. Death. Death of puppets. Puppetcide if you will.

Hm, I think there is some red jam on my ears. Weird.

WORD OF THE DAY! 1/30/14!

DON'T HUG ME. I'M SCARED. : BE CREATIVE!

creative [kree-ehy-tiv]
adjective
1. Having the power or quality of creating.
2. Resulting from the originality of a thought; imaginative.
3. Used or created in a way that is incorrect or unusual.

EX. Well. That was creative. I'm never sleeping again. Now, let's all agree, to never be creative again.

Thanks, ants. Thants.

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