WORD OF THE DAY! 10/4/13!

cat burglar [kat-bur-gler]
noun
1. A burglar who breaks into buildings by climbing through upstairs windows, across roofs, etc., especially with great stealth and agility.

EX. After watching the entirety of the Batman the Animated series, I still find the DC Universe's greatest cat burglar to be, at best, a somewhat odd and selfish, self-righteous vigilante/crook and, at worst, a complete crazy catlady.

Also, sometimes I need to take a knock at cats. Between T.S. Eliot, Broadway, & the Internet, we've put them up on a pedestal. THIS (below) is how we used to treat our feline villains (and now I don't mean you should hit your cat, pretty much ever, take a joke(pretty sure it's a puppet)).

WORD OF THE DAY! 5/20/12.

situation comedy [sich-oo-ey-shuhn-kom-i-dee] / sitcom [sit-kom]

noun

1. A comedy drama, especially a television series made up of discrete episodes about the same group of characters, as members of a family.
 

EX. Screw traditional live-action sitcoms and forget animated sitcoms, we need the world's first hybrid sitcom simply titled, "Oh, You!" on Cartoon Network. Each episode only needs to be long enough for the puppy to do something ridiculous and his owner to get out that epic catchphrase.

If "Oh, You!" doesn't sweep across America in a week and people keeping watching truly awful sitcoms that either demean a group of people or tread over the same story lines over and over in ad nauseum.

MUSICAL MONDAY! PARRY GRIPP IS MADE OF INTERNETS!

MUSICAL MONDAY PRESENTS

PARRY GRIPP IS MADE OF INTERNETS!

Occasionally, I discover something on the internet that combines all of the powers of the internet into something great and terrible. More often than not, such forces are used for evil. But today's case is made of pure animal cuteness, anti-trolling, and a fat dose of unicorn farts. Today's case is the glorious insanity that is Parry Gripp.

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF KAWAII, SQUEE, AND PURE UNADULTERATED JOY!

Click on a link and enjoy a source of pure internet positivity. Here are 6 of my favorites, because 6 is nature's favorite number!

SHOPPING PENGUIN!

SPAGHETTI CAT! ( I WEEP FOR YOU...)

THE GIRL AT THE VIDEO GAME STORE!

DOCTOR WHO!

LAZY HARP SEAL HAS NO JOB!

NEON PEGASUS!

SEE YOU NEXT TIME! SAME INTERNET, SAME LOLZ!